![]() Author has written 1 story for How to Train Your Dragon. Hi, everyone! I'm South Diamond, but everyone calls me Diamond, so yeah. for starters, I know my username has absolutely nothing to do with this, but I'm a HUGE fan of HTTYD. And if you don't even know what that means, then I would suggest you just forget I exist and leave my profile right this second! Anyways, here are few facts about me: -South Diamond (Diamond) -DiamondBubbles02 -13 years old November 6th - I live in the state of South Carolina U.S.A -Mood is very stressed and wanting so badly to destroy something so I can get that mood off my shoulders - I loose my temper pretty easily I threaten the people in my classes who like to mess with my friend's sensitive feelings. - I never need to be popular and I never want to be popular -I am somewhat violent. In my actions a little bit. Okay a moderate amount of violent. IT WASNT MY FAULT! - -IF YOU MESS WITH ME OR MY FREINDS: I will do what I literally just did to the stupid, senseless, jerk who freaking TEXT DUMPED my very sensitive freind: He answered to my motto(below) and got a sprained wrist( I twisted it), a hurt shin(I kicked him) and an aching shoulder(I punched him) MY MOTTO If you were put down in the hallway, I wouldn't be at lunch period with you. I'd be suspended for landing the freaking fool who messed with you a place in the hospital for a broke and fractured wrist. If you were miserably dumped, I wouldn't be in your bedroom telling you it will be okay. I'd be out hunting down the jerk with a huge sledgehammer in my hand. If you were ever murdered, I wouldn't be at your funeral, I'd be in jail... for killing the person who killed you. And you were in jail, I wouldn't be bailing you out, aid be your cellmate saying "Well, that was fun!ets do it again! But first, do you think we should tell Mom or Dad?" THIS IS HOW MUCH I LOVE DRAGONS!! Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. She was kind, caring and polite like all princesses were. She lived in a castle far far away. One day while picking flowers a dragon captured her and took her to it's lair that was hidden far from the kingdom. She stayed with the dragon for months. Then one day a handsome knight in shining armour came and shouted "FEAR NOT FAIR MAIDEN! FOR I AM HEAR TO RESCUE YOU FROM THIS FOUL BEAST!" 95% of girls who would be the princess would scream "MY HERO!" if your one of the 5% percent who would say "No thanks I'm good here." copy and paste this onto your profile. I am a member of the Elite Riders Department (E.R.D) My ERD profile: Name: Diamond You can read this if you have a strong mind. TH15 M3554G3 53RV35 T0 PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG TH1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 TH1NG5! 1N TH3 B3G1NN1NG 1T WA5 H4RD BUT N0W, 0N TH15 L1N3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 1T 4UT0M4T1C4LLY W1TH 0UT 3V3N TH1NK1NG 4B0UT 1T, B3 PR0UD! 0NLY C3RT41N P30PL3 C4N R34D TH15. R3P05T 1F Y0U C4N! Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Isn't tihs so wreid? I tnhik it is the wreidset tnihg on Ertah! If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porlflie. Tanhks Relationships: ummm... I have awesome friends! I don't need a boy! Favorite Things: -Pizza -HTTYD -Any Pop music(most) YOU MUST READ THE FOLLOWING I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister, is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart MY CRAZY,INSANE,YET AWESOME LIFE: NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will burn you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms HTTYD FANS: yell NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN! NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacations HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile! NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." HTTYD FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me! FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb girl?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MUM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG IT!" we messed up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process FRIENDS: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" it FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'. Will take you to buy a pregnancy test BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!" FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'. BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date." FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush. BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him. FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this thing FRIENDS: Fade BEST FRIENDS: Are forever That boy you punched in the hall today? Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin. The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but re-post this if you are the 1% with a heart. Dear Best Friend, Remember that time you called me fat? Remember that time you called me ugly? Remember that time you called me stupid? It hurt. Even though I didn't show it, I was dying on the inside. Remember that time I called you fat? Remember that time I called you ugly? Remember that time I called you stupid? No? That's because I never did. Why would you do that to me? I thought that we were best friends. Best friends until the very end. Sincerely, Your best friend. -0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Dear Friend, Why are you talking about me behind my back? Why are you pointing at me and laughing? Even though I told you to stop calling me names, you continue. Why is this? Have I done something wrong? Is that why you are ignoring me? Please tell me. I want to know. Sincerely, Your friend. -0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Dear Former Friend, That text you sent me hurt. Why would you say such mean and cruel things about me? Is that what you really think about me? Do you really think I'm just a stupid, ugly idiot who can't do anything right? Do you really think that I am embarrassing? Do you really mean it when you say, you were never really my friend? Was my whole life a lie? Sincerely, Your former friend. -0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Dear Former Best Friend, When she pushed me over onto the floor and called me names, why did you stand there and watch? Why did you stand there and laugh? When he stole my bag and when I tried to grab it, threw it into the pool, why did you stand there and watch? Why did you high-five him? I thought you were better than this...I was wrong. Sincerely, Your former best friend. -0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Dear Bully, You have made my life a living hell. I have no friends now, because of the rumors you have spread. I have no life now, because of the things you have done to me. I have no self-confidence anymore. I have no self-esteem anymore. I have nothing. Thanks to you. I hope you are happy that I spend my weekends at the hospital. I hope you are happy that I spend my afternoons at the doctors getting knife wounds healed. I hope you are happy that I spend all night crying. I wish that I never called you my best friend. You don't even deserve to be called a human being. Sincerely, Your victim. -0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Dear Murderer, Because of you, I am here right now. Here I lay on the concrete ground, my blood all around me, because of you. I can faintly hear the sound of paramedics shouting. I can hear the ambulance siren blaring. I can hear the people on the train gasping. I can hear my parents crying. Because of you they will never see their daughter grow up. They will never see me again. They will never hear my voice or feel my hugs. I hope this is what you wanted. I hope that you are happy I committed suicide because of you. Think back to when we were kids. When you stood in front of me and told me that we would be best friends until the very end. It is now the very end. I don't see you beside me crying, apologising for what you have done to me. I'm sorry that I wasn't good enough for you. I hope that you get what you deserve. This will be my last letter to you. Sincerely, Cloudjumper Kat.