zedillehide bio
Author has written 40 stories for Artemis Fowl, Chess, Sherlock, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Avengers, X-Men: The Movie, Hobbit, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, Lord of the Rings, and Animal Crossing. I'm on Tumblr and Ao3 (and LJ, etc.) under the same username. My current main long-term project (Thicker than Water) is linking the dots of the Artemis Fowl backstory I've hinted at in Fourth and, to a lesser extent, Inside Line. Yesterday's Issue and the rest of the Chessfic will be happening at some point. Author's notes & commentary for hold your head up (to prevent whiplash) are on my Tumblr: zedille DOT tumblr DOT com /tagged/hold-your-head-up-to-prevent-whiplash I've had multiple people asking me this, so: NO, I do not take Princess Returning Pearl/HZGG prompts. |
Un mariage de convenance by Maelia Romana reviews
Après la mort de Ronan, Olympe se trouve dans une situation délicate. Lazare lui propose une solution. Elle ignore que c'est lui qui a tué le père de Ronan, il ignore que c'est Ronan qu'elle aimait. Quand ils le découvriront, il sera déjà trop tard.
1789: les amants de la Bastille - Rated: T - French - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - [Olympe du P., Lazare de P.]
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Disney Princess Holly Short reviews
The movie could have been worse. Yes, really. (#1 True Love's Kiss, a crack drabble; #2 Be Our Guest)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 6/14 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Hamilfowl Mixtape reviews
In commemoration of Disney 's other, actually successful summer 2020 release ... How does an Irish, preteen, self-styled criminal / and genius, a lollipop disliker in a forgotten series / from twenty years ago, a kidnapper and structural / antagonist, end up as an incompetent protagonist?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3 - Artemis F., Holly S., Juliet B., Julius R. - Complete
Inside Line reviews
Wing Commander Vinyáya takes an interest in Root's efforts to recover Captain Short, Section Eight gets involved, and this whole business could all have been avoided if Root had only addressed the gaping flaws in Recon's operating procedures earlier. / AU of the first book, somewhat meta. / NEW: Absent figures come back to haunt Artemis.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,033 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Foaly, Julius R., Mulch D., Vinyáya - Complete
Tell-Me-Not reviews
He tells me, he tells me not ... Some short and silly takes on how the Dadneto reveal doesn't happen. #1 HYMMM, #2 Halloween, #3 Home for the Holidays, #4 Helmet, #5 (s)hooting blanks
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 10/15/2019 - Erik L./Magneto, Peter/QuickSilver, Ms. Maximoff
Animal X-ing
Post XMA. Desperate times call for desperate measures. When the world's governments all refuse to provide land for Genosha, Magneto must go to unconventional means to secure his dream of a mutant homeland.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Published: 3/31 - Erik L./Magneto, Tom Nook
Azazel is red, Raven is blue reviews
Azazel is red / Raven is blue / Why aren't you purple? / A less common hue (Kurt receives some colorful familial revelations from Charles, in [bad] verse.)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14 - Raven/Mystique, Nightcrawler, Hank/Beast, Azazel - Complete
Coriolis
1963. Erik, Raven, and the Kennedy assassination. (There are ten things you need to know.)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31 - Erik L./Magneto, Raven/Mystique - Complete
needlework
Slow but sure moves the might of the gods. (Gabriel spends very little time as Hawkmoth.) / Double drabble, sequel to "as many for me"
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Published: 12/31/2019
the open (elevator) door
Peter's big scene in DOFP, if it were set to My Immortal instead.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2019 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X, Peter/QuickSilver - Complete
wake me up (vergehen sollt') reviews
Charles, 1969-1973: the needle & the wheel.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2019 - Erik L./Magneto, Logan/Wolverine, Charles Xavier/Professor X, Hank/Beast - Complete
when all the pretty birds have flown reviews
DOFP: Charles decides to bring Peter along to Paris. Crack, and much thirst from Peter's mother, ensues.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2019 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X, Peter/QuickSilver, Ms. Maximoff
Survivor
