"Increases the production of milk within the breasts' glands with…what?" Naruto hissed, silently scanning the rest of the description on the bottle.He released the Uchiha, allowing him to snatch the offending object out of the shocked mans grasp. "Idiot"

An observational journal and study of large predators (Asami) and their mating habits. PURE LEMON with just a tiny bit of plot.

Asami loves tormenting Akihito – a set of short stories

Akihito deals with a certain situation that leaves him with nothing else more than his inner strength.

Dump for all stand alone drabbles and some drabble series. AUs vary but some are based in my existing AUs.

Akihito is sick and this goon is blocking his way into the penthouse like he owns the place. Thank God, there's speed dial.

Akihito searched the internet for answers about himself and stumbled across the BDSM master of his all his wildest fantasies on his website, Lair of the Golden Eyed Dragon. Having determined that he would be the perfect master, Akihito contacts the dragon himself in hopes of finally getting exactly what he needs.

SasuSaku. Blank period, during their travels. 699-700. A/N: I wrote this in like 10 min so it's super short but I have finals coming up in the next two weeks and this scene came to me out of no where so there's really no context just a bunch of fluff. Let me know what you guys think, hopefully my writing is starting to improve a teeny bit!

Everyone else danced for someone else, but not this one. He danced only for himself.

Because Sasuke and Sakura can't repopulate the clan with just one child. Because all Sakura desperately wants is a pink-haired companion in a clan renowned for its dark-eyed and haired warriors.

Akihito has been awol for almost a week, without contacting Asami. Now he has to face the consequences. Asami has decided to punish his kitten, but will he be going too far?

[Aftermath sidestory] After a lengthy mission, Naruto learns that being popular is hazardous during Valentine's Day. (NaruHina & SasuSaku pairing)

Asami and Akihito's life together and how they deal with the usual struggles of any normal Mob x criminal photographer relationship. Some things are discovered and others were better left in the dark. But then again, what were they expecting? Caution :: Might be time-robbing ;)

Sarada discovers an old love letter addressed to her mother and asks her father about it.

SasuSaku - Canon Verse, Inspired by Road to Boruto/ Sakura's hurt her back and Sasuke is the only one that can take care of that stubborn medic. (Rated T for safety.)

It's funny, isn't it? How things that are supposed to be inherently good, can twist around to have the most devastating effects.

Hazel melts at the touch of Gold. Asami Ryuichi x Takaba Akihito. Lemon. One shot. Complete.

Sakura loves fussing with Sasuke's hair.

Akihito finds himself stuck as a cat in the clutches of a man named Asami, just what does he want with him? (shifter/werecat AU)

PWP: The 'our neighbours are having very loud sex next door so maybe we should see if we can outdo them' hotel AU trope.

It's not that Sasuke was jealous, it was just that the Hokage needed to stop having dinner with the Uchiha's wife. Post-699 Pre-700 SasuSaku

COMPLETE - Akihito returns to the penthouse after work one day to find a strange visitor and some unexpected news.

COMPLETE - One rocky relationship. Two hot-headed, stubborn guys. Something is bound to go wrong, right?

Three rules only: One, humans are livestock. Two, if they behave, they will be treated with dignity. And last, they must deny nothing to the King. Not even their bodies. Vamp!Asami

In a relationship there is that one ultimate thing that says you're totally lovey dovey, it's just a pity Asami can't figure out what it is.

Asami has been spending too little time at home again and Akihito is starting to feel the effects.

Asami returns after a business trip to find a very eager Akihito. (They may be slightly ooc)

Akihito stumbles across some videos he really shouldn't have.

A certain golden eyed crime lord is tired after a busy week.

There is a first time for everything. A collection of Sasuke and Sakura's "firsts."

A quiet night at the Uchiha's lead to affectionate moments from the so-called cold Uchiha patriarch. [sasusaku], [post-canon], [post-699, pre-700], [oneshot].

His daughter might be a little…too ambitious.

'It was an unusual arrangement to be honest. Nothing like she had ever seen before. Four of them and each different from the other. Besides the obvious white rose, Sakura couldn't even tell what kind the other three were. She was sure she had seen one of them in the Yamanakas' flower shop but two of them seemed completely new.' Post 699, pre 700. SasuSaku. Slight Team 7.

The war was over, and yet it had been two years since she last saw his face. She waited patiently as she always had for his return, and when he did, he returned with a passion she'd never seen before. A simple dinner and moments of catching up had turned heated fast and Sakura wasn't going to stop it.

Asami is jealous and discovers the most unexpected rivals in his domestic life with Akihito. (now in three mini chapters)

Akihito broke up with Asami, thinking the relationship he had with Asami was not normal. He started a new life and everything went so smoothly. Until one day, he met Asami again and the man gave him an offer he couldn't refuse. Now, he had the hot sexy crime lord as well as the normal relationship he always wanted. So why didn't he feel happy? Chars: Asami x Aki, Aki x OC

Morning calls are annoying. Akihito is tired of them. Tables need flipping. Crack slice-of-life one-shot written as a gift fic for someone (from AO3). Now in 2 parts.

Takaba has a very lucrative previous career, unbeknownst to Asami. Takaba decides to get back into it due to Asami always popping up in his photography scoops.

What exactly happened to make Kirishima look at Akihito with lust? Read and find out.

