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Author has written 187 stories for Harry Potter, Tenchi Muyo, Gundam Wing/AC, Fanfiction Poetry, Lord of the Rings, Digimon, Anime X-overs, Love Hina, StarTrek: Other, Duck Dodgers, Stargate: SG-1, Nadesico, Evangelion, Bubblegum Crisis, Justice League, Firefly, Atomic Betty, Powerpuff Girls, Final Fantasy X, Stargate: Atlantis, Naruto, Bleach, Kingdom Hearts, Marvel Zombies, Pride and Prejudice, Twilight, One Piece, Ranma, Batman, Dragon Ball Z, StarTrek: Voyager, My Little Pony, Misc. Movies, Back to the Future, Web Shows, StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, Mass Effect, X-Men, Avengers, Simpsons, Family Guy, Doctor Who, Fairly OddParents, DC Superheroes, Overwatch, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Steven Universe, Star Wars, Disney, Star Wars Rebels, Little Mermaid, Batman/Superman Adventures, Futurama, RWBY, Marvel, Azumanga Daioh, Portal, L.A. Noire, Muppet Show, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Mega Man, Frozen, DarkWing Duck, and Goof Troop.

Consider this an expression of my eternal inner torment. Or boredom, either works.

If you're going to rip off one of my stories, please choose one other than "That Boy is Trouble". It's been copied so often it's now a Bingo game on my Discord channel.

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6-11-12: I will be removing my M-rated stories and moving them to my adult fanfiction.net account due to 's new policies. You may find them here:

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In Remembrance of Micheal Allen, known as Echos of the Mind, 1987-2002. A friend I wish I had known better.

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Robb Returns by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The Red Wedding has happened and the Old Gods are getting worried about what has happened. They have no choice. Robb must return.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 149 - Words: 616,020 - Reviews: 7526 - Favs: 6,302 - Follows: 6,780 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Eddard S./Ned, Robb S., Theon G., Domeric B.
Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates by GwendolynStacy reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,609 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 2,654 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
More of the Same by WonderfulMadness reviews
An ill-timed outburst from Yamcha gives a few of the Z-fighters a chance to relive their histories. Who says only Saiyans can be the winners? Humans can fight too, damnit! Time-travel, not overly serious.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 163,023 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Krillin, Yamcha, Tien
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 185 - Words: 803,427 - Reviews: 12184 - Favs: 5,723 - Follows: 4,699 - Updated: 12/19/2019 - Published: 9/4/2005
Meet the Skywalkers by frodogenic reviews
Set in the same AU as Lord Vader's Limpet and Driving Lord Vader. Newly returned from the Unknown Regions with Darth Vader, Admiral Piett doesn't expect much of a welcome from the New Republic. And not in a million lifetimes would he have predicted that their very first guest would be Luke Skywalker. After all, Vader is still his mortal enemy...right?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,938 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 10/28/2019 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Luke S., Darth Vader, F. Piett
Vault M2J by M2J MandalorianJedi reviews
Formerly, The Archive Rejects. A compilation of "M2J" Mandalorian Jedi's ideas that never came to be. Featuring Harry Potter, Naruto and many more! Irregular updates to be expected. Not an actual ficlet, but a palette of ideas to mix things up a bit...
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 118 - Words: 302,772 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/4/2019 - Published: 8/31/2007
That Most Heinous of Crimes by Another Reader reviews
Someone else is parachuted into being the sensei for team 7. He slings webs and wears glasses. And summons spiders to face hug annoying student's faces. He's Tsume-san, and he'd like to know what he's doing in a shonen manga. A collaboration based on Andrew Joshua Talon's work!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,547 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/11/2019 - Published: 2/9/2019
Immortal by LaughingLefou reviews
Jaune Arc hated dying. This is an odd state of being for one to state they hated, as dying happens only but once. Twice maybe if you're lucky. Then again, you aren't the universe's chew toy either... Jaune x Harem. Rated M for swearing, gore, sexual themes and terrible jokes.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,720 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 4,742 - Follows: 5,382 - Updated: 4/13/2019 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR]
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3416 - Favs: 9,377 - Follows: 8,940 - Updated: 3/26/2019 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sora's Life is a Game by RebukeX7 reviews
After losing all that he knew and loved to Xehanort, Sora earns the favor of Kingdom Hearts and is allowed a second chance to save everyone. Now back in the past with new worlds to explore, Sora is in a race against time to be the first to rule Kingdom Hearts. Video-game fic, crack-with-plot. Sora/harem. Last in LIAG series, can be read alone! *Hiatus*
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 245,351 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 3/15/2019 - Published: 12/10/2014 - [Sora, Yuffie K.] Donald Duck, Goofy
Life Starts at Sixteen by Another Reader reviews
Twelve year olds do not make good state agents, let alone assassins. Follow a more mature Naruto and gang as they deal with the harsh reality of what being a ninja means. Well, for given values of maturity, Naruto is involved after all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 161,110 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/12/2019 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin was a Jedi once. He was also a 45-year-old Sith Lord. Yet now he's nine again and back at the Jedi Temple, determined to change destiny. To do so he just has to juggle preventing Dooku from joining Sidious, starting a personal war against slavery, avoiding Palpatine, and Jedi training to all while maintaining the facade of a child. Too bad that's never been his strong point.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,759 - Reviews: 2863 - Favs: 6,190 - Follows: 6,181 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku - Complete
Masked Rider: Exo by Captain Sarcasm Awaaay reviews
A re-imagining of Kamen Rider: Kuuga, as though it had been brought to America. Archaeology student Steven Tooms is the last survivor of what looks to be a ritual massacre, and soon he is the target of monstrous animal-men out for his blood. Steve becomes the only one who can stop them when he is granted enormous powers by an ancient beetle spirit.
Kamen Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 119,312 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/11/2018 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Y. Godai/Kuuga, N-Daguva-Zeba, K. Ichijo, S. Sawatari
Double Agent Vader by Fialleril reviews
A series of one-shots set in a universe where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion. New: The Slave Who Makes Free. Meanwhile, on Tatooine... (Or, in which we learn that Luke and Anakin have more of a connection than either of them yet realize.)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,522 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T.
The Spectacular Spider-Deku by Emotwo reviews
A MHA-AU and Marvel pseudo-crossover. After being bitten by a, quote-unquote, "radioactive spider" (which happened to be the size of a car, thank you for asking), the Quirkless Midoriya Izuku awakens to find himself with powers he could previously only have dreamed of. However, what's that old saying again about "With Great Power..."?
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,814 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 6/25/2016
Simple & Clean by miilky reviews
Family of choice is something Daisy learns the hard way. It ends with Donald.
DuckTales - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Complete
Bodyguard by Miss-Adair reviews
Max Goof has been recruited by his father to act as a bodyguard for Princess Kairi while Riku and Sora are away.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Kairi, Goofy
Our Universe by KoolaidShipping reviews
We are the Crystal Gems. We'll always save the day, and if you think we can't we'll always find a way, that's why the people of this world believe in Lapis Peridot & Jasper and Steven-Right? When Steven accidentally lands himself in a universe where the Crystal Gems are replaced with Homeworld Gems, Steven must somehow get back to his Universe with the help of the 'Crystal Gems'.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,936 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 5/12/2017 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Lapis Lazuli, Jasper, Steven U., Peridot
Mater Familias by Quatermass reviews
(AU) Crashlanding on Yardrat, Goku comes across a most unexpected ally, another Saiyan who escaped Planet Vegeta's destruction, and someone with a connection to his past. This ally eventually comes back with him to Earth, ready to defend the world against the Androids alongside the other warriors. But can Gine, the mother of Goku, truly make a difference?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,978 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 1/5/2016 - [Gine, Bardock] Goku, Gohan
Season 2: The Empire Cracks Down by 1-1 Marines reviews
Lame title, I know. Warning: Spoilers ahead for those who haven't read my previous stories or watched Season 1 of Rebels or TCW, plus Season 2 I guess. Rated T for dialogue and scenes.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 163,502 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/9/2017 - Published: 5/24/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 3,836 - Follows: 4,663 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
My Ship trilogy by deb-h reviews
Amy says: "A cruel twist in fate begins this epic tale-in-progress chronicling the end of my innocence." Most recently posted is the nineteenth part, in which there are quite a lot of confrontations. The title "My Ship" now refers to parts 1-6, and "Down for the Count" to parts 7-19. M for strong language and some sexual content.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 246,922 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Amy W.
The Application Process by Type-00 reviews
Fred and George have judged Malfoy and found him wanting. With the Triwizard Tournament about to start, and all eyes on Hogwarts, they decide to contribute by helping Harry find a new rival more appropriate to his skill level. From quidditch superstars to first year fanboys, no one is turned away from trying to rival the great Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,612 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Fred W., Harry P., George W.
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
AzuTrek: The Next Generation by Incanto reviews
Enough said? UPDATED: Complete.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,427 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15197 - Favs: 22,900 - Follows: 20,130 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews
The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 2,578 - Follows: 2,343 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
A Game of Thrones: The House of Wayne by OccamsChainsaw15 reviews
While the lords of Westoros battle for the crown, the last living member of the House of Wayne wages his own war in the shadows. Told from the perspectives of characters as it is in the books. Current characters are: Bruce, Alfred, Gordon, Dick, Selina, Harvey Dent, and the Joker.
Crossover - Batman & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 289,751 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman, James G., Richard G./Nightwing
Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 301,056 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Therapy at Muzzle Velocity by Stand Alone Battle A.I reviews
The Kelly Chambers underdog story. Harbinger has no idea what he's gotten himself into...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,142 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kelly C.
