avalise
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 08-24-05, id: 884288, Profile Updated: 03-10-16
Author has written 9 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, South Park, and Grand Theft Auto.

3-10-16

Hey everyone! TCBABH is in the final stages of editing. I know it's been ages in the making, but that story will be finished. Thank you to anyone who read pieces of it along the way!


"The unreal is more powerful than the real. Nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it's only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, and fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend - they can go on and on."
— Chuck Palahniuk

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Where the Wild Things Are by Keywee reviews
Sequel to, "The House that Jack Built". For The Joker the asylum is home, a safe place where dark memories are far away. But, when ghosts from his past haunt his present, he can't help but open doors on dreadful things that he thought had been locked away... forever.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,891 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Shadow and Light by Selkiegal reviews
Link is miserable and heartsick when he returns home from his adventures, until he overhears a rumor about an odd mirror. Post Twilight Princess. Link x Midna. IT LIVES!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,601 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Link, Midna
The Days Following by rent-a-bird reviews
Stan Marsh comes out and the whole town reacts. Can Stan find an equilibrium in the shifting relationships between him and his classmates, his dad, and his best friend? Randy is ridiculous, Cartman is a ridiculous asshole, and Kyle has his reputation to think of. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,527 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The House That Jack Built by Keywee reviews
Before there was a Joker, there was a man named Jack. Jack lived a perfect life, in a perfect house, with a perfect wife. But, as life commonly is, what seemed perfect, was anything but. Or at least that is how the Joker is remembering it today.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,533 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - The Joker - Complete
Fake Hipsters by SekritOMG reviews
You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan. College slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,720 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Stan M., Ike B. - Complete
Kickass Clowns and Bloody Murder by Killing Joke reviews
There's never really going to a good time to be Ronald McDonald. But there's hardly a worse place to do it than in Gotham, where the competition can be murder.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - The Joker
The Neighborhood by A Laughing Fish reviews
The Clearwater family has just moved to Gotham, & their life so far is idyllic, except for their odd next door neighbor who likes to wear purple suits. Little do they know the sick game they will play the pawns in... Rated for language & some violence.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,403 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - The Joker - Complete
Leave the Pieces by hollycomb reviews
Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 264,950 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Terminal by A Laughing Fish reviews
You meet the strangest people on the city bus... One-Shot, no pairings.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2011 - The Joker - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by Natsu reviews
And that was how I changed the world. Slash. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,172 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Red String by the pink striper reviews
When Stan Marsh decides that he wants more out of his super best friendship with Kyle Broflovski, a lovesick Kyle has no choice but to accept. Now Kyle has two years or less to convince Stan to love him back. If only things were that simple.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,599 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
You Can Write it on My Grave by Natsu reviews
A story about hitting the quarter-life crisis and why moving in with your super-best doesn't always work so well. In which Kyle is uptight, Stan is a mess, Kenny knows too much and Cartman...is faring better than all of them. Slash. K/K/S triangle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,246 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
JxHQ: Snuff by princessebee reviews
An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,334 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Sink Her by Mira-Jade reviews
He has her. Hook, line, and sinker. Joker X Harley Quinn
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Dripping In Bruises by walkingthecow reviews
He doesn't remember. JxH
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
JxHQ: Arkham Asylum: Tainted Love by princessebee reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,749 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Rewrite by Silver Pard reviews
"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." The Joker shuffles the deck and makes himself anew with every card.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/4/2008 - The Joker - Complete
I Came A Long Way To See You by SekritOMG reviews
A rough couple of weeks in the competitive South Park antiques market. For Foodstamp's contest. Stan/Kyle. Craig/Tweek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Short Stories with Tragic Endings by Faery Goddyss reviews
Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends. StanBebe ending in StanKyle. COMPLETE w/ EPI.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 276,896 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Choice of Evils by Esther-Channah reviews
Sometimes, the ravings of a madman can be all too sane.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
DCU: Sheharazade by princessebee reviews
Amber, a young street smart heroin addict, finds herself in the clutches of The Joker one evening. Can she make it through the night? Warnings for violence, language and generally strong content. No romance, no sex and no Mary Sues.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Butt Buddies by Accountabilibuddy reviews
[Slash, StanKyle] Stan feels awkward.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Hook, Line, and Sinker by Twilight Scribe reviews
Doing business with the Joker is dangerous. It's vital to have just the right thing to close the deal. Who would have guessed the Clown Prince loves bath toys?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2006 - The Joker - Complete
Do I know You? by hidden-truths reviews
Sonadow inspired by dead case. Sorry, nearly everyone is OCC
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete
Never The Bride by Duchess of Kilcardy reviews
Telling him was something I kept putting on the back burner because hey there would always be tomorrow. Or the day after that. Or even the day after that. He wasn’t going anywhere and neither was I. He wasn't supposed to get married. [StanxKyle, oneshot]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Posing by Kenny's Most Wanted reviews
Kyle is required to draw a nude model for art class. He knows exactly who he wants to pose. StanxKyle and hints of WendyxKenny and WendyxStanyou can say WendyxKenny WendyxStan if you'd like
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,687 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
June by unfold reviews
One shot. Pam and Jim and the month of June. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Office - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
How to Save a Life by terriblegrace reviews
Pam receives a phone call from Jim after he's been gone for six months.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete
Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by Seaouryou reviews
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Misconstrued by Seaouryou reviews
Stan, Kyle, Aspen, and a relationship that everyone misinterprets but them. [Genfic]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Psychic BS by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,484 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Pigments by Ku-chyan reviews
Pieces from the constantly intertwined lives of Red and Purple. RAPR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Red, Purple
Human Interest by MadLori reviews
AU 1983: A reporter visits the small town of Farmingdale, Vermont, and is intrigued to learn about two men who run a ranch together outside of town...but when she meets them, the story she hopes to write takes on new significance.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,929 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Throwaway Card by Killing Joke reviews
A series of rogue explosions in Gotham has led Batman to the usual suspect, who has once again exploited Arkham's revolving door policy. But something is going very wrong for the Clown Prince.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,801 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Complete
Sanctuary Earth by Tapangwa reviews
with their lives on the line, the Tallest have only one planet they can hide out on. RAPR in later chapters. open to flames
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,281 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005
Distant Proximity by animeninjaNIPPON reviews
Johnny gets depressed again and tries to remain cold, despite some persuasion from a manifestation. When he feels the need for affection again, his attention turns to one he could never immortalize... [SLASH Nnyolder!Squee]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,686 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
Chiaroscuro by PrometheusUntied reviews
Post RE4 OneShot. Leon and Ada discover that sometimes the truth lies in what is left unsaid, and sometimes meaning can only be found at the other end of the spectrum.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,743 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Complete
Silhouette among Shadows by emeraldLINX reviews
Complete: Sonic vanishes, trying to revive Shadow after ARK. Presumed dead he finds himself in another world where Shadow is still alive, as well as other surprises. But due to a newfound chaotic power and Sonic’s disappearance, worlds fall to chaos...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,625 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Complete
It's Never Too Late: A Sequel by tapioca two-step reviews
The finale of Purple Mountain Majesty's sequel is finished! The Empire needs a miracle to save it now--but that just might be too much to ask! The Epilogue is up, and the fanfiction is now complete! Please read and review!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,878 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
Measured Out in Coffee Spoons by David Hines reviews
An Arkham patient finds that getting better poses its own set of problems.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/28/2004
Dark Genesis by Tylec Asroc reviews
Shadow died at Colony ARK, but the legacy of Gerald Robotnik lives on. Rouge the Bat is about to discover a secret in the depths of Robotnik's lair, and a trio of villains are about to unite into the most dangerous team of Sonic Heroes.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,856 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Rouge, Gerald R. - Complete
Living With You by Formerly Known As reviews
Sonic and Shadow are living together. Only their relationship is...rocky. Sonic/Shadow.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,769 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/23/2003 - Published: 1/16/2003
Purple Mountains Majesty by tapioca two-step reviews
When Purple extracts a disease unknown to the Irken medical field, it is up to a brave doctor and Red to try to find a cure. Is finished! Yay? R\R (the ending is full of confusion)!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,110 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2003 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Complete
Last Night by Formerly Known As reviews
The consequences of last night always catch up to us in the morning's light.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/6/2002 - Published: 8/11/2002
I want to see you smile by Mistah Js girl reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel has an interesting encounter with her patient, the Joker, after he escapes and hides out at her apartment for the night. She's not sure whether to fear for her life or sanity. Typos fixed! YAH
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Who's Laughing Now? by Reichenbach reviews
NOW FINISHED. The Joker intrudes upon the lives of the Batclan in a very personal way.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,948 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2002 - Published: 4/12/2002
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Sixteen Nights in Sandy Shores reviews
"I'm here because of YOU. Madrazo's goons want to kill me because of YOU. And this ain't a home, it's a fuckin' dump," Michael wafts his hand around in the dark. "You'd be better off sleeping at your airplane hangar, you know that?"
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,882 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/3/2019 - Published: 9/10/2019 - Michael D., Trevor P. - Complete
Kifflom reviews
"Wait, so let me get this straight—" Trevor starts, leaning back against Michael's kitchen counter, "you ran your fat ass around in the desert for five miles? FIVE fucking miles? In some ridiculous outfit, no less?"
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2019 - Michael D., Trevor P. - Complete
This Could Be Anywhere But Here reviews
Stan and Kyle had a pretty simple plan for college: Get the Hell Out of South Park. Their plan was successful, but not close to what Stan had expected. Now, he is graduating and hasn't spoken to his old friend in four years. Slash. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,873 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Home Team reviews
A super short story about super best roomies and a super boring sport. Style. Slash.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Road Rage reviews
Randy Marsh surprises Stan with his own car, Cartman has 30,000 tickets to cash in for a big prize, Kenny is reveling in a kickass cheese sandwich, and Kyle is just excited to have a nice, chill day at the arcade. Nothing can possibly go wrong. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,284 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Stickers reviews
It's Valentine's Day in South Park, and Kyle is being a total Melvin. mild slash, 2nd person POV.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Drugs and Late Night Talk Shows reviews
Kyle has Stan—sort of. Stan has Kyle—sort of. If only Stan would just grow a pair so that he can quit wasting Kenny's weed on whining. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,666 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Fading Reminder reviews
A year later after the incident on the colony ARK, and now Shadow has returned in a murderous rampage. Can Sonic help him remember? Sonic x Shadow, Sonadow, slash.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,507 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Complete
Hidden reviews
AU. Sonic has been having an affair with Shadow for more then half of his and Amy's relationship. What happens when Shadow can no longer take being hidden? Shadow x Sonic x Amy, Sonadow, Slash
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,022 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Sonic, Shadow - Complete