Hilarious antics on the part of Lloyd and the party with a new skit each chapter. Now with four hundred percent more spoilers!

In the final days on the Isle of Valor, people seek out Bishop Renault, the supporter, for guidance. Piece by piece he learns of his companions' story, and bit by bit he comes to grips with his own inner torment. Part VI: Harken, atoner.

Heath and Florina are shot down during battle and left behind. They catch up shortly after, but by then, they're beginning to learn more about each other than they ever knew about themselves, and mysterious forces are putting plans for them into motion.

A TOS parody. Kratos will always be better than you, Colette is a dumb blonde, Lloyd has the attention span of a gram cracker, Raine will carbon date anything and everything and poor Genis is the last of the sane.

Yes folks! It's back! The Blooper fan fic has returned! And hopefully, it's better than ever! Come and join us in Namco studios where we go behind the scenes. Just beware of the insanity inside, seriously...

The old story returns. Join Ike and company as they attempt to complete their hyper quest. Rated for safety! A new chapter is up! Read and review because I want to know how I did.

Lloyd Aurion has never been on a date in his life. So when he hears about the prom he expects not to go. But then one of the hottest girls at school asks him. But does she really like him for who he is? Colloyd, Sheelos, Gesea, Kranna, MithosxTabatha

After being plunged into debt by a prank gone awry, Master Hand leaves the Smashers to hide out on vacation. Will the world ever be the same? Chapter 18 Up!

In Chapter 32! The tactician really wants to be a duck, Serra and L’Arachel break the laws of physics—again—and everything is BRIGHTLY COLORED AND LATIN AMERICAN! Sucks for those who have a grip on a reality…yes, Erk, that means you.

Because it's not as easy as it looks. Chapter Thirty Seven: cute and insightful scenes will be forgotten, perverts will be squased, and the laws of physics will be broken.

Harken destroyed Isadora...Legault put her back together. Harken made false promises...Legault fulfilled all of his. Except one. Legault promised to always stay and now he's leaving...and may never come back. [IsadoraxLegault]

20 snippets about the going-ons at Tellius High School during the dread Finals Week.

Soren is caught in Elena's 'Why You Should Eat Right' speech and looks for ways to escape.

It is ironic that my talents lead to this. Volke's point of view.

In that village, Mio had broken her promise many times. After they escaped, she made a new promise. But can she really keep it? And what lengths will Mayu go to in order to see that she does? Set after the "Promise" ending.

a peek into a family’s life. Love without love, and angst without angst. Suspension of doubt is required. Total crack.

Full Title: Five Reasons Soren Would Not Belt "My Immortal" at the Idiotically Planned Concert, Regardless of Bribes or Extenuating Circumstances. AU band oneshot, crack. Ranulf has stupid ideas. Ike acts upon them. Soren considers it a wasted summer.

Reyson has always hated the beorc for what they have done. Some, perhaps, are trustworthy. Yet most humans, especially filthy Daeins, are not. But when a terrible accident comes his way, Reyson realizes he still as a lot to learn about the beorc. Complete

Bioshock. What must the last sane human in Rapture be thinking? A series of audio diaries recorded by Dr. Tenenbaum, following the game's storyline. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T COMPLETED THE GAME! THERE ARE MAJOR SPOILERS!

OH MY GOD! FINALLY UPDATED! REJOICE! It's the newest Skywide sensation! Tune in to see eight hopefuls compete for fame, fortune, and...Giacomo's praise? See Kalas do standup, Lyude sing, Gibari rock and Melodia, well... we don't quite know! Slightly OOC

[FE9] [Haar x Jill] It's such a warm day... and this is a nice place for a little nap.

It was briefly mentioned in The Dark Half that the hospital Thad Beaumont attended got attacked by the Crows. This isn't as brief. T for blood, gore. Oneshot.

Oneshots about the life of the characters of Path of Radiance. Some moments in life are worth being told. Several pairings. Rating may go up.

A crazier version of the battles between Sora and Sephiroth. Rated for language and blood. Let me know how this one is. Please? Update? No way...I swear, after this I'm done.

Penelo reiterates what she erudited while gallivanting around Ivalice with her five companions on their suicidal attempt to win back Dalmasca’s freedom and kick Vayne in his external genitalia.

The application form that the members of the Fire Emblem Universe have to sign before being put into a game. Somewhat comical. STILL TAKING REQUESTS. 8th contract up

Lyn doesn't like straightforward men. Or so she thinks. FE7 LynWil

Brief Summary: my sister and I were clearing the dishwasher and making stupid parodies up. THIS IS A GIFT TO SOMEONE. This is an impromptu parody that I came up with and needed a link to, so I posted it here. Full summary inside. PARODYcontains incest

Join Canas as he wanders around aimlessly to learn the secrets of everything .:and nothing:. and document it all Nigel Thornberry style!

After at least a hundred years of being called Rope Man, having to deal with the crybabies Limbo Man and Limbo Woman, and the whole being dead thing, it's pretty understandable to go a little nuts. Rated 'T' mostly for language. Chapter 16 up!

Mithos is bored, and decides to take everyone to Gaoracchia Forest for a camping trip! Can Yuan and Kratos find out how to escape? Lots of campfire stories from the whole cast! [Language]

Crazy parody of the entire game, and everyone is OOC. Can Lloyd and co. refurnish two worlds? My first fan fiction.

He tried his hardest and fought with everything he had, but it was useless. His foe was too powerful, too vicious. This was a fight that Chrono was destined to lose.