It's a SIN by dogbertcarroll reviews
My SI bit it in Marvel and wakes up in a while new world, but can he survive in an anime universe as the main character?
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014
Knight Errant by JA Baker reviews
There are few problems in the multiverse that can not be solved by the appropriate application of Bolo's...
Crossover - TV X-overs & Bolo series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,762 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Worlds Above by bananannabeth reviews
She thinks that perhaps she's finally found the world above she always yearned for, in this strange blue box that's bigger on the inside. With all the running they do she's never been more grateful for her legs. - The Little Mermaid wants adventure, & everyone knows the Doctor has a soft spot for gingers.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Little Mermaid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - 11th Doctor
A Study in Chaos by The Island Hopper reviews
When a new case brings Lucky back to Toontown, there's only one cop who can help him - his former partner. Of course, that's if Lucky doesn't kill him first. Lucky/Bonkers friendship. Complete.
Bonkers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,515 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Complete
Arctic Rim by GenghisQuan reviews
It was supposed to be another routine kaiju breach response at the Vladivostok Shatterdome, but Rangers Elsa and Anna Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg, pilots of the Mark-III Jaeger Frozen Heart, may be in over their heads as they discover there is more to their deployment than meets the eye, and no routine survives contact with the enemy.
Crossover - Pacific Rim & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,849 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Elsa, Anna - Complete
Making Uzumaki (Original Version) by PsyckoSama reviews
The original version of Making Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,949 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Love-marks by jayminde reviews
"Those marks on her neck were like little reminders to Eren that even though Mikasa was humanity's second strongest soldier out in the battlefield, in the bedroom, she was his to do with what he pleased." - Eren likes to tease Mikasa and she never does anything to stop him. Dom!Eren.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Eren Y. - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 6,475 - Follows: 3,689 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Protégé by black.k.kat reviews
Yamamoto Genryūsai Shigekuni is, at heart, an old man who likes his tea prepared a certain way and has a soft spot for talented youngsters. His latest fledgling seems to be one Kurosaki Ichigo, substitute soul reaper. (Alternatively, a story in which Yamamoto is a crafty old man, Ichigo grows up to be utterly terrifying, and Aizen doesn't stand a chance.)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 2,727 - Follows: 862 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Ichigo K., G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
Handler of the Jinchuuriki by Writing bunny reviews
Most Hidden Villages have a person assigned to take care of their jinchuuriki. Konoha doesn't. Why? Maybe there's a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Roger the Disciplinarian by Galaxy1001D reviews
Roger has had it with Dorothy's antics and decides to discipline her.
Big O - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Complete
Trial by Ninja by jacobk reviews
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Misfits by Matt the Batman Fan reviews
A tale of heroes saving the world one sin at a time.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 148 - Words: 1,270,579 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Stephanie B., Bruce W./Batman
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 4288 - Favs: 7,881 - Follows: 5,615 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Misfits by Matt the Batman Fan reviews
Set in the Misfitsverse. It's Christmas time and it's time for the world's weirdest group of superheroes to celebrate the holiday season. Here's hoping Gotham is still standing after all of this. . .
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,378 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Stephanie B.
Hermione Granger is Stupid by Ruinus reviews
Set during 6th year, Hermione gets help from two people she least expected and realizes she's in love with the wrong guy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,211 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Story Never Ending by singwithin reviews
A collection of drabbles originally written for the kh drabble themes, no continuity. (KH, CoM, KH2)
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 23,350 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
Interloper by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry tells Ron his true feelings for Hermione after the locket is destroyed. His confession has Ron question his own emotions and the relationship he has to his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Are You Serious? by Imaginarivalued reviews
Crack filled and spoiler for chapter 599. Now with ten percent more mascaline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Buzzed by littlelotte26 reviews
A short, fluffy Dami/Steph drabble set in some preReboot future. At the wedding of Tim and Tam, a new romance blooms.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Stephanie B., Damian W./Robin - Complete
Naruto, Rise of the Pervy Sage! by Ranmawho1 reviews
Something happened the night that Naruto became a genin- he met they Kyuubi. Because of this one event, his entire future will change... Watch as Naruto takes his prized first original technique and becomes Konoha's Pervy Sage! Not a serious story!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,641 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 204 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Somehow I'm the Mother of the Year by Katty008 reviews
Talia decides to pick sides once and for all and marries Bruce. She was not expecting this to involve eight children, two dogs, and cats. Lots and lots of cats.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 449 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Recap by Adrian Tullberg reviews
A statement for the record.
Crossover - Doctor Who & James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - 10th Doctor, M 3 - Complete
Sexplosion by Meinos Kaen reviews
As we all know, when the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi, Konoha should have gotten away from it without any more collateral damage than what it had already incurred in, but... Demons are a malicious bunch. Adopted from Legendary Legacy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,826 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Ayame
From the End to the Start by Romantic Silence reviews
Hermione had always been by Harry's side, but her death stopped her. She is given the chance to rewrite her past and right all her wrongs. She will do whatever is necessary to ensure his survival, but there are some things you simply can't plan for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,649 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 2,159 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Pretty Pictures by Loethlin reviews
Shepard sent Kelly to lure Morinth into the trap. It almost went awry. Fortunately, Kelly has tricks up her sleeve. Mass Effect Kink Meme fill. Yay, won an award for this one!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Kelly C., Morinth - Complete
No Dawn, No Day by quipquipquip reviews
Living, you're allelopathic. Everything around you withers up and dies-and that's not your fault. You got that from your father. It's a shame, really. Damian/Stephanie, future AU based on Batman 666/700
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,454 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Damian W./Robin, Stephanie B. - Complete
Of Packages and Punches by Bastard King reviews
Princess Luna is encouraged by her sister to participate in a charity, only to wind up with a huge problem due to some severe miscommunication. Now the Elements of Harmony must work together to help Luna overcome this obstacle.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,591 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Vamp it Up! by Tumbleweed reviews
Who is the mysterious Count Fetlock? What does he want in Ponyville? And, most importantly, can Twilight Sparkle find out before it's too late for Fluttershy?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
Progress Side Story: Luna Vs the Threesome by Friendly Uncle reviews
Hoyden has a dream. A dream of Luna, Sundance, and activities you can't show on network TV. But could this dream ever come true? If Celestia has anything to say about it, it just might. Fanfic for "Progress" fanfic by AJT, NOT CANON.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,700 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
Overprotective by Arglefumph reviews
A hypothetical situation: What if Gohan didn't remember who Hercule was when he first went to high school? Written for SweetestIrony's Gohan/Videl Week 3.0.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 164,367 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Vengeance and Fashion by Tumbleweed reviews
When a very...special individual comes to Ponyville, Twilight volunteers to manage Rarity's shop. Hijinks ensue. What else could happen?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,462 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete
Somewhere Only We Know by Patchwork Poltergeist reviews
Every night, in a little stable just outside of town, an old mare lays down to sleep. And every night she has the same dream of rainbows and open sky.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Complete
Ah Ain't Got no Ackcent! by Terrichance reviews
When Rarity is overwhelmed with making designs for an exhibition, she turns to Applejack for advice. But when she gives a hair style treatment in return, the apple farmer lets her accent slip from southern drawl to sophisticated Manehattenite!
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,597 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
Messin' With Celestia by Friendly Uncle reviews
My entry for Equestria Daily's April Fool's contest. Princess Celestia has the worst day ever. What does Pinkie Pie have to do with it? And what is that under Fluttershy's bed?
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3665 - Favs: 7,174 - Follows: 3,624 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
After Home by x-Avarice-x reviews
It's after Donna that he travels alone because it's after Donna that he learns. *One-shot, ridiculously sad*
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
Know Thyself by Hoshi-tachi reviews
Sequel to KT: the Prelude. When Harry returns on a mission to his native England, he finds himself pulled into a world he never imagined existed... once again. Violence, profanity, no pairings.
Crossover - Matrix & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,074 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Harry P.
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5543 - Favs: 12,292 - Follows: 6,015 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Snippets of Seven by sol113 reviews
A series of twisted parody, 'what if's' involving Seven of Nine, these are definitely things you did not see on the show!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,600 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Seven of Nine
Neon Genesis Evangelion Clone and Clonability by Greenfang reviews
A Humour story about what would happen to the Dummy Plug System if it was exposed to Misato's cooking. I know you've all wondered about that! I certainly have! : A bit of fun with some mystery attached. Enjoy!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,304 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Rei A.
Kinda, Sorta, Really Stupid by LittleMissAfflicted reviews
Because love can be blind, but according to Luffy, Nami's too stupid to see that. Maybe he's right. Post Time-skip. Lu/Na. Lemon.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 5,035 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 3,938 - Follows: 3,428 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Eywa is a Mother by CleverNickname reviews
One-Shot. A not-so-nice look into everyone's favorite deity.
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Grace A. - Complete
The Evangelion Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
The Eva Universe experiences their own time loops.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,610 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/9/2005
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6507 - Favs: 13,467 - Follows: 5,320 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
A Trail a Mile Wide by Heuksal reviews
Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/12/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Wife by Belphegor reviews
Sure, being the wife of a supervillain was supposed to have perks, but having his colleagues show up on your doorstep with a grim face and bad news was NOT one of them. When the Flash - of all people - did, it was a nasty surprise. DCAU Rogues, no slash.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Wally W./Flash - Complete
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
A Darker Shade of Green by UnromanticPoetess reviews
This is a more mature rewrite of the Evil Green Ranger saga. As the Green Ranger, Tommy's mission is to make the Rangers suffer. Can the Rangers save him? Will they even want to? Chapter 1-6 fixed.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 181,424 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Billy C., Jason L. S., Kim H., Tommy O. - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4448 - Favs: 7,301 - Follows: 7,328 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cannot Be More Than a Lady by Rahmi reviews
Seven times the Princesses of Heart weren't Disney Princess, and the consequences therein. Plus the one time they all were.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Belle, Jasmine - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 3,442 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Tinker's Cuss by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
Each type of faerie deals with a specific aspect of Nature. So then what precisely are Tinker Faeries charged with? When she finds out, young Tinker Bell might have a word or two to say about that.
