Heading home.

Clearing up.

Aftermath.

Battle is joined.

Death stalks the night.

The time has come.

The Darkness is coming.

Katy and Lucy return with Moo.

Bad omens.

Lucy and the Wee Free Men arrive at Bothermoe Hall.

Katy's message arrives at The Guardian.

The hunt for moo begins.

Katy gets caught.

More people begin the suspect the threat.

Moo disappears.

Sacharissa must return to Bothermore Hall.

The Watch evaluates the situation.

Lucy considers the situation.

The Guardian evaluates the situation.

The witches arrive in Ankh-Morpork.

Harry starts to discover what's going on.

Katy has to visit Bothermore Hall but...

Lucy meets Smite's mum.

The witches encounter some dangers on the journey.

The atmosphere grow more menacing, and Harry and Sally grow more testy.

The Ankh-Morpork Times attempts a reboot.

A bad day in the park.

The girls leave Lancre.

Smite falls for Lucy.

Scharissa and Katy get better aquainted.

Patrick hatches a plan.

The undercover journalist.

Agnes and Tiffany learn something dark.

Sally and Angua set the world to rights.

Patrick and Bliss have a major malfunction.

The Ankh-Morpork Times is in trouble.

Sally discovers something about Harry and Angua discovers something about both of them.

Moo casts a spell without knowing it.

Patrick meets Blister's parents and begins to wonder if something is very wrong.

Harry discovers what everyone else already; Sally discovers something disturbing.

Moo surprises everyone at her birthday.

Patrick tries to woo Blister.

Angua discovers something unexpected about Sally.

Tiffany and Agnes discover more about Moo.

Harry has a run in with the Patrician.

An Assassins Guild dropout joins the story.

Tiffany and Agnes select an apprentice.

This was initially published as a single story but it was so long that people kept losing their place: I assumed that anyone interested would simply download it, but they were reading it online. I hope publishing it as chapters will stop people getting lost and make it easier to follow the footnotes. I've also revised it.

Things are bad in Ankh-Morpork: there's an epidemic of hate crime, a plague of flies and a suffocating heatwave that is driving people mad. But something worse is on the way, something worse than anyone can even imagine, and it might be that the only person who can stop it is a little girl in Lancre who doesn't even know how old she is.

Things are bad in Ankh-Morpork: there's an epidemic of hate crime, a plague of flies and a suffocating heatwave that is driving people mad. But something worse is on the way, something worse than anyone can even imagine, and it might be that the only person who can stop it is a little girl in Lancre who doesn't even know how old she is.

Things are bad in Ankh-Morpork: there's an epidemic of hate crime, a plague of flies and a suffocating heatwave that is driving people mad. But something worse is on the way, something worse than anyone can even imagine, and it might be that the only person who can stop it is a little girl in Lancre who doesn't even know how old she is.

Hate and heat are making Ankh-Morpork almost impossible to live in. Something dark and malign is behind it, but no one knows what. Except one little girl in Lancre who doesn't even know how old she is.

Something wicked is turning the citizens of Ankh-Morpork against its Omnian minority, with possibly murderous consequences, and it's not something the Watch can fight on its own. An alliance of witches, werewolves, dwarves, trolls, vampires, igors, pictsies - and the odd assassin might do it. If a crusading newspaper can band them together, and love doesn't tear them apart.