His sister may have been given the Kyuubi, but armed with Namikaze Minato's greatest sealing masterpiece, Uzumaki Naruto will carve his way through the shinobi world- one body at a time.

It was their last, desperate gambit. Their last hope. They pinned everything on a prayer that he could save them...and now...he's not even sure if he can make it count anymore.

How much crap does a guy have to take just to get a fair shake? The school was out to get him, villagers were trying to ruin his life, and everyone he'd ever loved (admittedly that's not many people in the life of our favorite Jinchuuriki) were vanishing on him. Determined to make a new start, he learns that not everything glittering is gold. AU, Naruto. M (just in case).

Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?

A few AU elements, the Sandaime makes a proactive choice he never considered in cannon. He always knew the environment in Konoha was neglectful and destabilizing for Naruto. He decides to send the boy away with someone who can nurture him. As a result, a more worldly and competent Naruto returns to the leaf years later. His story begins in Konoha, think you know it? Think again.

She should have died. She should have died in that bed, bleeding and screaming. Should have died with Minato.

Secrets, plans and plots all come to ahead. Watch as a fool inspires a prodigy to find peace within himself.

Leaves spiral in the soft eddy as Naruto meets Karin in the Forest of Death. From that moment on, the two bearing the Clan name carried with them the fate of the Uzumaki and would be forever entwined.

Nothing could have prepared Ichigo for what happens when you accidentally swap phones with someone. [complete]

After an unfortunate encounter with several moblins, Link sets out to brave the Gerudo Desert, and a Yiga assassin finds herself questioning what she has been taught. Rated T for violence.

What if Sasuke had been female? Instead of brotherly rivalry, Satsuki and Naruto share something much deeper. They understand each other in ways that no one else can. Will their bond be strong enough to save Satsuki from herself, or will Naruto follow her into the darkness? Follow an epic saga of love, action, betrayal, and redemption. Naruto/Fem!Sasuke

Chapter 7: A Blade, out now. Paya/Link fic focusing on the two being together in different situations and their growing relationship. A collection of stories I'm going to be writing for fun and as a way to practice how I like to write, and because there isn't enough content for these two. Serious lack of citrus. Reviews always help.