Tinkerbell - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,635 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Tinker Bell - Complete
Teaching Little Fingers to Play by Geoduck reviews
If Ryoko had only known that asking Kagato how he started to play the organ would lead to a lengthy flashback... she'd never have asked the question in the first place.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Kagato, Ayeka - Complete
Raising Rei by Chris Oddland reviews
The ultimate self insertion from hell. What happens when an unwilling fic writer is forced to become the parental figure of Rei Ayanami? And considering the fact that he's a weirdo to boot.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Rei A.
Accio Brain! by KafkaExMachina reviews
and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Beck Strikes Back by Zola1 reviews
In which the prodigal son returns.
Big O - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,911 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 10/15/2005
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3882 - Favs: 6,634 - Follows: 5,891 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Bum Reviews: The End of Evangelion by Charles Xavier reviews
Our favorite homeless movie loving hobo talks about one of the most controversial anime movies to ever hit the big screen. Find out what he thought.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
For Want of a Jinchuuriki by ShaperV reviews
With Sarutobi dead, certain parties thought getting rid of Konoha's most annoying genin would be easy. But is that really such a great idea? Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,444 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
One Least Likely by Augustine Quill reviews
Everyone knows David's fate, but when Cassie gets a chance to change the past, David's fate and countless others' may change. CH 66: David attempts to stymie his new opponents at their next theft.
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 276,654 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/4/2001 - David
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Settling the Little Grumblies by Matt the Batman Fan reviews
Shh! Step cautiously, lads and lasses! The monsters are sleeping. A story set in the Misfitsverse.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,993 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Stephanie B. - Complete
Koudoukou: Fool's Gold by Akraa reviews
There is a fine line between idiocy and genius. Uzumaki Naruto has no clue where that line is. A teacher, a soldier and a madman are determined not to let the Golden Fool of Konoha dwindle. Be advised that this story may contain mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,287 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Ichigo and the Beanstalk by Nate Grey reviews
Ichigo accidentally kills Zaraki. He thought people would mind, but instead they want him as 11th Division Captain. Saying no would be smart, but this is Ichigo. IchiOri, RukiNemu, RanHana, UnoKoma, HitsuKiyo, RenjiUruru. Cracktastic!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 114,161 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Tempered in Water by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 3,493 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 3,871 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Aspire by Lunamaria reviews
Goofy mourns the loss of time and wonders what will happen tomorrow.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sora, Donald Duck, Goofy, King Mickey - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 5,506 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Notebooks and Letters by chem prof reviews
The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 296,330 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Someday, Somewhere by Otaku D-Man reviews
Eighth Mistake Made – The Hunt Begins and the Girls Learn Things About Themselves and Each Other That Complicate Things Even Further.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,729 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/22/2003
On a Wingnut and a Prayer by Stainless Steel Fox reviews
Stainless-verse fic set after 'The Donutters'. Gadget has been invited to take part in an all animal air race in Japan, the same one her father had won twice previously. Will it be a Hackwrench Hat-trick? Can the Rangers wing it and win through?
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 69,522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Disillusionment by soylentOrange reviews
When Fry is cruelly dumped out of the Planet Express Ship by Professor Farnsworth he comes to realise that his life in the future is not what it should be. Now Fry must come to terms with the world and with himself while trying to find where he belongs.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,930 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 6,335 - Follows: 1,905 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Building Rodent Scale Pulse Drive SSTO vehicles by Stainless Steel Fox reviews
An expanded version of a scene from 'Out To Launch'. An exploration of the detailed workings of Gadget's spaceeship design, and how it might have worked.
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
Strawberry by Lady Salazar reviews
Ichigo dances in between sanity and survival, Rukia faces execution and old grief, and friends rush to save them, while help appears in unexpected quarters and conspiracy piles upon conspiracy. AU, fem!Ichigo, SS arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,795 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Ichigo K.
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Yo Ho by Jetamors reviews
Yachiru has a new obsession, and the rest of Soul Society gets pulled along in her wake. Fluffy gen.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Yachiru K. - Complete
This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
My Choice by SilverLocke980 reviews
The characters, and their thoughts on the weapons they wield. Two new chapters, Vaan/Ninja Swords and Cuchulainn, up!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,380 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 11/6/2006
Squirrelly Business by Lord Yellowtail reviews
2008 Movie. Tony responds to a bank robbery committed using Stark weapons, and runs into a bit more trouble than he can handle. Luckily, his enemies are mauled by righteous squirrels. Things only get stranger from there. Features Squirrel Girl.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 110 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Memoranda From the Edge by Dr. Dredd reviews
Elizabeth has decided to create a bulletin board for the posting of important notices. This series of ficlets, drabbles, and other madness is the result. Spoilers for Return, Parts 1 and 2.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 166 - Words: 56,471 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/31/2005 - John S., Rodney M.
A Match made in Hell by Ri2 reviews
The Keybearers have been forcefully invited to the event of the year: Maleficent's wedding. Yes, you heard me. And you'll NEVER believe who the groom is... Pt. 3 of the epilogue is up. All done. Let's celebrate
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 625,226 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
The Deep Sleep by Laurie M reviews
Landing in MedLab sends Garibaldi's already over-active imagination into overdrive. It's a world of gumshoes, stool-pigeons, doxies and dames. And it all started out as a nice little case of blackmail but after that ... it was murder...
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,047 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - M. Garibaldi, J. Sheridan - Complete
Wit's End by Greywolf Lupous reviews
Trust me, Colonel, when I do finally snap, I assure you, it's not going to be a pretty sight." -- Everyone has their breaking point, including one Dr. Rodney McKay.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,685 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 2,325 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
My Gilded Life by Skysaber reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart. The one person in the books who was there at a pivotal moment and could have made a difference but was utterly unable to. Until a dimension traveler took over his position.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,892 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
The Best of both universes by Janusi reviews
A crossover between Babylon 5 and Star Trek. Stranded in another galaxy, Captain Walker must make a new home for his crew and fight ancient enemies. Chapters 40a is up at last! PERMANENT HIATUS
Crossover - Babylon 5 & TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 154,042 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 7/29/2004
Breaking Up Isn't that Hard to Do by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 183 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Man Who Freed Me by Cantare reviews
Phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space. A jinni's fate, unless he comes across the rarest of mortals who might set him free...
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Uzumaki Aircraft by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
He observed the hawk in flight. He watched as the wind danced across the moors. He saw the leaf float upon the currents. And then, he got an idea. A horrible, frightening, disturbing, and utterly evil idea. What if I could fly? Collection of short stories
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,129 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Naruto U.
Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Thing's Xander Is NO Longer Allowed To Do by Chaos Eternus reviews
One Shots Inspired by the 'things Xander is no longer allowed to do'list on livejournal.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
I Can't Believe This Isn't 'One More Day! by Mr. Chaos reviews
You knew it would come to this. With fans pissed and the pitchforks being sharpened, who better then Mr. Chaos and Booster Gold to examine the insanity of what has occured.