(My freind) Bullying hurts. Bullying kills. If you have ever been bullied or have lost a family member or friend to bullying, I give my utmost respect to you. To those you have been bullied or have lost a family member or friend to bullying, I invite you to copy and paste this onto your profile and put your name after mineCopy and paste this if you are against bullying. If I had a guy, I would never make him feel this way: Girls don't realize these things I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone any more when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry any more I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough RESPECT to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things. 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile. QUOTE 2. “Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen.” - Unknown 3. “Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. how can anyone see how awesome you are if you can’t see it yourself?” – Unknown 4. "If everyone in the world sought for peace, we would all fight over the best way to achieve it" - Anonymous If you ship HiccStrid and HiccStrid only, and you do not ship Hiccup with anyone else, copy this onto your profile. You know you're obsessed when HTTYD features in your dreams. If this has happened to you, copy this onto your profile. If you're like myself and believe that sideburns are EVIL, copy this onto your profile. If you are a professional procrastinator, copy this onto your profile. In this world you tend to be either a maths person or an English (that's the subject, not the nationality) person. If you're an English person copy this onto your profile. If you think these copy-and-paste things are pointless but you write them anyway, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! If people think you're strange because of an obsession but you don't give a monkeys, copy this onto your profile. If you watch HTTYD cracks/spoofs endlessly on YouTube, copy this onto your profile. If you have to fight the urge to crack up laughing whenever someone says the word hiccup, copy this onto your profile. If you are genuinely mortally offended whenever your parents insult your fandom, copy this onto your profile. If you are psyched for season 3, copy this onto your profile. If you think How To Train Your Dragon is awesome, copy this onto your profile. If you're against racism, prejudice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy this to make it longer. If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy this onto your profile If you believe racism is wrong, copy this onto your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy this onto your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If your profile is way too long, copy this onto it to make it even longer! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this onto your profile. There are many things worth dying for, but only a few worth living for. If you have something worth living for, copy this onto your profile. If you're against animal cruelty, copy this onto your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this onto your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile. If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it, then copy this onto your profile. If you have way too many of these things, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever had a "yeah whatever..."moment, copy this onto your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes, copy this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy this onto your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile. If you guys love to read, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy this onto your profile. Copy this onto your profile because you have nothing better to do. If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this onto your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this onto your profile' thingies then COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever just wanted to KICK something, copy this onto your profile. If you're a kid at heart, copy this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this onto your profile. If you believe that eating people is wrong, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever seen an animated movie so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy this onto your profile. If you've ever wished that dragons exist in our time, copy this onto your profile! Team Edward? Team Jacob? Copy this if you’re Team HICCUP! If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favourite books, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny any more and people think you’re insane, copy this onto your profile. If you think Hiccup is really really really really really awesome, copy this onto your profile. Put this onto your profile if you think Astrid could take down the strongest person in your school with just her bare hands. If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy this onto your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy this onto your profile. (Well, we're writers. It's an occupational hazard.) IF YOU ARE A HUGE HTTYD FAN AND WISHED THE MOVIE WON AN OSCAR, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile! Team Edward? Team Jacob? Copy and paste this if you’re team TOOTHLESS! (or Hiccup or Astrid) If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this onto your profile! Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you KNOW How To Train Your Dragon is awesome, copy and paste this on your profile. insanity: 1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!" 8. Follow people in the street and if they tell you to go away say "It is against my programming" 7. Finish all you sentences with: "In accordance with The Prophecy" 9. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go'. 12. Sing along at the opera. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friend you can't attend their party because you have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling: "Run for your lives! They're loose!" 19. Tell your children over dinner: "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go..." 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity: Copy and paste this to make people who read bios smile. THANK YOU FOR ACTUALLY MAKING IT THIS FAR IN MY PROFILE! It means a lot. ;) |