Dear Faithful Reader:

It has come to my attention that it is custamary to create a profile to give the reader a picture of who wrote the fic that they are reading and people who are as curisous as the cat. Who will sooner or later end up dying, do to this trate of the mind. So I have decided to include a profile after this letter and a shortcut to my stories that you are curious enough to read.

With all due respect,

The O.W.M.I.N.

True name:N/A

Gender: male

Age: 15

Cultural background: Second Generation United States Citizen with parents from Mexico. This means I can run for president. Though I prefer the title prime minister. I don't know why.

Physical Features: Short black hair with grey hairs here and their. Dark Brown eyes. Skin that darkens and lightens with the seasons. Bad acne due to addiction to peanut butter and almonds. Almost six feet tall. And slightly overweight due to early childhood lazyness. And an endomorphs body.

Personality type: One very much like a cat. Laid back, calm, loves to sleep and stay up late. Adores fish, for lunch.(Thus, being Roman Catholic, Fridays during Lent are my favorite time of year), and wants to try Chinese feild rat. (feid rats eat grain so their not toxic) enjoys messing with yarn (I knitt, perfect way to save money on christmas gifts and winter ware), enjoys dairy products and enjoys alone time but will become social if desires. I am also born without the desire to care if people think if something I do is strange, such as learning practical things like knitting) I also enjoy shopping at Hot Topic and other places that sell the same type of clothing.

Favorite reading material: Edgar Allen Poe, Lewis Carrol, Petersen Haddix, Westerfeld, Lemony Snicket, Horror, mystery, fantasy, Philosophy, The Complete Idiots guidebooks, and obviosly fanfiction.

Favorite Movies: Tim Burton Movies, Panic Room, Run Lola Run, Read or Die the Movie, The Matrix Trilogy, stuff like that.

Favorite music: Punk (i.e. Green Day), Goth (i.e. Tapping the Vein), Clasical/ Rock (i.e. Trans-Siberian Orchastra), and Dance (no example given)

Favorite past times: Yoga, walking, reading, writing, listening to music, meditating, watching Anime, practicing the trumpet, and playing DDR Max.

August 5th, 2006 8:30 PM

Dear Faithful Reader,

I know. I know. I have not updated since January. I had to catch up on algebra. I barely graduated with a D. Also I am no longer living in the U.S. I have moved with one of my many Aunts and Uncles in the country of Mexico in order to learn spanish in a private school for a year.Their is both good news and bad news that goes with this ironic imigration.

The good news is that I will actualy understand the other half of what my parents are saying and all of what my extended family is saying, SpanishMass will become a breeze, I can write Fanfics for spanish speaking countrys and I can get a well paying job that I like. The bad news, they put me in first year prepatoria which is sophmore in the U.S. when I just got out of a public junior highschool (My birthday is several days after school starts so I got in a year later then I should have), private school is two hours longer and harder then public school since the parents pay them,and due to the voices in my head; I have to pay every dollar that my parents spent for me to do this for me, when I move back, in order to get the guilt out of my head.O yah, do not worry about the voices, they only tell me to do good things like ´pick up trash or ´give that drink to your cousin Irvin or else they keep me up at night. So there is no chance in hell I am going to become a mad scientist or anything like that and destroy the world and or kill millions of people.The voices will probably force me to find the solution to world hunger or something. (the voices are most likley my conciensce using a voice changer)I will start updating as soon as I finish dinner. I know. It is late, but that is just ´how the clocks are set´ in this house.

With all due respect,

The O.W.M.I.N.

Monday, December 4th, 2006

Dear Readers,

On October six this year, I was at my Aunt Griselda's house to go out for tacos. That was only partly true, because when my Aunt told me to come down from the office at the top of the water filtration room, (Uncle Juan's buisness) my mother was at the gate. Yup, my mother flew from my midwestern home to mexico just to pick me up. All of my precious plans had been ruined. All of the good things that were supposed to happen, happened the exact oppisite. On October 13th, I went back home. I was not able to tell anyone. I was not able to get my transcripts. I was not able to bring anything that wasn't clothes back. So now I have a trunk full of stuff at my grandmothers house in Texas and a bunch of people who I let down.

So as you can see. This is why I have not been writing. As a way to make it up I will explain why Sam is having a Catholic burial ceremony when she is Jewish. My first reason is that when I started this fanfic, it was before the christmas special, The Fright Before Christmas, aired. Second reason, the parents look and act more like the parents of the main characters in the movie, Cruel Intentions. Who are usualy Protestant. Also, when the Grandmother of Sam showed a picture of herself when she was young, she looked more like she had a French style of clothing and hairstlye. So I assumed that the grandmother of Sam came here to the U.S. from France (a mostly catholic country) during her college years. When thegrandmother got older her daughter took on the religion of her new husband and Sam kept the religion of her grandmother. Considering how close they seem to be. And the last reason is that in the music video of Helena, of which I recieved the inspuration to write the fanfic, takes place in what I assume to be a catholic church. What with the inscences, the robes and what I tink I saw in one seen was the pole with the crucifix. Also, the outside looks like the same church they had in the movie Dogma.

So there you have it. The reason why everything is the way it is in my story. So quit asking damn it. Also, I will still be translating fanfics to spanish. If you have tried to contact me inquiring about this offer between the months of october and december, I have not recieved them due to the fact that I have just changed my email adress back to the one before hand. So please contact me again if you are still interested in my offer.

With many apoligies,

The O.W.M.I.N.