Hmmmmm...bio, eh? How to approach...how to approach. Oh, well, let's just start with the basics. My name's MJ. I have three stories on Fanfiction now: "The Beginning of a Beautiful End", "Pictor Ignotus", and most recently Pictor's sequel "Mater Memento Mori." TBBE's inspiration.. well, I will admit, it's gotten to the point that--unless a massive blow of inspiration smacks me full force in the face--it's probably going to stay like it is for a while, but I like the storyline too much to just delete it. I'm mostly dedicated to my sequel and I hope to complete it within the near future. The Pictor storyline has been going on for a very long time and I'd like to get on with something newer.

It's been getting kind of frustrating on here, because all the fans are slowly slipping away since the LotR series has finally ended and everything. My only hope is that when The Hobbit is made everyone will start flitting back with inspiration. -reminisces- It'll be just like the old days...

Anyway...just a little bit about me:

Name: MJ

Grade: Senior

Country: Land of the Free, Home of the Brave

State: TEXAS! You can tell I'm excited, right?

Random Favs: Classic cars (such as my beautiful '65 corvair monza convertible), classic rock, instant lunch soup, Supernatural, photography, art, old records, guitar, Lord of the Rings, blogs, Legolas, Aragorn, Frodo, MERRY & PIPPIN , weaponry, CDs, music, technology, riding horses, reading, writing madly for hours on end, british humor, movies, dressing up occasionally to throw people off, world history, gaming, gaming systems, DRAWING, painting, sarcasm, Coke, Frenchman glove-fighting, my youth group, and, of course, bubble wrap.

Favorite Books: Anything by Stephen Ambrose, the Halo books, LotR series, Chronicles of Narnia series, Airborne, Poseidon's Children, Stravaganzaa:City of Masks, Harry Potter, Frank Peretti books, and the Bartimaeus Trilogy.

Favorite Movies: Equilibruim, X-Men movies, LotR movies, Hitchiker's Guide, Monty Python(all of 'em), Band of Brothers, Enemy at the Gates, Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, the Patriot, Napoleon Dynamite, Quest for Camelot, Spaceballs, Galaxy Quest, Kingdom of Heaven, BraveHeart, Lonesome Dove, Van Helsing, Tommy Boy, and UHF.

Bands: Led Zeppelin, Explosions in the Sky, AC/DC, STyx, Thin Lizzy, UFO, Eric Clapton, Johnny Lang, America, Neil Young, Jefferson Starship-Aiirplane, Blue Oyster Cult, Dan, STevie Motorhead, Grand Funk Railroad, Triumph, Stemm, Audioslave, Nazareth, Yes, Black Label Society, Kasabian, The Dandy Warhols, Ratatat, Sigur Ros, Pete Yorn, Peter Frampton, ZZ Top, Wolfmother, Ted Nugent, Tenacious D, System of a Down, Killswitch Engage, The White Stripes, Don McLean, Fantastic Plastic Machine, Joe Walsh, Kaiser Chiefs, RUSH, Ottis Redding, Rick James, Ronny James Dio, Steve Vai, The Fratellis, The Black Keys, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Golden Earring, Gogol Bordello, Jet, Meatloaf, Black Sabbath, Bob Dylan, Boston, Chicago, Guns N' Roses, The Sex Pistols, The Ramones, The Who, The Guess Who, Chuck Berry (King of rock n roll), Cream, Deep Purple, The doobie Brothers, elton John, Foghat, Foreigner, Howlin' wolf, Iron Butterfly, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Croce, Journey, Kansas, The Killers, Lynard Skynard, The Allman Brothers Band, Motion city Soundtrack, Muse, Queen, Ram Jam, The Righteous Brothers, Santana, Scorpions, Steppen Wolf, TV on the Radio, Twisted Sister, Uriah Heep, The Velvet Underground, Velvet Revolver, Wang Chung, Whitesnake, Carl Douglas, Wild Cherry, Sweet, Wilson Pickett, Alice Cooper, the Beatles, Bad Company, Billy Idol, Black Label Society, Canned Heat, John Lee Hooker, Bon Scott, Chevelle, The Cure, Joan Jett and The Blackhearts, DCFC, Dire Straits, The Doors, The Eagles.

I HATE: preppy ditzy girls, stupid high school boys, super Mary-Sues, Murphy's Law, people w/ no imagination, glitter, pink, lace, glittery pink lace, alcohol, big overpopulated cities, wanna-bes, jerk upperclassmen, drugees, illiterates, Alec Baldwin, Ted Kennedy, Al Gore, John Kerry, almost everything dealing w/ California (not that I hate California or anything), optimistic twits, people with victim mentalities, emails with more than one Fwd. or RE. in the subject line, pop-ups, commercials, little kids that get in my way, and SCORPIONS!

Alright, well, now that I'm done with that...I'm gonna go...do...something...

~MusicalCharlatan

Oh, and if any of you people feel like learning a little bit more about me--the author--you can find my myspace page at: /fubars_flashthunder

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