When the girls of Konoha find out that Uchiha Sasuke is a closet cuddle-whore.

A VERY smutty one-shot with Akihito acting VERY lewdly. I own nothing

/SasuSaku/post-war/semi-lemon(?)/: Sakura woke up, went for a shower, and had a certain Uchiha join her.

Akihito finds out what betrayal rouses in Asami.

She makes it too easy, almost. — AthrunCagalli

[AU] [AxC] [COMPLETED] Cagalli wants to play soccer. She wants to play so bad that she actually go and asks Athrun Zala, the captain of the club. The captain doesn't seem that reluctant to let her play, given a condition - she has to kiss him each day she wants to be playing. Is it that simple or is the captain planning something? There is more than that meets the eyes, anyway.

Anything for a scoop. Based on talisen999's prompt: Fem!Aki disguises herself as a man in order to get a story maybe as part of expedition or to sneak into a male only spa and Asami catches her. **Female Akihito**

A person can only take so much before they break. Asami Ryuichi is at the very end of his patience with one Takaba Akihito. MINOR spoilers for the Hong Kong arc.

SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.

"I'm yours. Here to please you in any way you see fit."

Athrun has always had a unique way of showing Cagalli that he loves her.

It was so ironic how the one person she never wanted to see again more than anyone in the world would end up being the only person she was stuck with for…oh, let's say 365 days. SasuSaku AU

Akihito asks Asami for a favor.

Dearka reminds Athrun that maybe Cagalli is strong and all, but she's still a girl and it is normal for her to feel self-conscious. And it is Athrun's responsibility to make her feel that he belongs to her alone. *poor summary,sorry! T.T* TWO-SHOTS! ;D

Temari knows how to conceal her emotions, but everyone has a limit...and Kankuro thinks it's time she exceeds hers. Poor, poor Shikamaru... WARNING: Spoilers through Chapter 530

R&R "Oh my god, Teme! This is better than porn!" "Hey kid, that's my daughter out there!" "D-Did I say porn! I-I meant corn!"

What if Sakura found Sasuke after his battle with Deidara all beaten up and wounded?

ShikaTema. If there was one thing that turned Shikamaru on, it was watching Temari play shogi with him. Smutty one-shot.

When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku

He was always a man capable of containing his feelings. The moment he met Cagalli, he vowed to make her happy, but the very sight of her was eating away at his self-control. And this time, he proved that even Athrun Zala looses it.

Um, Sakura? Why are you in my locker?" "Sasuke-kun isn't very happy with me at the moment." "Your the one who tied his shoe laces to his chair when he was listening to his ipod!" "This isn't funny! He could kill me!" R&R

Suna residents soon discovered why Konoha was fond of the sound barrier jutsu every time Temari and Shikamaru reunited after days of being apart. Shameless, they had no qualms in letting everyone know how fantastic it was to be in love. Shika/Tem Lemon!

SasuSaku Fic- Sakura is away on a mission and Sasuke, highly annoyed with her absence, composes a list of ten reasons why he should leave the pink haired woman. But are they really ten things he dislikes about her or ten things he loves?

Fuji is out to claim Tezuka's virginity. Can Tezuka survive? And is there something more to what the tensai says? Fuji x Tezuka - yes, you read that right!

It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.

AXC. Cagalli takes a quiz in one of Lacus's magazines and leaves the magazine wide open on her desk. Athrun walks in while she is at a meeting and reads what she wrote about him...and he is anything but ecstatic. What's a poor Coordinator to do?

What more does Cagalli Yula Athha expect from the dashing Athrun Zala? After sharing a passionate night, Athrun exhilarates with a surprise she will never forget.

She asked if he liked her. He said no. So why was she suddenly skipping happily? And why the heck was he suddenly wishing he should have just kept his mouth shut? SasuSaku

Sakura didn’t feel too comfortable inside that smelly, narrow locker. It would have been different if she wouldn’t be stuck though. Of course that stupid locker wouldn’t open from the inside... Sakura's stuck inside Sasuke's locker! fluffy/humor

The Nara and his firsts.

The Nara doth protest too much, methinks. [ShikaTema, lime lime !lemon!]

SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.

How many times would you say I love you?

AsuCaga. Kisaka gives Cagalli and Athrun 'The Talk'.

“And yes, Princess, he IS NOT happy,” I turned my head so quickly that I swear I heard some crack. AxC!

AsuCaga. When it comes to Cagalli, sometimes a good smack is needed to bring her back to reality.

[SasuSaku] That wall is sacred and only meant for couples who are actually a couple! You can't write that, Naruto, he doesn't even love me!

[Valentine's fic] Cagalli has been visiting Lacus late at night and is keeping the real purpose of her visit from Athrun. What will Athrun do? AsuCaga! With some KiraLacus.

[Oneshot]Cagalli loves listening to rock music. At night. How will Athrun dissuade her from disturbing the sleep of people around her? AthrunXCagalli

Their son picks up a new game from Kira, but is it really a game? [Cagalli x Athrun] ONESHOT.

Athrun. Cagalli. Alone. With a box of ice cream. REVISED. Adding the uhm, what you guys requested... Hope you like it

The kisses we shared were always sweet. Athrun x Cagalli. Just edited it a little. Thank you very much for those who reviewed