When you find a how-to guide on seducing Uchiha, you're clearly obligated to play what will possibly be the greatest prank ever on a one Uchiha Sasuke. At least, until things start going horribly wrong. Featuring vintage pornography, cross-dressing blondes, dramatic waterfalls, and kicked puppy faces; Not necessarily in that order. Crack fic for my lovely ships and crack tropes.

Hinata volunteers to be the surrogate mother of Naruto and Sasuke's children while hiding a secret of her own. "-But one of them was an imposter; Hinata knew it by the sly rise of its chakra beneath her fingertips. She could still remember the dull throb of a heartbeat over the sonogram, pulsing from that dark space deep within her. One of them was different."

Naruto is trapped in a dangerous situation. Sakura sees something she shouldn't. Sasuke's illusions are more attractive than his reality. Kakashi's ghosts threaten to consume him. With time running out before the activation of an ancient seal, the world will have to rely on Team 7 once more, but Konoha's most infamous team will need to learn how to trust each other again.

Of all the missions Hinata expected to one day complete as a shinobi, one of them certainly wasn't serving tea to a known mass murderer. Said mass murderer can't remember the last time someone truly surprised him. Itachi/Hinata DarkFic. Part I of the Entropy Trilogy.

Legend has said that a blood red moon will appear once every thousand years, transforming the world for a night. Little do any of the remaining Uchihas realize, the eclipse awakens something dangerous in them as well. NaruSasuNaru from somewhere in early Shippuden. Unapologetic lemon.