DC Superheroes - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5610 - Favs: 6,485 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Love and the Art of War by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Nanao I., K. Zaraki
Shunpo to the Future! by Epsilon Zeta reviews
You know those epic time travel stories where a heroic time traveler comes back to the past to save it from a dark future? This story AIN'T one of them. MAJOR CHAPTER 12 REVISION WHICH SETS UP FOR NEW SHUNPO SEQUEL!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,077 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Ichigo K., M. Hinamori - Complete
Just Punching Those Dinosaurs by Grocer Man reviews
Benjamen Grimm, aka the Thing, goes back in time to the Crecatous Era. However, by getting into a battle with the natives, his actions have incredible consequences across the Ultimate Universe. PARODY
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2007
The Trials of Uzumaki Naruto, Girl by Tama Saga reviews
Things are different after the battle of the Valley of End. On one hand, we still have Konoha's Number One Unpredictable Ninja. On the other hand, he, no she has become one very predictable girl. Warning: Rampant WTH humor and no real pairing, yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,044 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Positive Affirmations by apckrfan reviews
Simon unwittingly altered things for River when sneaking her into the Alliance hospital for the tests. Now, back on Serenity after a spell of not feeling well, River's just completed a very different test and for once isn't too sure what the results mean.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,210 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - River, Mal - Complete
Run Ichigo Run by Franchise reviews
Hollows. Shinigami. Bounts. Arrcaners. Ichigo has fought against them all. But now he must face his greatest challenge ever. Love struck girls?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,411 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ichigo K. - Complete
The Mouse Who Would Be King by Organization VI reviews
The story of how Mickey Mouse became king of Disney Castle is not the fairy tale it may first seem.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,072 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - King Mickey, Minnie Mouse
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 2,474 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Éowyn's Cheer, Aragorn's Bane, Gandalf's Fault by Omnicat reviews
They're off to Helm's Deep. Éowyn is cheery, Aragorn is liable to be torn to shreds, Gandalf is conveniently absent, and Éomer and Merry somehow ended up among the lot of them. Do note the genre of this fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Eowyn, Aragorn - Complete
The Pride of Suna by Legendary Legacy reviews
The fight against Mizuki goes worse than expected, and Naruto flees from Konoha in anguish. He eventually passes out in the desert, where he's found by a trio of Suna siblings... ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,634 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Dreams of Demons by PurpleMoon3 reviews
sequel to Hinata's Little Black Book. Takes place approx. one month after prequel end. The remaining populace of Konoha is settling into the new system, while the ninja form new relationships and explore old ones. Meanwhile something brews in Sound...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,130 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Incredible Shino by PhoenixClaw reviews
While returning from yet another failed mission, Kiba and Hinata discover the true purpose behind Shino's emotionless persona. Too bad it has to come at the cost of one of the most emotionally scarring experiences to ever befall their young lives.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
An Ocampan Opacity by T'Vau reviews
I offer this as a possible explanation for the hanky panky between Kes and Neelix.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Kes, Neelix - Complete
Mastermind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Ise Nanao knows that she could have done better. If she was Aizen Sousuke, Soul Society would already be at her mercy and the Shinigami dead or dying at her feet.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Nanao I., S. Aizen - Complete
Song of Swords by Hamstadini reviews
[Evangelion Manga x Claymore Manga fusion] Blood and death in the land. Shinji follows the demon that fights angels. Chapter 3 up.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,640 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Chosen of Olympus by Inquisitor Tanrus reviews
Kage Bunshin wasn't the only thing Naruto learned from the scroll. He somehow managed to end up with a pair of unbelievably powerful weapons chained to his arms, a demon for a mentor, and a god watching him. God of War XOver. NaruHarem, NaruHinaInoTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,635 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Bloodline: Radiance by Viperflamer reviews
Kyuubi offers Naruto power with evil intentions, but Naruto refuses starting a reaction that awakens one of the most powerful bloodlines. Watch him grow a strive to protect everyone. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 2,875 - Follows: 2,730 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
Kingdom Hearts: The Quest for the Holy Grail by i AM the Random Idiot reviews
King Mickey is on a quest—to find the Holy Grail! Also featuring Riku, Sora, Donald, Goofy, the Riku Replica, and Sir NotAppearingInThisFanfiction. Spoof of all things Monty Python.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,928 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006
The Love Tridecagon by Seriously Yours reviews
A serious look at the most absurd pairings in the history of Bleach fan fiction. Three part story. Companion piece to My name is Retsu Unohana, and I am single & also My name is Zaraki Kenpachi and I'm fukin' single. 100 Percent PURE CRACK.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Byakuya K., J. Ukitake
Hawk Eyes by The-Eighth-Sin reviews
My First Fic. Naruto gets a special bloodline. NOT the Sharingan or Byakugen. I'm gonna try and make this awesome. Please R&R. flame if you want I'll just laugh. rating for safety. I'm starting to edit all chaps. Bloodline explained in chap2.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,863 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Naruto U., Tenten
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 418 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Mating Season by Serac reviews
[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
The Shampoo by Resolution.Kindness reviews
Naruto unknowingly falls prey to Jiraiya and Tsunade's experiment. His life becomes even more messed up when the girls suddenly find him more attractive than usual. Can he really blame it on Jiraiya?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,368 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Naruto U.
The Shinobi's Guide to Dubious Jutsu by Kaori reviews
Put away all food and beverages and be sure to position yourself where you cannot cause yourself injury. It's time for the seventh Shinobi Guide. Naruto finds a scroll in the archives and everything goes straight to youknowwhere via express elevator.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Time of Change by Olafr reviews
The summer after fifth year starts as badly as any other, but Tonks comes to the rescue. Harry works through his grief with the aid of Hermione and Luna. Meanwhile, the machinations of Draco spell trouble for Harry. [Ch.12 new]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 100,021 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Trouble With A Capital T by Gmusick reviews
Naruto is summoned by Tsunade and returns returns home from his trip earlier than expected. He walks into a mess with two fiancees, two females actively pursuing him, a jealous teammate, a lovestruck ramen girl, and a supposedly dead Soundnin. Oops!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,788 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Naruto U., Naruto U.
Red, Red, Red by eleni459 reviews
Ishida has a visit from an aquaintance in the mood for something interesting.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2006 - [Uryuu I., Nemu K.] - Complete
Betrothal by lackey H reviews
An odd Naruto pairing, presented in a hopefully believable way. Check last chapter for important Authors Message
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,866 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Naruto U., Temari
Pastoral Symphony in Blue Minor by Rabbitprint reviews
Set preKH1. Demyx, Yen Sid. Not even the greatest of Fantasia's magicians could predict what would happen when the Darkness came, or what it would mean for the people it found.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Demyx - Complete
The Oddest Birthday by The Handsome Blue Beast reviews
It's Naruto's birthday, and boy does Hinata have a surprise for him. Just an odd fic I made in my spare time. Hinata is ooc, but it's on purpose. One sided naruXhina Chapter 17 is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,929 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Atlantis Handbook by Cammy reviews
John and Rodney were bored. Teyla and Ronon were roped into it. The rest of Atlantis was amused by it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,925 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Shan Yu's Victory by lightbird reviews
[AU] [TAKE NOTE OF THE RATING, THIS IS A DARKER FIC WHICH DEALS WITH THE ISSUE OF RAPE, DUBCON, STOCKHOLM SYNDROME AND OTHER ADULT THEMES] Mulan left the Tung Shao Pass before Shan Yu & his men climbed out of the snow. The rest of the Hun army arrived and Shan Yu is in power. Part 1 finished, Part 2 to be a separate story. [COMPLETE]
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,607 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Complete
Something's Come Up by Porthos1013 reviews
Cadman and McKay got separated at the end of Duet, but little did Laura know that she took a bit of Rodney with her…McKayCadman, BeckettCadman CH 8 UP!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,899 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Rodney M., Laura C.
The Truth About Prince Charming by S-Michael reviews
At fourteen, Tootie is still in love with Timmy, though she hides it now. Then she catches him with someone else...
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Timmy, Vicki - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by Shaun Garin reviews
[Part of the JLAC Universe] Who knew so much fuss could be made over a movie? Superman's about to find out how truly hard it can be.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Complete
Wrong Place, Wrong Time by Innortal reviews
An Omake File presentation. You ever have a day go downhill because you helped someone? Ranma has, and it's today.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,712 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Shaken, Not Stirred by Devan Dev reviews
I thought Our Man Bashir was great fun, so in the same vein I've decided to take it a little further. Don't read this if you haven't seen the episode, it won't make sense. Bashir, Garak, & everyone else.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2006 - J. Bashir, E. Garak - Complete
Innocent by Youkai Hime90 reviews
In the end, she was just like Kairi. Sora x Ariel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Sora - Complete
Same Old, Same Old by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
The hunt for Naraku, ten years and still going strong.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
Intoxicant Tea by Mitsukaii reviews
What happens in Wonderland, stays in Wonderland.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Roxas, Alice - Complete
Bloodlines by The SOC Puppet reviews
Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,000 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 1,908 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/20/2003
Training Exercise by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
Once upon a time, the Academy held a schoolwide training exercise, simulating first contact between the Federation and a new civilization. This is the story of why they stopped. Blame Jimmy Kirk...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,182 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2006 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Knights by Classic Cowboy reviews
Kim PossibleDC Universe crossover A nightmarish trap changes the lives of both Kim and Ron. But when a stranger gives Ron an offer he can't refuse, he has no idea how it will effect all around him.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,438 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 5/5/2004 - Ron S.
Single Ninja on the Town by Arkhe reviews
“The Single Male Shinobi Guide to woo the Kunoichi of their Dreams.” Naruto read the title out aloud. “Hmm...” .:Additional summary within:. [COMPLETE!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,660 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uncommon Law by Random1377 reviews
More cliches and overused plots. Boring and tiresome and painfully unoriginal. I'd recommend a good CosmoTeen over this fic, or maybe a gum wrapper.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,795 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Shinji I., Misato K. - Complete
Know Thyself: the Prelude by Hoshi-tachi reviews
What if Neo wasn't the One? What if the One was a little boy with green eyes...? Pre-Hogwarts, warnings for child abuse and violence. Complete with sequel up.
Crossover - Matrix & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,349 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Trinity, Harry P. - Complete
Love Me and Despair by EdorasLass reviews
AU - What if Galadriel had taken the Ring? Very dark, with bad things happening to everyone you may care for. And I do mean everyone. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Frodo B., Galadriel - Complete
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Force From Long Ago by BlindJedi reviews
After fourth year, Harry's dreams of guilt change suddenly. Will his new dreams help him survive a vengeful Lord Voldemort once more? A cross-over with Star Wars.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,752 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Magical Girl, Pretty Ronnie! by Sameo-AngelHeart reviews
Oh Dear God, Help Us All.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/20/2004 - Published: 9/17/2004
Upon A Fiery Steed by Vathara reviews
Daniel. Duo. Two trouble magnets, one very unlucky System Lord... Gundam Wing AU crossover, finally finished!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,091 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Harry Potter and the Acceptance of Fate by Arya1 reviews
Post-OotP-Ch57: Harry is calculating and exerts self-restraint, Moody visits, Harry gets some history on Voldemort's timing, Neville cheers up Harry just a bit, another sabbat is upon us and Snape pokes Harry, Harry gets a wild idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 521,016 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
The Unconventional Tale of Aragorn and Arwen by Laziness Incarnate reviews
And they lived happily ever after, except when husband-abuse occurs. CHAPTER 12 UPLOADED! Good lordy, it's a miracle. [On-going]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,509 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 2/16/2002
Shinji Almighty by Gregg Landsman reviews
Tired of Shinji's constant depression, a special visitor grants Shinji a new position...and a slight raise in his status in the universe...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,206 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/22/2004 - Published: 12/17/2002
Never Alone, Never Again by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,482 - Reviews: 3900 - Favs: 4,681 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Matrix Regurgitated by Chris Magician reviews
A T2M Clan fanfic, featuring a not-so-accurate parody of the Matrix sequels! Warning--inside you will find unstable dresses, falling pianos, and Pong!
