BONJOUR! (waves frantically)
This is where I run out of things to say. Great author, huh? 0.0

How sad. The list of hot men has been taken down.--

"Oh, how romantic. Are you going to shoot me with a silver arrow?"

"If it appeals to you so much, I'll even let you choose which body part."

~_~_~_~_~May's Story ; M+C

Tally ho, then. I really must think about that psychiatrist...

DISCLAIMER THING: I DON'T OWN THEM, DON'T HURT ME, DON'T SUE ME. I DON'T OWN AAANNNNYYYY OF THEM! except Irene... she's mine, sorta...

Subjects of Interest

1)zelda (as in legend of)
2)hp
3)sm
4)lotr (if you don't know what these stand for you're an idiot)
5)slayers
6)his dark materials
7)sabriel / lirael / abhorrsen
8)potc! (forgot it till now)
9)cowboy bebop
10)reality check (awww, it has no category!)
11)broken sky
12)da vinci code
13)last unicorn
14)les miserables
15)misc. books! MUAHAHA!
16)tuck everlasting
17)you notice I'm too lazy to capitalize anything?
18)unicorns of balinor _
19)boondock saints (has no ff! aaaaah!)
20)dracula (the book, bitch ;p)
21)princess bride (cary elwes, duh)
22)jag
23)tithe
24)time master trilogy
25)claidi journals
26)spellfall
27)I've run out or topics, damn it all.
28) This list is teh LOOONG!

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IF YOU WANT ME TO I WILL DO FANART FOR YOUR FANFICTION, OR EVEN WRITE A "REQUEST FANFICTION." I'M OPEN FOR ANYTHING.OH! And If anyone can come up with a truly original SLASH pairing for Harry Potter, tell me! I get sooo bored with the same old-same old. Which, at this point, means: No Draco/Harry. No Ron/Harry. NO Snape/Lucius... and especially no Snape/Draco... it weirds me out. NO INCEST! NO FRED/GEORGE WEIRDNESS! There is a limit, ya know... Contact me through my Email...

Question: would you call the above a challenge:eyes sparkle:

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AND WILL SOMEONE READ MY WIZARD OF THE GROVE FIC! REVIEW...:begging on knees:

UPDATE: Ok, well, guess what? You can expect NOTHING! MUAHAHAHA!
Jk. I have several FF(fanfiction, moron, don't get your hopes up) projects going. One of thema very long fetish-sm-tale... er, thing. Another a strangely familiar armageddon-like hp... Whatever. So just be content with the humour that already exists, because I'm going to be using DRAMA (gasp!)!

Peace out. .