Name: Wail Halls (Yes, that is my real name!)

Age: 13

Location: USA

Appearance: Dirty-blonde hair, grey-blue eyes, a bit overweight from not enough exersise, no muscles either.

General information:

I'm straight, I am a long-time big fan of the Darren Shan saga. I spend most of my time reading and writing, and have even almost succeeded in abandoning T.V. entirely. (almost!) I'm a cat person, I have no fashion sense at all, I don't where make-up. I don't believe in getting piercings, even if it's only your ears, I can't tell the difference between a hot guy and an ugly one, (thier all beautiful to me!) I can space out on you in the blink of an eye, and I have really bad hearing (don't ask me how!). I alsolove making anagrams of my name and others' names, and wrting parodies.

Favorites:

Authors: Darren Shan, J.K. Rowling, Dianna Wynne Jones, Lemony Snicket, Eoin Colfer, myself :),

Books: Cirque Du Freak, Inkspell, Howl's Moving Castle, Bucking the Sarge, Maximum Ride...

Movies: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, HP and the Goblet of Fire...

Music: I don't know. Jesse Mcartney I guess, and the Harry Potter soundtracks.

Links:

-- web home of the genious himself!

-- Darren Shan's blog

-- safe chat

-- a fun cartoon sight

-- song parodies

Writing: In fanfiction I mostly write Darren Shan stuff, and mostly parodies at that although I will do romance sometimes. I also enjoy working on original parodies (that is, song parodies that have nothing to do with another book/move/etc.) but the main thing I'm doing right now is my twelve-book saga, which isn't a parody but is quite funny at times. I started writing because of Darren Shan, who's books were the inspiration for my saga. (but it's become my own original story now.)