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Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Because I love Hetalia so much I'll do a little 30 questions thingy:

30 Questions Hetalia Meme

1.) Who is your least favorite character?

BOWMD: Hmm... that's a difficult question! I prefer to say which character I love the least...and I'd have to say Greece, because he's so calm and stuff like that!

Greece: Zzzzzz

BOWMD: Don't get mad at me!

Greece: Zzzzzz

BOWMD: Sorry!

2.) Who is your favorite character?

BOWMD: IT'S WANG YAOOO BITCHES!

China: I knew it, aru!

BOWMD: *hugs China* Aw China! You're so cute! I love that you try to be a role model to your brothers but you're never taken seriously! I know that feel!

China*hugs back* Would you like some Chinese treats?

BOWMD: Hell yeah!

3.) Which character would you date?

BOWMD: Of course it would be China! Because I think he's really charming...and handsome...and everything!

America: But he's not a hero!

BOWMD: He's MY hero, right China?

China: Aiiiyaaa!

BOWMD: China, I'm not Russia, but would you like to become one with me?

France: Did she just-?

Britain: Yes she did.

4.) Which character would you go shopping with?

BOWMD: POLAAAAAND! THE BEST PERSON TO GO SHOPPING WITH!

Poland: Yes, you totally need, like new clothes. When are we going?

BOWMD: Right now! I'll grab Liet so he can carry the bags and Switzerland because he has MONEEEY!

Switzerland: Do you think I'll give you my money? No. I'm neutral.

BOWMD: So am I.

5.) Which character would you like as a child?

BOWMD: Hmm, I'd say Sealand, Wy or Latvia! they're so cute!

6.) What character would probably be your rival?

BOWMD: America in video-games! And Britain in awful cooking!

Britain: MY FOOD DOESN'T TASTE AWFUL!

7.)Which character do you have the most in common with?

BOWMD: I'd say Lithuania, because I'm very nervous about stuff.

Liet: Really? I'm glad you have things in common with me!

BOWMD: *hugs Liet* AWNNN!

8.) Which character do you most look like?

BOWMD: I'd say Bulgaria!

Bulgaria: That's awesome!

BOWMD: I know, right!

9.) Which character would you bring home to meet your parents?

BOWMD: Anyone, really. They never judge my choice of friends.

10.) Which character would you not want to bring home to meet your parents?

BOWMD: Prussia, because he would drink a lot of beer.

Prussia: VAT!? THE AWESOME PRUSSIA DOESN'T NEED YOU! I'M AWESOME BY MYSELF!

BOWMD: Whatever, then.

11.) Which character would you most likely become friends with?

BOWMD: Japan, because we're both calm and restricted.

Japan: That is very nice of you to say. BecomeOneWithMeDa-san.

12.) Which character has your favorite voice?

BOWMD: Russia's! I love his voice in English and in Japanese!

Russia: J

13.) Which character would you like to go camping with?

BOWMD: Anyone, really!

France: Even me?

BOWMD: Yeah!

14.) Which character would you want to be your roommate?

BOWMD: Pooooolaaaand! Because he would help me get dressed up fabulously!

Poland: Yeah, like, I will always tell you what to wear so you can be the most fabulous diva around!

15.) Which character would you like to cook for you?

BOWMD: I love food in general, so anyone would do it!

Britain: Even I?

BOWMD: Nein! Wait...now that I'm thinking about it, I had some really nice borcht the other day, so I guess Ukraine wouldn't be a bad choice!

Ukraine: *boobie bounce* You really would want my borcht?

BOWMD: Yeah! It was originally from your place, right?

16.) What character would you want to prance around naked for you?

BOWMD: What kind of question is that? *blushes* But you probably already know the answer...

17.) What is your OTP?

BOWMD: FRUK FRUK FRUK FRUK FRUK FRUK FRUK!

France and Britain: What!?

BOWMD: You heard me! Kiss now!

18.) What character would you like to have as a parent(s)?

BOWMD: Hm, I would like Spain and Romano!

Spain: That's awesome, chica!

Romano: Being your parent with that tomato bastard? No way, bella!

19.) Which character would you go to a karaoke bar with?

BOWMD: Japan! We could smash singles on that!

Japan: But-

BOWMD: In my headcannon you rock karaoke, Japan!

20.) What character would you like as your butler/maid?

BOWMD: The three Baltics. They did awesome jobs back at Russia's house.

21.) Which character would you have in your party if you were in an RPG?

BOWMD: Well, America or Russia, they seem like a good adition to my RPG party!

22.) What is your SECOND favorite pairing?

BOWMD: GERITAAAAAAAAAA!

23.) Who is your favorite from the opposite gender of your first favorite character?

BOWMD: Ukraine or Hungary! Both of them are really pretty and hilarious!

24.) Who's outfit do you like the most?

BOWMD: I love Liechteinstein's dress! It's so cute!

25.) What character would be your band-mate if you were in a band?

BOWMD: North Italy, because he would sing!

