cryptictachide bio
 Author has written 50 stories for House, M.D., Brokeback Mountain, Dead Poets Society, and Lost. Hi, I'm Ticcy. I'm cryptictac on livejournal. I often forget to update my account when I write new fic, so this account will likely be updated sporadically, and sometimes with a sudden influx of fic and then nothing again for several months. I am to fic as Mt. Vesuvius is to volcanos. Or something. I multiship, because the concept of an OTP is one I can't grasp or even see the point in. Hence, you'll find everything here from House/Wilson, House/Cuddy and House/Stacy, to House/Amber and House/Thirteen. I make vids, too. schismused on YouTube, if you're interested. Cheers for stopping by. |
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Using Me, Using You reviews
A leopard never changes its spots. Sawyer/Kate. Explicit content.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Kate, Sawyer - Complete
Dissonance reviews
Hurting Cuddy was the only way House knew how to get close to her. House/Cuddy. Explicit content.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Catatonia reviews
If things started to unravel for House back when he was shot, how far would it go? AU-ish. House/Cuddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Sensory reviews
She's everything House remembers her to be. House/Cuddy. Explicit content.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Published: 7/1/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Simple Explanation reviews
House deals, or doesn't deal, with the aftermath of Kutner's death. House and various pairings.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Demons reviews
Amber is everywhere and sees everything. House/Amber.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/1/2009 - G. House, Amber V. - Complete
Between The Sheets reviews
Wilson is a bedsheet hogger. House/Wilson. Hard R.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Conventionally Unconventional reviews
This is about the only way Thirteen and Foreman can stand House. House/Thirteen/Foreman. Explicit content.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/1/2009 - G. House, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Happy Place reviews
Where's your happy place' she asks. House/hooker. The whole House/hooker thing has always intrigued me, and this is one way I've always imagined a House/hooker scene would go.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/1/2009 - G. House - Complete
Lead You Into The Night reviews
What's the differential for a woman who says she hates her baby? House/Cuddy, House/Wilson friendship. Written for Livejournal's House Big Bang challenge. COMPLETE.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,371 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
The Art Of Proctology reviews
House bottoms for the first time, much to Wilson's burgeoning distress. House/Wilson. Explicit slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Gatecrash reviews
So, why didn't you go to the Christmas party' he asked. Post-'It's A Wonderful Lie' fic, wherein there was way too little Cuddy and this is my way of rectifying that. House/Cuddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
A Little Less Conversation reviews
All Cuddy needs from House is a little less conversation. House/Cuddy. Very explicit.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Rain, Rain, Go Away reviews
House and Cuddy spend a rainy day together. House/Cuddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Punctuality reviews
Cuddy is horny, Wilson is obedient, and House is running really damn late. House/Cuddy/Wilson. Very explicit content.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - G. House - Complete
Somnolence reviews
This is what House dreams about. House, House/Thirteen, House/Amber.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - G. House - Complete
Irreversible reviews
Kissing Wilson had been an accident. House/Wilson. Explicit slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Mambo No5 reviews
A list of people House has either slept with or wishes he could sleep with. Or wishes he hadn't slept with. House/Cuddy, House/Wilson, House/Stacy, House/Thirteen, House/Amber, House/Hooker. Explicit content.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - G. House - Complete
A Mirror For Your Disguise reviews
House sees so much of himself in Thirteen that it's terrifying. House/Thirteen.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2009 - G. House, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Just For A Little While, My Darling reviews
Ten fantasies House has. House/Wilson, House/Cuddy, House/Stacy, Wilson/Amber.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - G. House - Complete
My Girl reviews
My girl, our girl. Semantics. HouseCuddyWilson. Explicit threesome. Very explicit.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
BestKept Secrets reviews
House has a lot of secrets. Wilson is one of them. HouseWilson. Explicit slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Close The Door, Put Out The Light reviews
When Cuddy tries to help House after he's lost everything, she finds herself completely lost, too. HouseCuddy. Explicit het.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,951 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2008 - L. Cuddy, G. House - Complete
Shockwave reviews
Sequel to 'Heatwave': Cuddy goes into labour, House is still wondering what the hell he's got himself into, and Wilson gets dragged along for the ride.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Erasure reviews
There are a lot of things in his life House wishes he could erase, but Wilson isn't one of them. HouseWilson. Explicit slash. Set post 'Not Cancer' 5x02 .