Regime change comes to Genosha. (slight XMDP spoilers: answering the question of why Erik was free to pick up Charles in Paris)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 200 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2019 - Published: 6/19/2019 - Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Crime of Passion
Peter has a crisis. (A drabble brought to you by Erik's PR team and the personal stylist who convinced him to drop the cape and armor for XMDP.)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2019 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X, Peter/QuickSilver - Complete
don't go wasting your emotion reviews
Peter has a few things he'd like to say. (XMDP crack / parody / meta / fixit where Peter shows up in New York to call out Erik & give Jean a pep talk.)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2019 - Erik L./Magneto, Peter/QuickSilver, Jean Grey - Complete
hold your head up (to prevent whiplash) reviews
Charles sends Peter to Poland in search of his father. He makes it in time to save his stepmother and sister. Not that he knew they existed. (Crackfic / canon derailment / fixit fic for XMA: in which Peter stops a fridging and considers Erik's life choices. At length.) Now complete & with a sequel hook!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,311 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/4/2019 - Published: 6/26/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Moira MacTaggert, Peter/QuickSilver, Ms. Maximoff - Complete
Not All Those Who Wander reviews
An alternate version of The Fall of Gil-galad, if the song were more concerned about where he came from, and less about where he went.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2019
some kind of harsh metaphor reviews
Mycroft explains the real deal behind Eurus: a drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2019 - John W., Mycroft H., Euros H. - Complete
as many for me reviews
Gabriel, after his gambit with Chameleon fails. (s3e01 / a drabble)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2018 - Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Lila R./Volpina - Complete
the hawkmoth's (utterly ridiculous) new cocoon reviews
Hawkmoth, sorry, 'Scarlet Hawkmoth,' faces the first bump in his grand plan: he forgot to come up with a properly original villainous alter ego for his powered-up self. Catalyst is not helpful. (during s2e24 'Catalyst')
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2018 - Gabriel A./Hawkmoth, Nathalie S. - Complete
Best of Both Worlds
In a world where Nick Fury really does run a super-secret boy band, Toni Stark's press conference goes a little differently. (Crackfic, parody, genderswap Tony)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Published: 9/9/2018 - Iron Man/Tony S., War Machine/James R. - Complete
a queen crowned with thorns reviews
Raina, after her transformation. This is what she was destined to become. This is how it was always going to end.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Skye/Daisy J., Raina, Calvin Zabo/Cal - Complete
Missed Calls 3: Dearly Departed
Maria Hill, director of the UN Sokovian Homeland Integration and Emigration Legal Department, has had enough. Between the Avengers' dubious legal status, the forthcoming Accords negotiations, and Thor dropping in with the news of yet another incoming alien threat — never mind her voicemails, it's no wonder she's considering faking her death to get away from it all. (pre CA:CW)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/28/2018 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Agent Maria Hill - Complete
Eyes reviews
What does Svetlana represent to the others in Bangkok? A series of drabbles about what she is - pawn, woman, wife - to each of the other characters. So far: Molokov, Anatoly, Florence, Freddie, and Walter. Viigand (?) is next.
Chess - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2018 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Anatoly S., Florence V., Svetlana S., A. Molokov
single hobbits (put a crown on it) reviews
After the BotFA, Blueberry Baggins, engaged to Thorin and preparing for the wedding, tries to figure out what her married name will be as Queen Under the Mountain, so she can buy more monogrammed spoons. Take that, Lobelia. (Genderswap, everybody lives AU, meta crackfic)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2017 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] [Kíli, Tauriel] - Complete
smiling too sweetly reviews
If nothing else, Svetlana is an actress: the first meeting with Anatoly and Florence in Bangkok.
