Hey! If you are here, you're probably going to want to check out my other stories, if you like my writing. I try to update for you guys as often as I can.

Now, for a little about myself:

I am the kind of person, who isn't 'nerdy' but doesn't follow the crowd. I like to do things my own way! I currently have red highlights in my hair, and always have a big smile on my face. I like to help out with my community, and I love to read, dance, and be outdoors!

I've only written for An Unfortunate Fairytale so far, but I'll try to be open to reading new stories.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos! ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (I don't know about you, but I don't have X-ray vision :/)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Which would be...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (What?! I LOVE eating frozen dinners!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (…DANG IT!!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Are you sure about that? I thought it would be cold after heating! You learn something everyday, I suppose)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't that be much quicker?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."(Oh, that means I can't have my kids drive me today. Darn.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Oh! I had no idea sleep aids could do that!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Gah. I was planning to use them in space!)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (OH NO!!)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (That idea never even occurred to me!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (EAT nuts? Really? No way!)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (No, I'm sure a piece of cloth will! *jumps off cliff*)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Okay!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat." (But...I was gonna kill someone with this! Are you telling me I actually have to EAT it?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and paste this onto your profile! XD