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Poll: Which Legend of Zelda characters would you like to see as Hogwarts students in Link Faron: Gryffindor? (Poll does not include antagonists, adult characters, or characters of a specific Hylian race/species (i.e. Gerudo, Rito, etc.)) If a character you want to see is not listed, leave a review or PM with the character you want to see included. Vote Now!
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Joined 06-03-16, id: 7919516, Profile Updated: 09-01-17
Author has written 3 stories for Spider-Man, Dragon Ball Z, Legend of Zelda, Avengers, and Harry Potter.

Author has written 3 stories for Avengers, Spider-Man, Harry Potter, The Legend of Zelda and Dragonball Z.

Hello! I am merely another un - "koalified" (my puns are terrible and bring shame upon my friends and family) fanfiction author.

I am a recent college graduate, reader of perhaps too many books, and I can't seem to shake the elf on the shelf that's been stalking me since high school. (It got particularly bad one year - I opened my bedroom door to find that my loving family had somehow orchestrated it to look like that creepy elf on the shelf had murdered the Grinch. It is currently staring at me, with its beady little eyes and its smug grin, just waiting to strike while I sleep.)


Some of my favorite characters are Samwise Gamgee (Hobbit/Hero), Dick Grayson (Robin/Nightwing/Batman/Superspy/OverallAwesomeHumanBeing), Professor McGonagall (BossWitch), Alphonse Elric (Kid/Armor), Donna Noble (TheMostImportantPersonInTheUniverse), Neville Longbottom (HisCharacterArcGivesMeChills), Sorrel (ScottishBrownieGirl), Mulan (OfficialDisneyPrincess/WithaBodyCount/ThatFanSwordFlip), and Jaxom (LordHolderofRuatha/RideroftheWhiteDragon).

Some of my favorite books: Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, The Fablehaven Series by Brandon Mull, almost everything by Robin McKinley and Anne McCaffrey, and Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling.


Stories:

Hana and an Experience in Liminality

Extremely sporadic updates.

Never Tell Me the Odds

On Hiatus until I see Spider-Man: Homecoming, and then until I untangle the plot. The LOZ/HP crossover will take precedence.

Link Faron, Gryffindor

Weekly updates, usually Thursday, Friday, or Saturday.


Story Idea I'd Love to See Adopted:

The Champions

The Triwizard Tournament is held during Harry Potter's first year. Hogwarts has two Champions - 7th Year Hufflepuff, Metamorphmagus, and Klutz Nymphadora Tonks, and 1st Year Gryffindor, Boy-Who-Won't-Live-Through-The-Year Harry Potter. Tonks is given a mission - keep Harry Potter alive.

I really, really love this story idea and I tried to write it... then didn't get anywhere. If you feel like giving it a shot, I have 30 chapters outlined, character profiles, and the first chapter. Just PM me. (I wrote up unique Triwizard Challenges, btw, so it wouldn't be the usual dragon/lake/maze song and dance we've become accustomed to).

