MY DEAREST READERS: Thank you for supporting me!! I know I said if I didn't update in 3 months then that means I'm dead.. but I'M STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE!! THANK YOU for the caring pms and msgs. I WILL NOT ABANDON YOU GUYS!! So hang on a little bit longer. Life is an ass right now and I need another week to sort it out. THANK YOU AGAIN. Don't worry, Madi 167 is the first thing I'll update.

From your sorry author,

DAK× Dear Readers.

× Heads Up: I am planning to retire soon from . Don't wry, stories will be finished.

× Four things you should keep in mind though.

Fire reasonable flames at your will. I get amused quite easily. Flame with dignity.

I don't beta.

Readers & Reviewers - I love and thank you.

Extra: If I don't update within three months, that means I'm dead.

●○○-- This. Is DAK's profile. --○○●

~ Know it. Remember it. Love it. ~

I can only climb higher and higher until I reach above that blue blue sky.

× First name is Dark. Last name is Kitty. Try guessing the middle.

¤ I'm a very bored yet extroverted teenager that's old enough to go on .
You can call me DAK or Kitty for short.
¤ My hatchday is on April 28th
If you haven't noticed...Imma girl.
¤ I'm sarcastic. I'm stubborn. I'm a daredevil. I'm a Taurus. I'm a semi-blunt brat. I have a quick temper & potty mouth.
My life is composed of Rap, and Hiphop with a tint of R&B flavour and Pop sprinkle. Proud mainstream addict.
¤ J'adore originality, spontaneous things, new experiences, technology, sadistic stuff, change, and other whatnots.

I'm a shopaholic. I'm a drummer. I'm a pianist. I'm a dreamer. I'm an extremist. I'm a collector. I'm a competitor.
¤ Ice cream makes me happy.
I wish to visit Antarctica sometime before I die. I have a passion for traveling around the world.
¤ I. love. pink.
I love Formula One. (race cars that runs around the track for 70 times. don't like it? well i don't give a shit anyway.)
¤ Animals make me smile. Exotic ones make me smile even more. I will have a pet tiger one day. Just wait.
I travel around the world with my border collie - often refers to as Pandadog.

¤ I write too many 'I statements' on this profile for my own good.
I DON'T fuhken READ sasusaku fics anymore. I'm sry but PLZ don't try and make me. PERIOD "." Just emphasizing...
¤ I love cliche plots...not cliche writings.
I am ANTIyaoi/yuri (canon..maybe.. bleh)...as for lemons? Not fond of them. Not fond at all.

PS. J'adore reviews and absolutely detests Mondays x3

Her deviantART: http:///

Plz check it out haha. Sadly...I am very desperate for watches sighh...

Her msn PLEASE READ THE BOTTOM FIRST THOUGH): No longer posting it on site due to stalker probs. PM me if you want it.

Don't spam. Don't stalk. Don't spazz.

Frequent Q&A from Fans

Can you write a fic for me?
No, I am a very busy person who barely has time to even update her own fics.

Can you dedicate a chapter to me?
No. I will only dedicate to people who I want to dedicate to, otherwise.. it wouldn't be called a dedication now would it?

Can you read/review/critique my fics?
Can't sorry, DAK's a lame duck who's preoccupied with a thing called life.

Can you join my C2?
Sorry, I decided to stop my list of C2s and shall stick to four.

Can I add you on msn?
YES!! I look forward to meeting new online buddies = But.. I have a selfish request..

You have to be 15 (FIFTEEN) or older to add me. It's not that I hate you (those under the age of 15) ok...heck, I'm flattered if you read my stories and want to add me to get to know me...BUT... I am a growing teenager. I AGE like the rest of you. I won't tell you my age here but I find it VERY awkward talking to twelve year olds or those younger than that. I appreciate all of you who read my stories and I truely love you for that...but I am already in high school... my mind already lost its ability to communicate with those five or six years younger than me... especially those in elementary. Please don't be offended. I really love and thank you for reading my stories.

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~ 7 Stories in Progress ~

× December ×

● Lovers to Never? -- BACK ON TRACK! :) Chapter 9 is up! The fairy of inspiration decided to be nice today~

● Maid Number 167 -- CHAPTER TEN IS OUT! THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS!! MWAHZ! MERRY XMAS!

○ Konoha One - Chapter Thirteen has been posted! Will end around chapter 17-18. Semi-planned out.

○ Miss. Understood - RE-EDITING!! Already planned out.

○ The Most Dangerous Game - MAY BE DISCONTINUED!! For now. Meh.

● 100 Pieces - Chapter 21, "Confession w/ Repentance" is here. 79 more chapters to go.

● 7th Heaven - Chapter Five out. 2 more chapters!! Woot~

●○○--\\ Completed Fics //--○○●

(In Order)
1) Thinking of You (Gundam Seed) - Deleted
2) Love Thy Fate (Gundam Seed)
3) Since That Day (Naruto)
4) Behind Those Eyes (Naruto) - One Shot - Revised -
5) Enemies to Couples?(Naruto) - RE-EDITED: Up to CHAPTER 5 - Type: High School
6) Unpredictable Fate (Naruto) - Type: Vampire
7) Spring (Naruto) - One Shot
8) Just Friends (Full Metal Alchemist) - Incomplete - Deleted
9) Konoha's Guide to Everything (Naruto) - Type: Humour
10) Once Upon A Fairytale (Naruto) - One Shot - NEW!

●○○-- ( Incoming Fosho x3 ) --○○●

Expect stories with cliche plots. All Sasusaku. (Posted on Mar.16)

1) Chaptered: PS. is for Perfect Soldier
Summary: Everyone knows Uchiha Sasuke's middle name is Gay. But what will they do when they find out our notorious Gaylord had gotten himself the absolute girlfriend? -heavily inspired-

2) Chaptered: My Guardian Angel
Summary:Sakura was Ms. Ideal leading a perfectly normal life. She planned to ace her next test, get laid at age 19, and have Hyuuga babies at age 24. But what she didn't expect was meeting this hot stranger that tells her she was to die in four months.. (Updated Apr. 18)

●○○--: Pairings I really like... :--○○●
(i fall in love with wicked pairings, usually not canon)

Feel free to come and argue with me about my fav pairings. I won't bite. Hard that is. I always loved civil debates =D

Some First Loves:

SasukexSakura w/ one-sided NaruSaku ItaSaku and KakaSaku (Naruto) self explanatory.

KanamexYuki (VK) i dare haters/flamers to read my fic called 7th Heaven.

MorixHaruhixTamaki (Ouran) i.love.mori.

Cloti (FF7) Aerith's fricken dead. She should hang with Zack who's also dead and be a happy dead couple like when they're ALIVE.

SpitfirexSimca (AG) i absolutely hate this series. i hate it. i hate it. it makes me cry to see these two great characters in it.

HeeroxRelena (GW) i.like.relena. screw her dubb voice and pink limo.

AthrunxLacus (GW) yah yah, Lacus is meant to be with Kira. but i hate him for being a crybaby. i don't like cagalli either lol.

CainxMerry (CC) no words can express my adoration for this pairing.

(Note: If you wanna know about pairings from other series I support, just ask me. These are just my favourite ones.)

Words are cheap. Pictures are forever. Well, I have both thanks to you :) Please check these fanarts out.

Star Light - by Ayu0014 ( A sweet dedication based on Chapter 7 of Maid 167 )

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The bunny wants to achieve world domination. Help him by joining the dark side. He has ice cream.

●○○-- × Dark Angelic Kitty × --○○●