Well let's see here. I don't venture into the world of fanfiction as much as in my days of carefree youth...but every once in awhile I get sucked back in. To me, fanfiction is the crack and Harry Potter is the cocaine. Like any good crack addict, I have a hard time getting over my addiction and working my way off the streets. Sometimes I think I'm over it, but then I stumble on to a juicy crack rock of a story and WHAM! there I am again, on the cold streets of the city, stooped in a corner, smelling of dog piss and old nachos. But at least I'm happy, right?

Alright, that metaphor lasted too long. I'll give you a bit more about me and then that's it! You're cut off. Cold fucking turkey. Let's see here. I really like reading, but I don't like feeling like I have to read. I really like writing, but again, I don't like feeling like I have to do it. I hate pressure and ambition and I believe in a good innate nature in most people. I really like the experience of seeing a movie in the theaters, I like to eat organically, and I've been a vegetarian for like five months now. I love British authors in general, reading about Appalachia and Southern culture, and the L.A. scene. Naturally some of my favorite authors are Jane Austen, D.H. Lawrence, Thomas Hardy, John Keats, JK Rowling, Barbara Kingsolver, Eudora Welty, Toni Morrison, and Janet Fitch.

Fuck Mark Twain. That's right, I said it.

If you have any questions, comments, or whatnot, feel free to IM me on AIM. My screenname is clumsylw6.

"Just fucking love me, I'm tired of leaving, and waking up in somebody else's clothes."