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 5/3/2003
Splitzville by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 30: Joker and Harley have split up. Meanwhile far from Gotham ...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,645 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Complete
Did I Say Bosom? by Baylor reviews
In which Merry is a very, very naughty hobbit. FOTR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2003
The Love Hina Fanboy War! by Kanako Himezaki-Urashima reviews
Warning: Ecchi, SI, OOC, AU, Mary Sue fic. You have been warned. We have the ENE, the KoM, the CoK, the SASA and the KFH all at WAR. *Warning: psycho author writing*
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,578 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 4/30/2003
An Assault on the Senses by akscully reviews
Ron was sick and tired of them dancing around. He was going to end it by any means necessary. Poor Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Kakarotte Factor by Echelon reviews
Chapter Eight up! Nappa tries to elicit his long-overdue revenge from a drastically changed Vegeta, Goku is rescued from her underwear shopping spree, and down in Hell, Shin and Kibito finally confront a Saiyan named Bardock...and his family.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,008 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/16/2003 - Published: 6/10/2002 - Vegeta, Goku
Magical Girl Adorable Achika by J-Pikachu reviews
A Pretty Sammy spin-off starring Achika as Tsunami's pet Magical Girl.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 62,004 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2002 - Published: 12/29/2000
Rose fist Style by Lynthrocropia reviews
Tim finds himself drawn into the swirls of a certian girl's cape...
Robin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2002 - Published: 10/8/2002
Ranma Freaked Out by Madcat reviews
Here's Freakazoid.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/24/2002 - Published: 1/24/2002
The E-Mail by Tori Yuki Ichimura reviews
PHASE TWO is now up and running, and once again I did not write the questions. This is an E-Mail of love, straight from those people we all know and love. Will you make it to the bitter end? [chapter 22: IVY ADRENA]
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,025 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2002 - Published: 2/13/2002
Piccolo and Chi Chi by Bucky reviews
(Complete) Like many of you, the thought of these two, together, made me want to puke. But then I wrote this story, and realized that they didn't belong with anyone else... (continued in 'Goku and Bulma)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,055 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/7/2002 - Published: 3/1/2002 - Piccolo, Chi-Chi - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/8/2002
They turn night into day, and day into night... by WYSIWYG reviews
What happens when muggles unleash their most destructive weapons on the wizarding world. Heavy american influence, and chapter 14 now up! R/R thanks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,506 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2001 - Published: 4/11/2001
Living in the Red Light by E Kelly reviews
A streetwalker learns where fear and strength meet - in the shadow of the Bat. A Gotham Noir story.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,481 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/30/2001
Love's Labor Multiplied by pari106 reviews
Speculations about Paris' lovelife prompt Q to wreak havoc with the ship and the multiverse.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,236 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2001 - Published: 12/2/2000
An Unusual Mission ... by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Batman and Wonder Woman take on a most unusual - and unexpected - mission ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 42,201 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/28/2001 - Published: 6/1/2000
The Red Peace by Rashaka reviews
This is kind of sad, but I worked hard on it. It attemtps to show humanity in the cold future offered by the Crystal Tokyo arc. This is VERY different than most Future fics...
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2000
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Sparks Fly reviews
On the day Superman appears, Leslie Willis, the shock jock Livewire, is saved by a newcomer to Metropolis: Reporter Clark Kent. Rated for language and maybe other adult things.
Batman/Superman Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,363 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 3/29
Prodigal Sons reviews
Raditz comes to Earth to recruit his little brother for the surviving Saiyans. He runs into an unexpected complication: His mother Gine. AU based on MasakoX's DB What ifs? series.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,081 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 3/29 - [Goku, Chi-Chi] Raditz, Gine
Star Trek: Wings of the Renaissance reviews
Follow a group of Starfleet officers in a service regarded as obsolete, in a secondary assignment, go from misfits... To legends. Previously entitled Star Trek: 477th Squadron. Takes influence from Ace Combat among other sources.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,578 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 8/24/2019
O' Brave New World reviews
Year Five, crack pairing. Hermione's mum has come to visit after a nasty divorce. Sirius Black is an ex-convict. You get the picture... As do Harry and Hermione, unfortunately.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Stars Revolt reviews
A human joins the Summer Sun Celebration in Ponyville during Nightmare Moon's return. He thinks he's going to regret it. He's probably right.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,550 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 5/26 - Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Crumple Horned Plot Bunnies reviews
Random Harry Potter ideas that I haven't found a place for yet. But maybe, you can. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,450 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Harry P.
A Short Cut reviews
Luna, Celestia, and mane issues...
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Perfect Moments reviews
As an immortal alicorn, Princess Twilight Sparkle faces eternity alone among the living. This terrifies her. Princess Luna decides to remedy this by showing her that immortality does not mean you have no dealings with the dead... Written in response to all of the melodrama over Twilight's immortality.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Future Me is Terrible reviews
Twilight gets another visit from her future self. It doesn't go well.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Dr. Whooves, Flash Sentry - Complete
Idunn's Apple Pie reviews
The Red Skull has tracked down not just Steve Rogers' home, but his new wife and child. He plans to take his revenge... Without considering just what kind of woman it takes to make Captain America settle down. One thing's for sure: She's not ordinary... Oneshot, crack pairing. Please read and review!
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,027 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 1/14 - S. Rogers/Captain America - Complete
Release reviews
Twilight sealed off her heat when she was twelve, thinking it was just a distraction she didn't need in her life. After she got her new castle, she reveals this fact to her friends. Now her friends decided to release it. After all, what's the worst that could happen?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/24/2019 - Twilight Sparkle, Big Macintosh - Complete
Daddy's Home reviews
A one shot for Penny's return in "The Greatest Kingdom". And a crossover to boot.
Crossover - RWBY & Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2019 - Penny P. - Complete
A Night to Misremember reviews
The Professor get the What If? machine working again, and Amy asks what if she and Fry never broke up? The results are unexpected, to say the least.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/7/2019
Ripples In Time reviews
Twilight has some issues after "The Cutie Remark". Can a chat with Discord help her make sense of it?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2019 - Twilight Sparkle, Discord - Complete
A Little Less Conversation, a Little More Action Please reviews
How to reconcile all the DCAU shows, the Animated Teen Titans, and put Stephanie Brown, Damian Wayne, Jason Todd and Cassandra Cain into the DCAU. Enjoy!
Batman/Superman Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,052 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/27/2019 - Published: 11/26/2018
Powerpuff Girls: PSHAW! reviews
Or, Powerpuff School Hijinks And Wackiness. A series of fics about the teenaged Powerpuff Girls and other Cartoon Network and Hanna-Barbera characters that twist the stereotypes and subvert the usual fare. If it pisses the diehard PPG fanwriters off... Good!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,415 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/16/2019 - Published: 5/4/2013
Kurosaki Ichigo: Seireitei Gigolo reviews
AU. After defeating Aizen, Ichigo decides he needs to find a job. Urahara and Yoruichi, unsurprisingly, have a suggestion or two...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,910 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 2/24/2019 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Ichigo K., Ikumi U.
An American Ninja in Konohagakure reviews
Minato sent his son... Somewhere else, after sealing the Kyuubi inside him. Ten years later, Konoha gets him back. They probably weren't expecting all this, though... COMPLETED, UP FOR ADOPTION.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,195 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 1/18/2019 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Naruto U.
Detox reviews
There really is an easy way to explain all the weirdness and ridiculousness in Star Trek: Voyager. And of course, it's all because of Neelix. Buckle in, kids, this is gonna be a doozy...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,809 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Kes, H. Kim, Seven of Nine - Complete
See Attachment reviews
Reg Barclay saves the galaxy with a little thing from the 21st century... Add-On to "I, Borg".
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/17/2018 - R. Barclay, J. Picard - Complete
Fairly Odd Angles and Other Stories reviews
How the Sage of Toads and I would write Timmy Turner's ascent into manhood. Here's a hint: He ain't played by Drake Bell...
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,101 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/12/2018 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Timmy, Vicki
A New Hope Will Emerge reviews
Luke finds out who his father is. Ahsoka finds out why she survived. They both figure out how to reconcile things. Set between ESB and ROTJ. Designed to fit into canon seamlessly.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,296 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/5/2018 - Published: 5/1/2018 - Luke S., Ahsoka T.
Hard Day's Knight reviews
The multiverse is now known to the general population of the Disney Kingdom. So the Disney Knights expand their ranks and go out to secure the multiverse. Among them? Some familiar faces...
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,740 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/20/2018 - Published: 4/17/2018 - Gosalyn
Princess Time! reviews
Inspired by the Pocket Princesses Webcomic, random stories dealing with the Disney Princesses as roommates... Among other misadventures.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,303 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/3/2018 - Published: 3/18/2018
The Lady Pellaeon reviews
In this universe, Pellaeon left a wife and son behind on Imperial Center, whom his political opponents target as soon as they can. To protect her son, the Lady Pellaeon has to reveal a secret she's kept since the Clone Wars... And will change the course of the Empire forever.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/3/2018 - Published: 4/15/2018 - Pellaeon, Barriss O.
