"My dear flamers and haters, followers and reviewers, fanfic'ers, readers, authors, reporters, assholes and... wincesters." [cheers] "Wincest is incest!" [Hobbits laugh. Author waves dismissively.] " "Alas, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." [processing.jpg] "I, uh, I h-have things to do." [fidgets with the "I've put this off for far too long." [to the empty crowd] "I regret to announce — this is The End. I am going now. I bid you all a very fond farewell." [whispers to [queue Con Te Partiro] |