Italy: Veeee~It will be really nice to sing with you on a band!

26.) What character would you want to be your boss?

BOWMD: Canada. He is so nice and polite!

Canada: Thank you.

Kumajiro: Who are you two?

Canada: I'm Canada.

BOWMD: I'm BecomeOneWithMeDa!

27.) Which character would you not want to meet in a dark alley?

BOWMD: Belarus, definitely! She scares even Russia!

Belarus: I'll marry big brother! Stay away from him!

BOWMD: I'll marry China! Get out!

28.) Which character would you want personified as a dog?

BOWMD: America would be really cute!

America: Why me?

BOWMD: You can even pretend you're a super dog!

29.) Which character would you want personified as a cat?

BOWMD: Do I really need to answer that one?

30.) Which character would you want to cosplay as?

BOWMD: Bulgaria, because that way I would only need the military clothes!

Hetalian's Pledge

I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.
I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.
I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.
I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.
I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.
I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.
I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.
I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.
I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.
I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.
I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.
I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.
I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.
I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.
I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.
I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.
I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.
I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.
I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.
I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.
I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.
I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays.
I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.
I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.
I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.
I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.
I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.
I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.
I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).
I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.
I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.
I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.
I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.
I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."
Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian.
Copy and paste this into your profile to show your Hetalian spirit!

"Do as Italy...Make Pasta not war"

"Do as America...Make a movie not a drama"

"Do as England...Burn your food not everybody else wishes"

"Do as Spain...Raise children not enemies"

"Do as Germany...Follow the rules, even if you don't understand them"

"Do as Austria...Play music even if you don't have a rhythm"

"Do as Japan...Grow not get stuck in your past"

"Do as France...When in doubt, push random buttons"

"Do as Canada...When you feel out of place, just be invisible"

"Do as Russia...Maintain your innocence, even if your past is not that childish"

"Do as Prussia...Live, even when there seems nothing to live for"

"Do as Switzerland...Stay neutral even if the world's braking apart"

"Do as Sealand...Speak, even if no one is listening"


Ways to know you are a true Hetalia fan (in progress! Send me suggestions for my list by PM!):

1. History Class is one of your favorite classes

2. Geography class can count as Porn- especially when learning about the countries and their "relationships"

3. You refer to the landmasses as He or She instead of "it"

4. You watch news just to hear about the different countries

5. Whenever someone says something about the nations- you take it the wrong way

6. You wish the AWESOME PRUSSIA is still around

7. You ace any geography test, and know of micro-nations, secretly wanting to live there

8. On Christmas, instead of waiting for Santa, you wait for Finland

9. You can say at least one word in nearly every language in the world

10. To write fan-fictions, you research history

11. Instead of reading a history text book to study for the history quiz, you watch Hetalia

12. You want to learn how to play an instrument

13. You want a puffin, panda, or a Gilbird

14. You say Awesome a lot

15. Whenever your history teacher is talking about the nations (Even if it's about war) you go into a fit of giggles

16. Suddenly, a visit to IKEA feels like encountering Sweden himself.

17. Legos aren’t the same anymore.

18. When you see your OTP’s flags together you go into an irrational fit of giggles.

19. If someone told you some years ago that you would develop feelings for countries, you would’ve laughed.

20. You are not laughing.


I found this on a random profile here and I just had to do it...

OC Quiz

Rules:
1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3. Title the journal as "OC's Quiz"
4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5. Have fun!!

1A: Hi! What's your real name and nickname?

Hi. My name is Rosalina Cortez (yay, Mario Galaxy references...) and I’m at your service (unless you’re an anime character who just happens to be in my house due to ‘British black magic’, because if that’s the case I’m most certainly not in your service). Well, people usually call me Rosa, my best friends call me Lina, Russia calls me ‘Подсолнечник’ and if you call me Rosie (and if you’re America), you’re dead. Have a nice day!

1B: What's your gender?

I'm not so sure... (you know, obvious sarcasm in obvious) Better check it! *looks inside shirt* Yup, still a girl.

2. Interesting... what's your current age?

I’m 17, cool, huh?

3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?

Anything Britain doesn’t touch.

4. And your favorite drink?

Well, I’d say water, because that way I can see if there’s any suspicious stuff inside before I drink it.

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?

The forces of evil don’t have time for crushes! Ugh, but I do find Russia extremely cute…Merde! What am I saying? If you tell anyone about this, I’ll cut off your toes and break every bone in your body!

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?

I don’t plan on doing so, but I didn’t complain (too much) about him touching my shoulder, so he needs to feel special.

7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?

I don’t know, maybe navy blue?

8. Who's your favorite author?

J. R. R. Tolkien!

9. Now what's your biggest fear?

Losing my dad. I can’t imagine how hard it would be.

10A:- stifles a giggle- I'm not laughing. -bursts out laughing- Sorry. Have an embarrassing experience in your past?

Why are you even asking? Got anything against me, huh?

10B: Any Siblings?

Nope, but I consider Dany and Cat to be my sisters from different mothers.

