NOTICE TO MY READERS/REVIEWERS

~~OMFG~~

Can you believe it? After god knows how long I have come back from hiatus!

A little about me...well, let's see. I have a dark sense of humor. I do not claim to be either goth or emo, I am just me. I like to write fiction that devles into the deeper more trouble part of the pysche. I also like to write spoof stories. I will read anything you suggest, but be prepared for some Con-Crit. OH and if I had it my way, Kakashi would never wear anything but leather pants, of course that is if he wore anything at all. This is why I didn't write Naruto. I suffer from a severe case of Kakashi induced heart palpatations and chronic fangirlatoma. Its a very serious disease that can cause sudden out bursts, ie "SQUEEE" "OMG" and "kukuku". My writings will hardly ever include Kakashi as a main character for this reason but he will frequently be mention as the next Hokage. Y'know its going to happen. Who the hell do you think will make Naruto Hokage?

I have been writing for some time and I hope that I outgrew (most) the rabid fangirlitis that struck me when I first got into fanfics. We have some abusive con-crit to thank for that. Harsh and critical flamers/critics can be a writers best friend, even though they seem like enemies. .

I love reviews, and I try to respond to every review I get. I emphasize TRY. I like to create a relationship with my readers. With that said I would like to thank several readers who have loyally read, reviewed and dished out the punishment when I needed it.

Listen, if anyone requested a torture fic, yeah, sorry it is not going to happen. Between me and my laziness and my constant need to give Kakashi and Renji their nightly wippings- I've quit.

Only other thing I can say about me is this: Xia. If you don't know who this character is you are missing out. He is a psycho doctor that loves to experiment. If you want a character to hurt/die/being in tremendous amount of pain, or just have their head fucked with, let me know. I am always up from writing a torture/angst fic. I am currently backed up on requests. So I am not taking any while I attempt to finish the ones I have.

I hate to say this, but once I finish the stories I have started (either posted or not) I probably won't be writing fanfics anymore. Unless I get a wild hair and just HAVE to write one, you know how that goes. Especially if they start showing Static Shock again. I need to start focusing more on my original works. I got a pretty good ass chewin from my publisher about priorities. ~.~ Oh well.

XIA HAS HIS OWN FAN CLUB!!

WORKS EITHER DEDICATED TO ME OR CONTAINING ONE OF MY OC'S

Loving Zuko BY xXharuxiaOTPXx rated M: As if the name doesn't say it all. This is an ATLA AU fic that is mainly Zutura-centric. It isn't really dedicated to me but it does contain Xia, at least mention of him so far. Haru is a servant to Zuko's mother. Haru also lives in the village in a house he shares with his lover, Xia. http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/4824714/1/Loving_Zuko

Pieces of My Heart BY xXharuxiaOTPXx rated M: (this author really loves some demented dr.) This is a Naruto 'trial' fic. The author takes mary-sues and author inserts from the Naruto fandom and places them on trial before two OC 'judges'...I don't think the OC's belong to her, in fact she says they belong to Xia...hm two more to the Xia fan club. After the two twisted judges try the poor girl they call the baliff out to take her to administer her punishment. Of course in this court it is guilty. There is no innocent until proven guilty or visa versa. So its more of a 'formality' as the author states. The baliff happens to be Xia. Who then drags off the prisoner for her punishment. Naturally, the author doesn't go on to describe said punishment. So I was asked to do that part of the trial process. Let me think...Xia + Torture? Hm. I'll consider it. BWAHAHAHA http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/4827717/1/Pieces_of_My_Heart

Shadows of Night BY Dr. Tinsley rated M: This chick is awesome, aside from the fact that she believes Kakashi is hers (yeah right, bitch plz. I'll fight ya for him) This story is actually dedicated to me. She narrarates one of the more soft and sensual sides of Xia and Haru's relationship. It is rather hot, I must say. Considering the fact that she has gone above and beyond the relationship that I have them in so far. It is very beautifully written and portrays the emotions very well. Very sexy. If you let your imagination run a little bit you might even get a nose bleed. http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/5148957/1/Shadows_of_night

You'll Be In My Heart BY imcalledkitty Rated G: This is a beautiful picture that is dedicated to me, based on my story My Body My Hell. It features Katara and Zuko holding Nivian between them. I found it on deviantart and was this huge bitch about not being told about it. Well, turns out I was told in a review but the link didn't work. I was soooo embarassed. I apologized sincerly. I just hope the author forgives the bitch that is me. ~.~ http:///art/You-ll-Be-In-My-Heart-59909938