Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Bartimaeus Trilogy, X-Men: The Movie, Misc. Books, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Twilight. Hiya guys! I made a new profile, because I simply felt like it. And now...I don't know what to say, except perhaps that I'm sixteen. I'm part of the DA (Dangerverse Addicts). I want to be a writer when I get older (who doesn't?). I'm applying to Savannah College of Art and Design (SCAD) and taking a major in Contemporary Writing and an undergraduate course of Fiction Writing. Er...and now my favorites and quotes! Favorite Fanfictions (mostly all Harry Potter...actually, all Harry Potter, except for a few) -The entire "Living With Danger" quartet by Whydoyouneedtoknow (three are completed, one is still in progress). (Harry Potter) -"When the Wind is Southerly" by MercuryBlue144 (Harry Potter) -"Knights of the Old Republic" by Chris Ganale (Star Wars) -"Two Halves" by DameWren (Naruto) and it's sequel "Twice Shy" Favorite Pairings -Ron/Hermione -Harry/Ginny -Harry/Hermione (sometimes, if it's believeable) -Draco/Luna -Han/Leia (there are people who write Luke/Leia...EWW!) -Bastila/LightSideMaleRevan (I hate people who put Bastila with an evil Revan, or with a female Revan...again EWW!) -Sakura/Sasuke -Naruto/Hinata -Jason/Bailey (Magickers) -Katara/Zuko -Aang/Toph -Sokka/Ty Lee Favorite TV shows Heroes(I'm addicted), Naruto, Danny Phantom, Avatar: The Last Airbender. QUOTES! Me and my friends saying stuff that makes you laugh. Or not. Your choice. Linds: "That jacket is funky fresh!" Me: "What do you see?" Nikki: "Trash cans! What do you see?" Me: "Nothing! I'm near-sighted." Me: "I've been Lindsey's friend for 11 years." Nikki: "Didn't you say 12 years before?" Linds: "She shaved one off 'cause I pushed her in the pool." Linds: "Brit, how the hell is it taking so long to write 'Fox' on that card? It's three letters!" Me: "I wrote 'THE Fox'! SIX letters!" Nikki: "I'm still cold (has been repeated)" Me: "Fine! Have my sweatshirt!" Linds: (on the phone, having bought a new sweatshirt): "...and I stepped outside, and I couldn't feel any of the breeze!" Me: "Well that's f-ing great for you! I'm f-ing freezing my f-ing ass off over here!" Mr. Hodge (greatest teacher EVER): has a cat shaped phone, it rings "KITTY!" runs over, picks it up "Meow, Mr. Hodge." Mr. Hodge: "And speaking of diversity, the pope is Catholic...SURPRISE!" Senor D (tied with Mr. Hodge for greatest teacher EVER): looking in book "What kind of dresses does she wear? UNCONVENTIONAL! Like this one she's wearing now that's made out of wallpaper! looks around the room Oh, good. None of you are wearing that ugly dress. I always get afraid when I say stuff like that before looking around the rrom first. Senor D: "So tomorrow we'll do a group assignment." Lindsey: sing-song voice We don't have class tomorroooooow!" Senor D: to rest of class "...not that she's excited or anything. She's crying on the inside." Me: (Nikki and Linds sitting in an empty trash can while Steph takes a picture, laughing insanely) "Wow, this brings a whole new meaning to white trash." Mr. Hodge: (commenting on the King James Bible) "So, God talks all "shakespear-ish" and we like that, because if he didn't talk like that...well...it would be weird. If God stuck his head through your ceiling, he would probably say something like, "Didst thou do thine homework?" and you would probably answer, "No, I'm going to hell now, aren't I?"" Mr. Hodge: "Hey, it's the, uh, October month. Um, you know, the month with...October in it... Mr. Hodge: "I mean, yankee isn't really an insulting word anymore." Steve: "Yes it is!" Mr. Hodge: "Well, maybe in baseball. But if you went south and said "Hey, yankee" they wouldn't be like "UHO! Them such fighting words!"" Text to Steph from unknown person: "I wanna spend da rest of my life wid u. I want u 2 be my baby momma." 3 minutes later "My bad, wrong person." Senor D: breathes in deep "Aaaaah! I LOVE the smell of freshly cut grass in the morning! It smells like...victory...I don't know, I'm misquoting some guy. If anyone has allergies, breathe in deeply." Mr. Hodge: "Look, it's Red Bull!" Nikki: "Did it give you wings?" Mr. Hodge: "No, I didn't drink it. Some punk freshman left it out in the middle of the hall. But when I see him next period, I'll crush this can over his head. Then he'll have wings." Linds: "I can't believe I just killed that worm. I'm usually so CARING. Oh well, worms don't do anything anyway. All they do is eat dirt...WHY DO YOU NEED FIVE HEARTS TO EAT DIRT?! If anything, humans should have 5 hearts. Look at all the shit we eat! Maybe we should start eating dirt. Maybe we'll sprout 4 more. THAT'S RIGHT PEOPLE! EAT DIRT! We'll start a new revolution." (Can you see why she's my best friend?) Me: "So everybody knows what today is..." Mr. Hodge: "That's right, it's Friday the 13th. Meaning if the mouth of hell was ever to open in your basement, now would be the time." Senor D: tries to draw a dog on the board "OH MY GOD, THAT'S HORRIBLE!" erases and draws Charlie Brown with an axe in one hand and a dead dog's head in the other steps back and examines draws the dog's dead body "...HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH EVERYBODY!" Kaylen: "So I don't get what that has to do with the...OH!" Mrs. Gallo: "Yeah, I don't even try to answer her questions anymore, because after a couple of seconds, the red light goes on." Me: "Don't you mean green light?" Mrs. Gallo: "Well, with Kaylen, it could be any color. It could be a black light for all we know." Kaylen: gasp "My brother has a black light that makes everything shiny!" Mrs. Gallo: "...are you KIDDING?" |