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Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 303 - Words: 1,939,416 - Reviews: 16480 - Favs: 8,460 - Follows: 7,720 - Updated: 13h - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Nascent by Marshmellowtime reviews
When it came to Robin, the word simple would never quite do justice to the life he lived and the things he did. But when it came to Damian, the cold, arrogant, but fiercely loyal boy she'd grown to know, she found she didn't care. Damian/Oc
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 244,072 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 9/22 - Published: 2/17/2015 - Damian W./Robin, OC
To Change the Galaxy by AwayOHumanChild reviews
Sabé is an ordinary woman whose friends have gone off the deep end. Padmé is determined to ignore her pregnancy. Anakin looks like he hasn't slept in a month and might be delusional. Even Obi-Wan is acting weird. With the galaxy growing darker by the day, it'll take everything Sabé has to prevent things from falling apart. Or try to, at least. It's not looking good at the moment.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 210,732 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala, Handmaidens, Sabé - Complete
The Yondaime's Assistant by DianaMoth reviews
When I reincarnated in the world of Naruto, I was lucky enough to live in Konoha but not lucky enough to get all the superpowers you could hope for. I failed my jounin-sensei test and ended up in the Genin Corps. Bye bye jounin rank but, considering it also meant avoiding the battlefield, that's fine with me. Now I just had to get a position allowing me to change History...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 178,785 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 6,118 - Follows: 5,308 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 11/15/2016 - [OC, Genma S., Kakashi H.] Minato N. - Complete
My Brother! by Oracle2Phoenix reviews
AU. Harry's little sister: Emma Lily Potter, most witches and wizards don't know she exists. How different would he be growing up with a someone he loved and who loved him back? Harry and Emma go to Hogwarts where they make friends, duel, brew illegal potions, form a guild, fight Wizarding prejudices and get burdened with a terrible secret. Now with Elemental Magic. H/G E/C R/H N/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 507,771 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 2,086 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] OC, Demelza R.
Only A Boy by Riddell Lee reviews
AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 340,998 - Reviews: 4953 - Favs: 5,177 - Follows: 5,617 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin
Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 272,492 - Reviews: 7763 - Favs: 7,434 - Follows: 7,671 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 226,568 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 10/31/2019 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 24011 - Favs: 18,542 - Follows: 18,412 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
A Speedster's Providence by UnlockedPotential reviews
She lived; She died; She lives again – this time as Wallis Marian West. Drabble!fic. OCReincarnation!fic. Fem!Wally.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,879 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Wally W./Kid Flash
Laterality by peccolia reviews
"Why," she wondered, "was I given a second chance in this world, in this family, in this particular time, if not to change the status quo?" Thinking that was all well and good—however, enacting it was a completely different, and extremely difficult, matter. Semi-SI OC Rebirth fic. Complete. [Sequel posted on AO3]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 504,052 - Reviews: 2135 - Favs: 3,808 - Follows: 3,916 - Updated: 8/4/2018 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Minato N., Kushina U., OC - Complete
reverse by black.k.kat reviews
To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 79 - Words: 413,133 - Reviews: 5178 - Favs: 4,782 - Follows: 3,649 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [Kyuubi/Kurama, Kakashi H.] Naruto U. - Complete
A Female Switch by randomlydrabbling reviews
Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 341 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Gai M., Kakashi H., Team Gai - Complete
In Which Neither Coulson nor Sherlock are Dead by TheDullYellowEye reviews
... and John sort of joins the Avengers. While Coulson's recovering from being stabbed in the chest by a magical spear, Fury is rapidly running out of Agents willing to play babysitter for the newly founded Avengers. So he calls in Captain John Watson, late of the British Royal Army, and blogger and best friend to the infamously antisocial presumably deceased Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,382 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - John W., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
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Link Faron: Gryffindor reviews
"While Minerva wasn't usually one to count her chickens before they hatch, she would have bet several galleons that this boy was a Gryffindor." Link, reincarnated Hero of Hyrule, goes to Hogwarts. Story includes fraternizing with the giant squid, bartering for the Marauder's Map, and encounters with an ancient Basilisk. Weekly updates!
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,933 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 6/15/2017 - Link, Luna L.
Hana and an Experience in Liminality reviews
born-a-girl!Gohan fights to belong in the places between Saiyan and human, scholar and fighter, cynic and comedian. Features not-stupid!Goku, stupid!Nappa, and i'm-with-stupid!Vegeta. Some censored language.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/5/2017 - Published: 6/5/2016
Never Tell Me the Odds reviews
OR, A Diseased Alligator, a Misplaced "Amnesiac", and Nurse Robin (Hood), and How they meet Peter Parker. A slightly AU perspective on how Civil War's Peter Parker grew up in the MCU. Contains censored profanity, some violence, and some terrible jokes. (Mild Daredevil S2 Spoilers, pre Civil War AU)
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,298 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 6/4/2016