Parents as People reviews
One unfortunate part of being part of a family with a mom and dad? Mom and Dad things. Rated just for adult implications, one shot, humor.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/28/2018 - Kanan J., Ezra B., Sabine W., Hera S. - Complete
The Farmboy and the Archaeologist reviews
Part of the "There Will Emerge a New Hope" Continuity. Doctor Aphra and Luke Skywalker have moments. Sometimes poignant, sometimes funny.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/24/2018 - Published: 4/14/2018 - Luke S.
Moving On reviews
What did happen to Peg, PJ and Pistol after Pete was banished by King Mickey? Here's one answer.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Goof Troop - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2018 - Goofy
Hands on Tension reviews
Set around Season 2. Ezra and Leia meet again, and have some fun being normal teenagers. Sabine gets to experience something normal, too: Jealousy.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/16/2018 - Ezra B., Sabine W. - Complete
Facing Mother reviews
Hans returns home to his mother, who has an alternative to imprisonment to punish him...
Crossover - Little Mermaid & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/16/2018 - Ariel, Hans - Complete
Customs of Mandalore reviews
Part of the "There Will Emerge a New Hope" Continuity. A tag for Season 3's "Legacy of Mandalore" that answers the question: Why didn't Sabine hug Ezra goodbye? Turns out? She didn't have to.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/14/2018
An Open Secret reviews
Really, it's a wonder they weren't found out immediately. So what if they were? ROTS Ep 3 AU, mostly comedy, AnakinPadme.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,739 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 10/22/2017 - Published: 5/2/2017 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Reasonable Authority Figures reviews
World governments getting involved with the Crystal Gems is a serious subject... But it can be done in a way that keeps with the spirit of the show. Here's one possible way how...
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Steven U., OC - Complete
The Message from Doctor Soong reviews
The Crystalline Entity is wreaking havoc across the galaxy, and it's all thanks to Lore. Dr. Soong tried to make up for this terrible mistake, but it was lost in the destruction of Omicron Theta... Until the Enterprise-D found it.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/8/2016 - Data, G. LaForge, D. Troi - Complete
Death Walks Among You reviews
A character study of Reaper.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2015 - G. Reyes/Reaper - Complete
I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch! reviews
In which Bruce recounts a strange battle, Tony realizes he's known as the Hulk's sugar daddy, and Natasha laughs. A lot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/29/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B.
Laundry Shots reviews
What is this story: Humor? Drama? Romance? Crack? In a word, yes. In four words, all of the above. Enjoy! Rated for language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,793 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Hanatarō Y., Isane K.
An Intervention reviews
Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,340 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
A Boy, His Dog, and a Firefly reviews
You want a crazy crossover? I'll give you a crazy crossover!
Crossover - Firefly & Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Complete
Vehicular Manslaughter reviews
Fem!Shep finds a motorcycle. She invites Wrex along for a ride. The Warmaster accepts, though he fears he'll just be bored. That wasn't what he should have been afraid of...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/21/2015 - J. Garson, U. Wrex - Complete
The Hand Bites Back reviews
The sequel to the extremely confusing and over the top "Biting the Hand That Feeds You!" More economics shenanigans! More giant magic robots! More romantic hijinks! And even more crack!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,474 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Pansy P.] Luna L.
TRUTINA reviews
Computers and Magic mix to produce some interesting results... Which Hermione Granger discovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,273 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Forest of Dean reviews
A one shot AU of DH. Ron doesn't reconnect with his friends until three months later. But how much of a difference will THAT make?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 125 - Published: 11/17/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Red Light Special reviews
Supergirl and Lex Luthor's attempts at experimentation with Red Kryptonite. No, not THAT kind...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Complete
Springtime for Red Skull and HYDRA reviews
Steve, feeling a bit down after the Winter Soldier, gets cheered up by an old friend from WWII... One-shot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Complete
Sentinels reviews
What if the US government response to mutants was a bit more... Measured? One-shot.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Complete
Biting the Hand That Feeds You reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
The Hammer reviews
Thor, Jane, and "hammers".
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Thor - Complete
Saiyan Birds and Bees reviews
Vegeta gives Rule!63 Gohan... The talk.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Goku, Gohan, Vegeta - Complete
The Rainbow Connection reviews
Shinji gets a slightly different guardian. A very possessive one. One-shot.
Crossover - Evangelion & Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Complete
A Short Introduction reviews
Pun definitely intentional...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Nick F. - Complete
Special Effects reviews
A tag to "The Wedding of River Song" about Captain Carter's stylistic choices when it comes to regeneration...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2014 - 11th Doctor, 11th Doctor Teselecta - Complete
It's Just Not Funny Anymore, Seth reviews
Meg Griffin gets a new lease on life. But it isn't everything it's cracked up to be...
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Brian G., Meg G., Stewie G. - Complete
It's Not Sexism, Your Show Just Sucks reviews
Maggie Simpson. Stewie Griffin. And a daycare that's too small for both of them...
Crossover - Simpsons & Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/24/2013
My Gilded Life: An Alternate Ending reviews
An alternate take on Perfect Lionheart/Skysaber's infamous fic "My Gilded Life". See what you make of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Albus D., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Tony Stark Aims to Please reviews
Tony Stark tries his hand at matchmaking. Sort of Cap/Natasha.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Hands reviews
A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept... For a given value of "realistic."
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,964 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy
Projection reviews
A one shot based on the First Class movie. What did cause all that irrational hatred of mutants apart from other superbeings in the Marvel universe? Well...
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Charles X./Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Blasto: The Dogs of Tartarus reviews
During some downtime, the crew of the Normandy helps out with the latest Blasto film...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2012 - J. Garson, Blasto - Complete
Priorities reviews
One shot. The Illusive Man's thought process behind making Dr. Eva Core's hookerbot body.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Illusive Man, Dr. Eva - Complete
Strawhat Theater 2: Our Mrs Monkey reviews
Wherein Nami learns that blurting things out and practical jokes might lead to happy endings... Cover image provided by AquariusWind.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,528 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Nami, Luffy
Ramen Doodles reviews
Omakes, story snippets, and random ideas for stories collected into one neat volume. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 111,602 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Tiptree reviews
AU Post-Mass Effect 3, Shepard and Joker visit Tiptree.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/26/2012 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
My Big Fat Quarian Wedding reviews
Shepard promised he'd build Tali' a house, and by God he's gonna do it! No matter how much of a mess it causes. One shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,157 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Shepard, Queen of the Reapers reviews
Something happens that the Catalyst did not expect... And Shepard's taken on a few more upgrades. Oneshot, spoilers for ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 117 - Published: 8/3/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
In the Bright Sunshine reviews
A fix-fic for Star Trek: Insurrection with Sisko in the place of Picard.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - B. Sisko - Complete
The Pyrotechnic Princess reviews
Jubilee tries to get some respect. It all goes down hill from there. Crack, oneshot. Rated for naughty implications and dialogue but otherwise clean.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Jubilee, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Strawhat Theater 3: Cat Split Luff reviews
In which Luffy again learns that hitting things does not solve all his problems. Rather, they multiply them... And him... And the rest of the crew...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Luffy, Nami
Deep Space Effect reviews
This is what happens when you watch a DS9 episode and play through the Mass Effect games in the same week...
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Complete
Not That Kind of Sanctuary reviews
Because sometimes a Time Lord hiding out in another universe needs to stretch his legs... Oneshot
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/9/2012 - H. Kim - Complete
Beating the Heat reviews
Or, "Friendship is Kinky". AKA, the one where I go to Pony Hell...
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,634 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Dr. Whooves, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
A Logical Solution reviews
Keiko O'Brien has a solution to Kira and Miles' sexual tension. A silly AU of "Looking for par'mach in all the wrong places".
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2012 - M. O'Brien, Keiko O. - Complete
Progress reviews
MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,870 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
That Boy Is Trouble reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 6,138 - Follows: 4,064 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pony Tales reviews
In a world filled with magic talking ponies, there still exist things twisted, weird and bizarre. These are their stories.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,747 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012
Millennium Eclipse reviews
The scars of Luna's past are not so easily healed by a rainbow. In the present, Celestia asks about the events that led to her fall, triggering a flood of memory of past glories and tragedies, loves and losses.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
Apollo 18: The Nixon Files reviews
A crossover between Portal and the dreadful movie Apollo 18 starring Richard Nixon and Cave Johnson as they fight to save the world from moon spiders. Yes, you read that right.
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Cave Johnson
Missing No Coda reviews
A coda for Atop the Fourth Wall's "A Piece of the World is Missing" story arc.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Complete
Moving Violation reviews
One shot crossover.
Crossover - Back to the Future & L.A. Noire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Ronald Weasley, Ace Attorney reviews
A silly AU of book seven's end. Not epilogue compliant. I know, I'm heartbroken too...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Ron W., Harry P.
First Crush reviews
Stephanie reacts a little differently to Damian's taunting. R&R please.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Stephanie B., Damian W./Robin
That Most Heinous of Crimes reviews
Someone else is thrust into the role of Team 7's sensei. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,345 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Gelatin reviews
Pinkie Pie invites her friends over for a very special surprise...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Pinkie Pie - Complete
Spare Parts reviews
Evangelion ideas, snippets, and other unfinished bits for your entertainment and perusal. Enjoy!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,729 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Shinji I.
A Twilight and Trixie Story reviews
Another "Trixie decides to make amends with Twilight and moves in to become her student" story... Or is it? ...Nope, not really.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Trixie - Complete
Home reviews
The end of Naruto-My way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Doctor Whoof: First Impressions reviews
Every new companion has a first impression of the TARDIS, regardless of the Doctor. Twilight Sparkle is no different.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Dr. Whooves - Complete
Vale Decem Equis reviews
A Doctor Whoof take on the last scenes of "The End of Time".