11. Almost, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?

It would be Samwise Gamgee from LOTR and Link from Legend of Zelda.

12. Okay, who is your worst enemy?

Hmm, that would be Ms. Long, my stupid neighbor.

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?

Link, kill her with fire! Sam, with the frying pan! Yeah! That’s right!

14. Interesting... what would you do if you met your creator?

I do it all the time. I’m a fanfiction counterpart of BecomeOneWithMeDa’s friend.

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?

I want to be the world's evil princess!

16. What's your worst nightmare?

Being alone in the beach, covered in sand, and invisible hands touching me…

17. What's your lifelong dream?

Being awesome! Wait, I’m already awesome!

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?

It already came true, bitches!

19A. Okay, where's your favorite place to relax?

My house, duh. Where I can watch Hetalia!

19B. Favorite Music?

Anything with actual lyrics that doesn’t involve ‘parties’.

19C. Do you have any friends?

Well, there’s Danielle, Caitlyn and the nations. That’s about it.

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?

Watching Hetalia, of course! Only if no nation starts to annoy me.


Is Your Character a Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu?' Meme.
Character Undergoing Analysis : Rosalina (HTLWH)

[ Please make a footnote if the applicable trait is common in the universe of the character, for that will nullify its status as a Sue trait. ]

Point Counting :

[ ] They are possessed by an angel.
[ ] They are possessed by a demon.
[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie.
[ ] They are physically strong.
[ ] They have a rare hair/fur colour.
[ ] Their eyes are an unusual colour.
[ ] This eye color happens to be red. (Prussia?)
[ ] Their eyes change colour.
[ ] They have wings.
[ ] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift.
[ ] They are immortal.
[ ] [If female.] They have large boobs.
[ ] [If male.] They are very muscular.
[X] They are very attractive to the opposite gender.
[ ] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc.
[ ] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc.
[ ] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers.
[ ] They have a special ability/power.
[ ] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers
[ ] They are a healer.
[X] They are from a very rich/royal family.
[ ] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background.
[x] They have lost one/both of their parents.
[ ] They ran away from home.
[ ] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc.
[ ] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death.
[ ] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature.
[x] They never knew one/both their parents.
[ ] They were abused/spoiled as a child.
[ ] They are very attractive to the same gender.
[ ] They have lots of friends/no friends.
[ ] They are cutesy.
[ ] They look much younger/older than they really are. (looks about 20, is actually 15)
[ ] They are currently in a relationship.
[ ] They have lots of morals and declare them a fair bit.
[ ] They have a mental disorder.
[ ] They have an emotional disorder.
[ ] They struggle to stay sane.
[ ] They are a phycho.
[ ] They have multiple personalities.
[x] They are very intelligent.
[ ] They have hallucinations.
[ ] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc.
[ ] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet.
[ ] They have a guardian spirit.
[ ] They have a 'special type' of soul.
[ ] Their soul is not the same as them.
[ ] They can talk to spirits/ghosts.
[ ] Some part of their body glows.
[ ] They have a rare/unusual name.
[ ] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, etc.
[ ] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth/a young age.
[ ] They are connected with a certain element.
[ ] They are connected with a certain animal.
[ ] They always dress like a certain 'label'.
[ ] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga.
[ ] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood.
[ ] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared.
[ ] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives.
[ ] They are/used to hide/hiding from someone/something.
[ ] They have a rare blood type.
[ ] They cry blood.
[ ] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc. make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown.
[ ] They are from a different country to where they live, a.k.a 'exotic'.
[ ] They are very mysterious/dark.
[ ]They are very lively/happy.
[ ]They are very patient.
[ ] They are from a long line of (witches).
[ ]They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear.
[ ] They have amnesia.
[ ]They have some sort of permanent medical condition.
[ ] The have a some sort of unbeneficial curse upon them.
[ ] They are involved in some sort of prophecy.
[ ] They are 'the chosen one'.
[x] They have insomnia.

Overall Points : 06

Point Reduction :
Take points off your OC's overall score if they fit any of the following statements:

[ ]They smoke.
[ ]They are an alcoholic.
[ ]They are overweight.
[ ]They are addicted to drugs.
[x]They have a short temper.
[ ]They enjoy bullying others.
[X]They do not care much about others.
[ ]They are relatively emotionless.

Final Score: 04

RESULT : Anti-Sue

05 : Anti-Sue.
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they score that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit.

06-15 : Balanced Character.
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.

16-25 : Borderline Mary-Sue.
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.

26 : Mary-Sue.
Please revise your character... right now


Update on my stories!

Well, I just wanted to tell you guys that I'm a veeeery slow writer, so my chapters may take a month or more to be updated, however, they'll always be long (what can I do? I've got lots of dialogue!), which means more than 20 pages on Microsoft Word!

Expect fluff and curses. Lots of curses!

Also, if there are any artists reading my stories, don't be afraid to submit art! I love any type of stuff! For real!

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How To Live With Hetalia reviews
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