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Heatwave reviews
Cuddy is heavily pregnant and House wonders what the hell he has got himself into. HouseCuddy. Sexual situations.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Running Up That Hill reviews
How fast are you willing to run towards the very thing you're hiding from? Set just after 'Meaning'. HouseWilson. Explicit slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson
Turn Off The Night reviews
House struggles with the impact the infarction has left on him, and Wilson's there every step of the way. One year post infarction, HouseWilson. Warning: Medically graphic nature intrinsic to plot, no depictions of blood, etc. New chapter added.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,484 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Stereophonic Silence reviews
Everything they do is done in silence, except Wilson isn't sure he wants it that way anymore. HouseWilson. Explicit slash and graphic content. Complete.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,265 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/20/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House
Say What Lies Between Us reviews
It’s not that House isn’t capable of being loving he’s just incapable of being loving during the moments where he’s supposed to be loving. Or caring. Or affectionate. HouseWilson. Explicit slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Symmetry reviews
Sometimes the things you do can end up happening to you. HouseWilson. Explicit slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Bananas, Red Meat and Clorox reviews
It would’ve been a random, intrusive visit like any other if it wasn’t for the plastic bag House was holding in his hand. HouseWilson. Explicit slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Channel Surfing reviews
Sex is a great way to curb boredom... right? HouseWilson. Explicit slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Scissors, Paper, Rock reviews
A short, very silly ficlet about how competitive House and Wilson can be with each other. HouseWilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/2/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Building Castles In The Sky reviews
A glimpse at life for House as a child. Gen.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/2/2006 - G. House - Complete
ThreeWord Statements In Five Stages reviews
There are many different sets of threeword statements Wilson has heard and used in his lifetime threeword statements that conjure up the very essence of the message, in three powerful yet simple words. HW. Warning: Character death.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/2/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
To Live And Let Live reviews
Neil and Todd talking in the dead of night. NeilTodd. Slash.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
Transgression reviews
Good Catholic boys don’t lust after other men. WilsonChase. Very strong homosexual themes. Very strong religious themes. Please refrain from reading if either of these offend you.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2006 - J. Wilson, R. Chase - Complete
Habits And Distractions reviews
Habits are the only things House has to distract himself from Wilson. HW. Strong references to homosexual activity.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Dark Side Of Need reviews
Seeing House like this all the time, seeing him suffer, House constantly rejecting his help. Rejecting his help like House was rejecting him. HouseWilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Murphy's Law reviews
House and Wilson are in the room when coma guy wakes up. Written for hw fest on LiveJournal.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
The House That Jack And Ennis Built reviews
A day in the life of how it could have been for Ennis and Jack. AU.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Complete
Reminisce reviews
Just like in them old days when he and Jack had nobody but each other in the haunts of Brokeback mountain.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Complete
Just As Sleep Comes reviews
It was as though House wasn’t entirely comfortable having Wilson's head resting on his leg, but wasn’t in any hurry to do anything about it, either. HouseWilson. Slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2005
Slow Hands reviews
The darkness and the stillness in the room makes James focused on Greg, on those slow hands caressing him. HouseWilson. Slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/5/2005
Baseball And Beer reviews
It was a quiet night of shared beers and a baseball game on the television, House seated by Wilson’s side on the sofa... HouseWilson, slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2005
Clocks reviews
The clock on the wall in House’s office ticks. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. HouseWilson. Warning: Character death.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/30/2005
Paper Moon reviews
Wilson is stuck in a life he wishes he could change. HouseWilson. Mild slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2005
A Life Between Us reviews
Gregory House and James Wilson, as different as they are from each other, are similiar in so many ways there is a life between them. HouseWilson. Slash. WIP.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/17/2005