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Dr. Whooves, Ditzy Doo
Homecoming reviews
Fallen from grace, neither human nor Angel, the so-called Prince of Darkness makes his return to Earth at last. R&R please.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,730 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Shinji I.
Castling reviews
Disclaimer: Neon Genesis Evangelion is not mine. I am not writing this for profit. Please enjoy.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,598 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Shinji I.
Warp Speed Time Loop reviews
A one shot for Infinite Time Loops on The Fanfiction Forums. Harry Kim gets his chance to set everything right...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - H. Kim, Kes
O Naruto, Where Art Thou? reviews
We've all seen them. Fics putting the Naruto characters into different time periods, usually the modern day. Most of them are nothing more than yaoi wankfests or ripoffs of other anime based on life in high school. This one's a little different...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 39,479 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Naruto U., Tsunami
Crossover reviews
Based on my Alternative Canon universe, trouble brews as the canon Naruto universe comes into contact with another, and crossover begins.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,255 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
A Little More Warning reviews
Bardock gets just a little bit more warning via timeloop for the destruction of the Saiyan Homeworld... And brings his friends along. AU, Oneshot, don't take it too seriously, Merry Christmas.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bardock, Lunch - Complete
The Nargles In the Air reviews
Luna had a growth spurt. Harry notices. Sixth Year AU, HarryLuna, Lemon warning, no longer a one shot. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Naruto: An Alternative Canon reviews
Snippets for an alternate take on the Naruto-verse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,547 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Falling For the First Time reviews
A Naru-punch too far sends Keitaro crashing into the heart of the Chinese Amazon village, knocking out a certain purple-haired girl setting out on a journey of revenge. Inevitably, chaos and hilarity ensues.
Crossover - Ranma & Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,015 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Shampoo, Keitaro U.
Totally Random Love Hina Skits Again! reviews
Random, often perverted and humorous ficlets featuring our hapless Ronin. Enjoy. LEMON and weirdness warnings, rated M for a reason.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,662 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Keitaro U.
Key Through the Heart: Final Mix reviews
As if the Kyuubi wasn't enough, Naruto Uzumaki gains a power that will change the fate of the universe and his life forever. Lucky him. Crossover with Kingdom Hearts, AU. Completely revised and rewritten.
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,816 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Little Hints reviews
Harley Quinn is a psychologist, after all...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn - Complete
Stargate: Konoha reviews
In which Naruto Uzumaki discovers that curiosity isn't too lenient on foxes either. Crossover with Stargate: SG-1, among others. Rated for language, violence and innuendo.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Strawhat Theater: The Captain's Privilege reviews
A bit of One Piece crack, in the style of the Strawhat Theater television shorts. Enjoy.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Boa Hancock, Luffy - Complete
A World Gone Mad reviews
Snapshots and snippets from the world of Love Ronin Solid.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,219 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010
No More Ninja reviews
What if Nagato had another jutsu left before he died? One to ensure that the Elemental Countries would never be the same again? One-shot, stream of consciousness. R&R please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Red Mirror reviews
Faced with imprisonment and possible death, the Kyuubi embarks on a desperate gamble to free itself. Uzumaki Naruto? Meet Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,879 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U.
B for Boom reviews
AU of the summer before DH. Ron and Luna investigate the possibility of using Muggle technology for the coming war with Voldemort-But how helpful could this "fertilizer bomb" thing really be? RL pairing, rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Ron W., Luna L.
Love Ronin Solid reviews
Tactical Espionage Romantic Comedy. AU, multicross. Rated M just to be safe.
Crossover - Love Hina & Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,968 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Keitaro U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Combat Butler reviews
Crack! Alternate take on Harry's fifth year. What happens when the disowned, slightly insane Squib son of Lucius Malfoy agrees to come back to Wizarding Britain to serve as Harry's bodyguard? Not a self-insert. Rated for language and innuendo, no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,224 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Harry P.
Sunset reviews
My first bat at the Twilight Saga. Be warned, insane author at the helm. Character death, darkness, Alice-centric. Flame on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
A Very Long Vacation reviews
Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Mercy reviews
Pride, Prejudice and Zombies. Elizabeth ponders mercy while hunting unmentionables late at night.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Two Flames Dance reviews
Love was not the only emotion that could easily be likened to a flame. Mikoto found this fascinating as well..." R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Mikoto U. - Complete
Raindrops reviews
It's funny what you see in puddles during the rain. Sometimes it's a reflection, and other times, it's a warning. Sakura-centric one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Key Through the Heart reviews
REWRITTEN AND REVISED AS KEY THROUGH THE HEART: FINAL MIX. CONSIDER THIS A ROUGH DRAFT.
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 225,007 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/22/2007
Can I Keep Her? reviews
Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 333 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Foresight reviews
How Layla Miller spends the day the world ends. AU, twisted humor, general weirdness. Oneshot.
Marvel Zombies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Boom! reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Puddlejumper Diaries reviews
Jumper Twenty Two: Nothing can possibly go wrong.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,813 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 8/24/2006 - John S., Elizabeth W.
Plugsuits reviews
Definitely not your average selfinsert fic... In that the bad SIs are killed by our heroes. C'mon... You know you're curious...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,455 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Rei A., Shinji I. - Complete
The Choice is Clear reviews
Sakura's always been in denial about Sasuke. Naruto finally breaks her out of it. Crack fic, completely dialogue and onamatopoeia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fuyuoka reviews
Keitaro Urashima was always different, but we never knew how much... LHSupermanSmallville fusion IN PROGRESS
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,444 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Keitaro U., Shinobu M.
Bat Tales: Another Promise reviews
Mutsumi Otohime made another promise that summer's day so long ago... To avenge her parent's death. But how will she balance the promise of Toudai with the promise of Batwoman?
Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Mutsumi O., Keitaro U. - Complete
Bat Tales: NERV's Belfry reviews
How much trouble could one little bat be? To Shinji Ikari, it allowed him to bring a fictional hero to life and change the fate of humanity. Way to go, doofus... Fusion with Batman.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,327 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Shinji I., Rei A.
World's Finest reviews
Sequel to Fuyuoka and Bat Tales 3. When Keitaro Urashima became Superman, he didn't expect to meet up with others like him... Or to lead the defense of Earth against it's destruction, either.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,416 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Keitaro U., Mutsumi O.
April Tenth reviews
A prequel to April Ninth. It's a race to the finish as the Ori, Wraith, and Tau'ri converge on P1F124... Better known as PLANET. Fusion with Final Fantasy VII and Stargate: SG1. Rated Mature for language.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007
April Ninth reviews
Lt. Colonel John Shepherd always does end up in the strangest places... Crossover with Stargate: SG1, Stargate: Atlantis, and several Final Fantasies.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,208 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Yuna
Duck Dodgers: Seraphib? reviews
COMPLETED: A Duck Dodgers in the 24th and a Half Century fic... Because I was bored. Anyway, Dodgers must track down an experimental GP starship while dealing with the universe's greatest threat: His own stupidity...
Duck Dodgers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,716 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Complete
Weapons of Old and New reviews
The last few months of Naruto's three year training trip have unforeseen consequences, as the skills he gains from a mysterious sensei make him both powerful... And vulnerable. Not quite a parody of Super!Naruto stories, but in that general direction...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,969 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Naruto U.
Just Right reviews
PostKH2. Naminé thought she and Kairi would reintegrate like Sora and Roxas, and that would be that. There's just one thing she didn't count on... SoraNaminé and KairiRiku pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sora, Naminé - Complete
Something New reviews
To Alice, Sora is her rescuer in more ways than one. Oneshot, SoraAlice Solice. R&R, it's my first KH fic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Sora - Complete
After Life reviews
Updated: Kenpachi Zaraki goes to the church he inspired. The rest of Soul Society is not sure what to make of it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki - Complete
Stargate: Evangelion reviews
Chapter Five: "Bathing is like the washing machine of life" -Misato Katsuragi
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,344 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 3/7/2005
You're Only Second Rate reviews
Itachi has come to Konoha for the purposes of showing just what Team 7 and Team Gai are to him: Second rate. Crack, oneshot songfic, no pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Team Twelve reviews
Shorts stories about what the Narutoverse would be like if the Rookie Nine were the Rookie Twelve. Original characters, AU.Read and review please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006
The Shiny Snitch reviews
Harry Potter in the 26th century... And the crew of Serenity's along for the ride. Drabble challenge, multiple crossovers. Back in business.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,533 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Mal, River
Facets reviews
Two views from Shinji and Misato following the Fourteenth Angel attack. WAFF, ShinjiMisato if you squint. Mild language.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Shinji I., Misato K. - Complete
Rising Eva reviews
Various StargateEvangelion crossover drabbles. R&R!
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
And the Adventure Continues reviews
Because the DCAU is too depressing, and there's a few things we can do to keep it going. Definite AU, but only for a good cause!Chapter One: Revisiting Oracle...
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2006
The Right Things reviews
After Earth's war on the Galactic Guardians, some people are reflecting on the cost of one's beliefs... UPDATED
Atomic Betty - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,823 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Complete
Memories reviews
Crossover with Final Fantasy VII. Daniel and Jack reflect on the wild year they've had on PLANET, and on a certain Ancient flower girl...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/9/2006 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill
Lost Heart reviews
From the bleedman Powerpuff Doujinshi universe. Bubbles and Mandy meet, one last time...