Chess - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/19/2016 - Anatoly S., Florence V., Svetlana S., Walter D. - Complete
a spoonful of stevia (helps the advocaat go down) reviews
Captain America wants to go on a date, several cartoonists have too much fun with the geosymbolic implications thereof, and Maria Hill cannot hire lawyers fast enough. / snippets from a crackfic au now abandoned: set immediately after, and disregards anything that came after, CAP2/TWS. Voicemails 'verse, sequel to Missed Calls 2: Positive Signs
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Agent Maria Hill - Complete
Thicker than Water reviews
Five hundred years ago, Turnball Root shows his true colors, Raine Vinyáya enters the LEP, and Nan Burdeh founds Section Eight. But first, a police officer met a smuggler.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2016 - Julius R., Vinyáya
Missed Calls 2: Positive Signs reviews
Things are looking up for Maria Hill, newly hired Director of Operations at Stark Industries, until she takes some personal leave and everything spirals out of control in her absence. Between lawyers, Fury, people trying to sell her things, people trying to get her to hire them, and her mother, it's no wonder she's not checking her messages. And it's all the anaconda's fault.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F., Agent Maria Hill - Complete
Missed Calls reviews
Maria Hill's voicemail, after the fall of SHIELD. Between lawyers, Fury, people trying to sell her things, people trying to hire her, and her mother, no wonder she's not checking her messages. "Ms. Hill, you just called to book a funeral with us, and we wanted to confirm that there is, in fact, no body for the funeral." Post-TWS and Agents of SHIELD. Now with a sequel!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F., Agent Maria Hill, Pepper P. - Complete
no good deed reviews
Two guys, a hacker, and a hard drive walk onto a plane... Between Miles, Mike, and now Ward, she's no stranger to betrayal. Skye character study as of episode 1x20, "Nothing Personal".
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2014 - G. Ward, Skye/Daisy J., Deathlok/M. Peterson - Complete
one fell off and bumped his head (what the doctor said) reviews
Nick Fury keeps some promises, much to Coulson's regret; Fitz makes his triumphant return to the Bus; and the team practices their wildlife handling skills. Half a parody/sequel to the season finale "Beginning of the End".
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2014 - P. Coulson, L. Fitz, J. Simmons, N. Fury - Complete
Bad Hair Day reviews
One way the team didn't find out about Ward. Or, Ward's symbolic stubble backfires on him, Skye and May bond over aesthetics, and there is entirely too much discussion of depilatory practices for Coulson's comfort. (Also, comparative hairstyling.) / NEW! Pt 2: In light of recent events, the ladies ask Agent Triplett to take his shirt off. All for the sake of security, of course.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - P. Coulson, M. May, G. Ward, Skye/Daisy J. - Complete
Anyway Here's Wonderward reviews
'Come on Centipede, come on HDYRA / let's go to L.A., you'll get your data' :: Ward really should have gone to the mall. (A filk/parody of How I Met Your Mother's 'Let's Go to the Mall', set during episode s1e20 "Nothing Personal")
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2014
that kind of pull reviews
Where is the one place HYDRA cannot go? / Skye's past as a fangirl comes in handy, Mike Peterson does not approve (of anything), and Maria Hill calls in a few friends to help. Derailed remix of episode 1x20, "Nothing Personal".
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - G. Ward, M. Hill, Skye/Daisy J., Deathlok/M. Peterson
sins of the father (too late for Plan B) reviews
Skye uses an ... unexpected ... technique to distract Ward, May visits the ladies' room, and Coulson unleashes his dad-fu. Derailed remix of the season finale "Beginning of the End". Mentions of Skye/Ward and May/Ward.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/15/2014 - P. Coulson, M. May, G. Ward, Skye/Daisy J. - Complete
three hours of feelings reviews
'let others rise to take our place': Mycroft tries to find someone else (anyone else) to take his parents to see Les Misérables. He fails.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Anthea, Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Yesterday's Issue reviews
Freddie Trumper wakes up in Merano the day after the chess tournament ends.
Chess - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Freddie T., Arbiter
Your Ambitions Would Break Us reviews
written for 1sentence on lj / 50 sentences about Anatoly and Svetlana, covering the whole of their relationship, from the earlier days of their courtship to events immediately post-Chess.
Chess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Odd One Out reviews
A drabble: Svetlana, Anatoly, and chess.
Chess - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Svetlana S., Anatoly S. - Complete
Fourth reviews
Two families, four children. Two are traitors, two are dead, one is imprisoned, and the last is alone: Briar Cudgeon's little sister faces the ghosts of her childhood.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Cudgeon, Julius R. - Complete
Staff of:
- The Best OneShots On This Site!
Books Bartimaeus Trilogy
