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Joined 06-06-05, id: 827090, Profile Updated: 06-04-10

Anything that's not finished is probably on hiatus but I may be in and out in the coming months.

Why yes, I do ship WWRY Meat Loaf/Khashoggi like a crazy person. I'm amazed this caught on, but let's keep it that way for another 4 years, shall we?

No, I am not writing Wicked fic at the moment. If you have any ideas, please hand them over; it turns out I have only 170 pages of Fiyero being cute in my system. I regret this as much as you do.

Yes, I do write Peter Wimsey and Francis Crawford fanfic (and, on one memorable occasion, Lord Peter and Lymond in the same story). Yes, I know it's desecration. But if you're very good, I'll post the Lord Peter and Amelia Peabody crossover.

I firmly believe that the world needs more Chess fic. Any volunteers?

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The Gashlycrumb Tinies Revealed by Velkyn reviews
In The Gashlycrumb Tinies, an alphabet primer, Edward Gorey introduced twenty six small children who met an untimely end. Here, for the first time, are all the tragic, disturbing, and sometimes humourous details.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,525 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/26/2007
Beauty by ElouiseBates reviews
While visiting the Magician's garden on the Island of the Dufflepuds, Lucy and Eustace have a little chat about true beauty.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Eustace Scrubb, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
The Catalyst by LadyRhiyana reviews
DISCONTINUED Ten years later, Toby disappears. Sarah plunges headlong into an ancient feud that will encompass the whole of the Underground.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,855 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 9/5/2003
Happy New Year by BlueBohemian reviews
It’s New Years Eve, and what better way to celebrate than with a concert? And, of course, an aftergig party. Meat gets drunk and Khashoggi gets a makeover. Femslash reference.
We Will Rock You - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Knights, Bishops and Shot Glasses by lovablegeek reviews
While it doesn't lead to the most intelligent game, playing chess with shot glasses is certainly more interesting. FreddieAnatoly - Drabble
Chess - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Every Little Trait by Symbolist reviews
Every little trait, however small... The original collection of Wicked drabbles. Complete 1.20.07
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 24,478 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Complete
In Double Knavery by fivethingsunmixed reviews
Angry parents, psychopathic biology teachers and a counseller who used to wrestle at the WWE. Nothing can stand in the face of true love though...right? Modern day Othello, complete with mitosis, basketballs and sociopathic Roderigos.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,446 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007
Shadows Rising by Tom O'Bedlam reviews
Regulus Black grows up in a world where lines are already drawn for the battle, and shadows of war loom. Vignettes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Regulus B. - Complete
A Model of Decorum and Tranquility by Tom O'Bedlam reviews
Narcissa Malfoy enters a world of intrigue and politics, where the only absolute loyalty is to one's family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,365 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
yesterday was by little lady d reviews
[rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead] in which guildenstern is a terribly grandiloloquent six year old.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/3/2006
Richard, the Third by Gevaisa reviews
The characters from Richard the Third have been born in the future. Events play out somewhat differently...
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,767 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
Strange American by teh liz reviews
[Chess] Freddie has a plan for revenge. Freddie has a change of heart.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Complete
The End of Days by dansemacabre reviews
19 year old Sarah believes the Labyrinth is behind her, nothing more than a childish fantasy. When she realizes her adventures were real, how far will she go to save the Labyrinth... or the Goblin King who rules it? JS. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,808 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Dream A Little Dream For Me by dolly.the.sheep reviews
character backstory, basically. i just wanted to work out how Galileo got his 'dreams' and how it turned his life around.
We Will Rock You - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
Degrees of Separation by Elsha reviews
Years after A Risk Worth Taking, Brenna Nott starts asking questions about the grandfather she's never met.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Theodore N. - Complete
We Will Rock You 2 The Script by Scaramouche Figaro reviews
The bohemians battle onwards but problems arise in Galileo and Scaramouches relationship in the form of a new bohemian. A tragic event for Galileo and Scaramouche concerning their future also occurs.
We Will Rock You - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,537 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2005
Whiskey and Rye by The Sugarfaerie reviews
Based on 'Moet and Chandon' by Thessaly. KhashoggiMeat. I recommend reading Thessaly's fic first. Slightly fluffy.
We Will Rock You - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete
Closet Space by Cthulhu On Rye reviews
RENT: Roger finds something odd in his room. Drabbley MR
RENT - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Thoughts on a Hat by Valieara reviews
Wicked Musicalverse. Glinda and Elphaba in relation to a hat. Simple, really.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Complete
The Bar Man by The Sugarfaerie reviews
[WWRY] He undoubtedly had the most sense in the Seven Seas. That's why he's the bar man.
We Will Rock You - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Complete
In The Library by MmeMozart182 reviews
Because my roommate, a theater person, was practicing a particularly angsty monologue...a moment during Percy and Marguerite's estrangement, during that year of marriage that we see so little of in the book. No plot, but heavy on the angst!
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2005
Retrospect by Petrarch's Pillowcases reviews
Sweeney Todd fic. He spends so much time remembering, he forgets. 200 word drabble.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Complete
The Scruff Factor by JastaElf reviews
How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
A Modest Proposal by TrudiRose reviews
One-shot: What if Belle had handled Gaston differently?
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Gaston, Belle - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,158 - Follows: 587 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
all that's best of dark and bright by Lady Atropos reviews
The poet’s wake was no small thing. A vigil was held, before his death, unseen by the eyes of mortals; an angel, a demon, and a poet’s muses met that day to watch over an artist’s passing. (Good Omens-Sandman crossover)
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2004
Delilah by Magda reviews
A Ga Ga girl who isn't quite sure who she wants to be... she just knows that she doesn't quite fit in. And no, she's not Scaramouche. Limited strong language.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,076 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2004 - Published: 9/12/2002
Origami Mouth by NuttyRoyale reviews
I smile as the words on notebook paper disappear into the folds, and as the bell rings, I try to find a way to sneak it into her back pocket. It's too easy. [Sloppy Firsts, Marcus]
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Complete
And That is Why the Lord Created Men by Sohara von Salienta reviews
My name is Gilderoy Lockhart and I am perfect. I magnetically and magically attract the love of every sane human being, as well as that offer from that one wizard with a really good imagination who unfortunately lives in Bangkok.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Gilderoy L., Severus S.
A Game of Questions by Karen Cecil reviews
GuilRos. Actually a Stoppard fic, taking place directly after the end of R&G Are Dead.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/17/2004
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 149 - Published: 3/25/2002
To Be Cold by Proserpine in the Underworld reviews
Gormenghast...Fuchsia and Steerpike go up on the roof...
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/2/2002 - Published: 2/15/2002
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