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Bubbles - Complete
Star Trek: Babylon reviews
Not a crossover. A Federation task force is sent to find one of their own in former Borg territory. Instead, they find a gateway of the gods.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,593 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 9/22/2005
Mirrors reviews
Keitaro's been through a lot of trials that would make anyone else crack... But what happens when he cracks into six different pieces? COMPLETE
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,680 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Keitaro U., Shinobu M. - Complete
A Wartime Necessity reviews
Post HBP. Issue 2: Air war against the Dementors. Inside the USUK conflicts over wizard legal rights. And a cure for lycanthropy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Simply Oi! reviews
Silly parody of the Marriage Law Challenge, with bizarre couplings, snake babies, and Draco having a stroke! Enjoy the randomness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Narcissa M.
Dun Dun Dun reviews
HBP spoilers. Something to make the HH and RL shippers feel better...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Finding Robin reviews
What if Young Justice existed in the DC animated universe when Robin was kidnapped by the Joker? Spoilers if you haven't seen Batman Beyond: ROTJ.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Complete
Bat Tales: A Sticky Situation reviews
Tokyo 2040 fic If you send an AD Policeman a Bat suit in the mail, what happens? You're about to find out...
Bubblegum Crisis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Complete
Trials and Transitions reviews
ON HOLD: Chapter 6: You're the Next Captain of the Nadesico!... R&R!
Nadesico - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,231 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 6/19/2004
Bonds of Time: The Love Hina Fanboy War Prequel reviews
After the Cataclysm of 2004, the world was reborn, helmed by the Hinata Goddesses... COMPLETE: 7604, NEW FEATURES ADDED: Blooper Reel, 101104, ADDITIONAL FEATURES ON THE WAY.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 126,186 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Complete
Midnight reviews
Really thing it'd be great to live at the Hinata Sou? Well...
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Naru N. - Complete
Love Hina: Adventures In Morphing! reviews
ON HOLD: The first AnimorphsLove Hina XOVR. Keitaro and Kanako Urashima, Tact Carter, David Weiss, and Sayoko Minagi have been fighting the Yeerks for four years. And now, the war's over... Or is it?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,679 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Keitaro U., Kanako U.
Canterbury SG1 reviews
The SG-1 crew, according to Chaucer's 'Canterbury Tales'. Chapter 1: Daniel
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2004 - D. Jackson
Oops reviews
COMPLETE: The Hinata gang goes to Las Vegas! What awaits them the next day? Demon!Granny Hina, Drunk!Naru, and plenty of innuendo! Pairings: Keisumi, Kanaru, Kenruka, OCTsuruko, Setsune, and Shitani! R&R!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Mutsumi O., Keitaro U. - Complete
Night reviews
Harry mulls over past events, and his future... Post-OotP, Harry-angst. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Taste of Blood reviews
Angsty oneshot, sequel of sorts to Hard Night. Keitaro has nightmares about a life he thought was fiction, and remembers the events that led him to one of the most painful decisions of his life... divorcing Naru.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Complete
So Much For Nuremburg reviews
Or, "The Satisfying Deaths of "Professor" Umbridge. WARNING: Umbridge death and dismemberment, crazy yet eloquent humor, and a dose of H/Hr!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Hard Night reviews
The sequel to Peace of Mind, Mutsumi mentally paces the night, under the burdens of her powers and Naru and Keitaro's recent marriage. KMut, KN, slight XOVER into XMen. R&R, please.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Keitaro U., Mutsumi O.
Opaque World reviews
A nonSI gasp first chapter to a Round Robin Arc yours truly is contributing to. I'm putting it up for reader review and feedback, so don't take it too seriously. KMut, N?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2003 - Mutsumi O., Keitaro U. - Complete
Totally Random Love Hina Skits! reviews
Chapter 3! Woo hoo! Giant monster turtles, superheroes, weretigers getting hit in the head... Just the Love Hina cast going completely mad, much like the author who wrote this fic R&R please!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,499 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2003 - Published: 8/30/2002 - Mutsumi O., Keitaro U. - Complete
Good Morning to You reviews
Just a typical morning with the Season Three crew, ten years after the fact. And poor Ryo's got no one to love. Tarika, Jurenya, Ryochon
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Ryo A., Shiuchon L./Suzie W.
Black Satin reviews
You are cordially invited to the unholy union of Kana Himekazi and Kanako Urashima... A wedding present to the Dark Couple of Hopefully, they will not kill me for my initiative... ONESHOT
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Kanako U. - Complete
Peace Of Mind reviews
Mutsumi ponders herself, her gifts, her friends, and her love. Oneshot, angsty KM, slight XOVR into XMen, but only for a good cause...
Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2003 - Mutsumi O., Keitaro U. - Complete
The Refreshing of Fate reviews
ON HOLD: Being the second part of the Love Hina Change Saga of Christopher Magician, the world turns upside down as Keitaro and friends try to make sense of it all...
Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 12/2/2002
No Need For Twisting Spacetime! reviews
DISCONTINUED: Earth and Jurai are at war, and the Terrans are barely holding on. However, when the Earth ship Isis and the Jurian ship Tsunami were caught in a hyperspace explosion, something happened... AU
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,872 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/12/2003 - Published: 8/9/2002
Tap Dancing Freaks! reviews
The reply to Silver's challenge. Keitaro and Talon try to teach a goldfish to tapdance, but when they drop some harzardous material into it's bowl... Well... Can you say 'B' Movie? R&R, please!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Keitaro U., Mutsumi O. - Complete
The Reconstruction of Keitaro Urashima reviews
DISCONTINUED: Crossover Maniac transferred the story to my account, and so we both take credit for the story before you. Keitaro Urashima looks around one day, and discovers that he's been living a lie... Chapter 3: Confrontations and Truth
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/3/2003 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Keitaro U., Mutsumi O. - Complete
The Light From Ashes reviews
ON HOLD: Keitaro leaves one morning to find who he really is... R&R, please.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,514 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/14/2003 - Published: 11/26/2002
Blood? Mmm, Mmm, Good! reviews
Yep, more randomness for writer's block. Chapter 2: Talon and Keitaro fight off a vampire. It ends in a rather predictable but amusing way. R&R please!
Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2003 - Published: 10/22/2002 - Kaolla S., Keitaro U. - Complete
Research For Fangs reviews
ON HOLD: Suu's latest experiment has turned Keitaro into a vampire...
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2002
The Ruling of Fortunes reviews
DISCONTINUED: The galaxy is under invasion, and with the fate of all life in the Universe hanging in the balance... Who can possibly save us all? LHInu Yasha XOVR, though more will follow. R&R, please.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/8/2002
More Totally Random Love Hina Skits! reviews
This is either a desperate attempt to break my writer's block, or further proof of my descent into insanity. Oh well! Plenty of chaos, yuri implications, suggestive dialogue and weirdness to make you ask,"... What the heck is Talon on?" R&R, please!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2002
The Poetic Story of Mutsumi and Keitaro reviews
Writer's block spews non-sensical poetry. Obviously K/M shippage, and slight bashing of Naru, but not too badly.
Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2002
Memoirs of a Starship reviews
The Enterprise-E's history- From the ship herself. R&R please.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/27/2002
Greasy Fingers reviews
A continuation of my first big fic, "Creative Processes Run Amok!". Just a series of vignettes from the aftermath of the Poke'mon War. Chapter One: Bitterness of the losers and the frustration of the victors...
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/2/2002
Empress Nueva of Jurai reviews
Happy Birthday, Nuevachan! This is for you! Features appearances by Tsunami TM!, Usagi SM, Megumi OMG!, Keitaro, Shinobu LH and Akane R12 Plus Talon thinking he's Magical Girl Adorable Andrea after getting hit in the head...R&R, please!
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/6/2002 - Complete
Guilty Pleasures reviews
The Tenchi crew all have some secret... Hobbies of theirs. Believe me, it's cleaner than it sounds. R&R, please! ...Tsunami and Tenchi swing dance...
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2002
Pata 12! reviews
DISCONTINUED: Depressed about Wizardmon and Tailmon's engagement, Patamon finds himself in a certain training ground in China. Patamon becomes a human girl! Chapter 2: Patamon being fought over by the guys? Patatakeru, Takari, possible Daikari later. R&R,
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,339 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/9/2002 - Published: 4/19/2002
Flight to Nowhere reviews
Tori's latest challenge. Our favorite pilots and their girlfriends head for Cambodia. What could go wrong? If you don't know, you're no Gundam Wing fan. R&R, please!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2002
Sunset reviews
Marimeia reflects on how she and Heero got together while watching the sun set. Mx1 (Marimeia and Heero) Please, R&R.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/1/2002 - Heero Y.
InteruptionsA Challenge from Tori reviews
R for liminess, yuri, innuendo. Duo just wants some peace and quiet with his two girlfriends...
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2002 - Duo M., Relena P.
Prank Calls of Middle Earth-Short n' Sweet reviews
Pippin plays some prank calls on Legolas, Arwen, and Aragorn. Hints of Arwen/Legolas, Aragorn/Eowyn. Short, pointless, but ( I think) Funny! Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2002
Santa Justice! reviews
Oi vey, the holidays make my brain go mushy. So read my fic and don't be slushy!
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/22/2001
Yuy Guy reviews
It's a spoof of a spoof! Weird Al Yankovich's
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/20/2001 - Heero Y.
Uncle HeeChan reviews
Heero has to babysit Marimeia, and in turn learns some things about himself....
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2001 - Heero Y., Relena P.
Stranger than usual... reviews
Tenchi wakes up one morning to a world that's not quite right.....
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2000
A Quiet Moment reviews
My first attempt at a Harry Potter fic. Give me a little slack....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2000 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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