Commander Shepard, all-purpose problem-solver, encounters a big slimy alien plant and has some opinions about this turn of events.

Being a cyborg from beyond the realms of death, Shepard gets to enjoy the occasional upgrade. They might take some getting used to, however.

The giant squid has a small problem.

In an unexpected and highly unlikely turn of events, a catastrophic warp breach from a crippled ship manages to fling a Rogue Trader - or rather, the youngest son of a Rogue Trader - through time and space to a universe quite unlike what anyone on-board in used to. They make the best of the situation.

Two thinly-veiled author mouthpieces - I mean, uh, two Resistance grunts have a rambling conversation following the conclusion of events in Rise of Skywalker.

Following another succesful mission Tali is looking for Shepard just to have a chat, and finds him a little run down.

On their way to continue their hard work maintaining the Cycle, a Reaper encounters something that plays by entirely different rules.

The Mako is capable of some truly impressive maneuvers, if driven by someone competent. If driven by someone with no concern for their safety, it's capable of so much more.

Tali wants to give Shepard something for his birthday. This requires finding out what his birthday is first, then finding something sufficiently special to make an impact. She succeeds.

Following Voldermort's return, Harry finds himself desperate for ways in which to counter him. He finds a book, and things perhaps go a little downhill from there. It's nonsense, and likely poorly written, but the idea amused me and so here we are.

If XCOM existed when the Breach opened, how might that have happened? Probably differently to how I picture it, I can but try. Playing pretty fast and loose with which version of XCOM this actually follows on from, but in broad strokes assume the invasion happened and was defeated. I'll see if I can do XCOM justice, I guess.

An Ork ambush does little to effect the combat-readiness of an Ultramarine combat squad.

I don't know why I thought this was a good idea. I hope you like adjectives. A new pupil at Hogwarts hopes for friends and adventure. Gets them. Well, one of them. For now.

The strangest books end up in the library. Some of them you'd probably be better off not reading. But then again, it's probably nothing to worry about.