If someone had told the army that their reincarnations would be starring in a musical, they probably would have laughed. Unbeknownst to them, that's just what happened. [Featuring offstage slash, onstage het and actors who can't remember the lines.]

Why Canas is so messed up? Who the hell is the tacticion and how does he know what to do? These maybe related in some weird twited way. First Story...please keep burns at a low 40 degrees celcius.Rated T: for possible gore in the future. OC warning

You know how the Sacred Stones epilogue speaks of Ewan going on a journey? Well, you will see how his journey affects him, his party, and even other Fire Emblem Worlds. Disclaimer: I don't own Fire Emblem, NINTENDO and Intelligent Systems do.

Fatal Frame I. Before she was lost to the world as the Rope Shrine Maiden, Kirie was a clever little girl.

The FF7 group has acidentally unleashed their alter egos. Vincent is the only one who is sane enough to save them form a life of awkwardness. Can he do it? No one knows! Slight charicter bashing, for fun. ENJOY!

The tale of the twins, Eirika and Ephraim, torn from their home and forced on an epic quest. The only story with magic rocks, long lost siblings, scary monsters, and fallen empires. Well, the only one with all that, and... never mind.

Chapter 4! Sorry it's late, but better late than never and crud like that. Enter the life of Elibe's number one rockfamily! Welcome to the Reglay household! R&R and stuff :D

It's Fire Emblem 8: the Sacred Stones...starring the cast of Fire Emblem 7? Officaly back from the dead. Ch 5X: Why is this a Gaiden level anyway?

A new fire emblem idea. Details in the prologue since it's hard to describe it like this.

A collection of oneshots from POR. If you have any requests for a pairing or main character, please leave a review. Actually, if you like it please leave a review.

The Chosen of Sylvarant's hatred is no longer just a matter of taste after this, an encounter with an infernal foodstuff.

Trapped and knowing death is near, she longs for wings like the butterflies, but knows she can't have them now. As she searches bleakly for an escape, she remembers the past and what could have been...

The story of Chitose Tachibana, from before her brothers' ritual, to after the Repentance, until the end of the game.

What if TOS had been in the modern day? Kratos is the next darth vader, Colette is a cheerleader, Genis is a hippie, Lloyd is a hopeless loser, and Nosihe is a car!

Sothe plays matchmaker. He bets he can find a girlfriend for Volke in one week. His allies: Tormod and a good deal of cunning. Pairing: find out!

Oh, Martel, say it isn't so... [remiel drabble]

[Pre Tower Drabble] ...Just how many times did Lloyd suffer head trauma as a child? Kratos might know...

Chris doesn't like irony. At all. [drabble, short story, coarse language]

This is my first Fatal Frame 2 fiction, and my first attempt to do so in 1st person. Sorry but i was told to practice it. This is just focusing on Seijiro, from his arrival to his death in All God's village. Please be nice and read and review!chap 3 up!

Inspired by Sentence 36 of Lizzy Rebel's Adrift drabble collection. Zihark x Illyana

FE7 ficlet written as a response to a challenge made on LJ. Farina keeps Hector up at night with her fussing over her choice of weaponry, and before long they find themselves debating the weapon triangle.

Hidden away, lost forever. Or so they thought...LyudeXMizuti. Giftfic for Kayi Rowling. Crappy summary. Yay.

COMPLETED! Sequel to Blood Links, and offical starter of the Fantasy Series. Giga Bowser is freed...and that's just the start of the smashers' problems! With a dark plan as mysterious as himself, can the smashers save their planet from the giant's claws?

The characters from Tales of Symphonia decide to record the chronicles of their great adventure. Follows the whole game's synopsis.

Tales of Symphonia, with a screwed plot. Rated T just to be safe, and for possible later swears. My first fic!

Do you like insanity of the random form? Then read this one, filled with random skits about blowing up things, how to wage battle the right and wrong way, classes for everyne from the vocally challenged to the nonassertive, and everything random humor is.

Isadora has never quite gotten over her first love...and possibly never will. But times have changed and she's willing to forget...if only it was that easy. And perhaps someone will ease her away...and make her heart whole.

Daniella never could stand her own reflection.

A Fire Emblem Rekka no Ken fanfic. Consider this fanfic full of spoilers for the game, especially for the support conversations. Incomplete.

A normal man, a wandering old philosopher with a love for life, is jailed by the Black Fang.

She KNOWS how I feel, she must...How could she?

We discover another side of Lloyd. Strictly humor.

IT'S DONE! A murderer stalks the smashers, using killing to destroy his fears. Can the smashers identify the murderer before it's too late? Or shall all the links unravel...? T for deaths and language.

A collection of one shots about different people stealing Yuan's cape. This is just for fun. Please don't take it seriously. MAJOR INSANITY! CHAPTER 7 NOW UP! R&R!

This is a series of short stories about the Fire Emblem games. They will cover romance, gore, violence, death, love, friendship, and anything else I can think of. Some will be long, some will be short and some will be poems. Please enjoy.

Reyson has angered Soren, and Soren is out to get revenge! Rated because of language. Path of Radiance SPOILERS! Please review! Last chapter is up!

Spoilers inside for different characters. Only FE 8 and 9 though. Review, or don't I'm not sure that I care. I would put Emotional, but that's not a genre category. SPOILERS! NO LONGER TAKING REQUESTS!

When the mind heals, some things, like love and affection, may seem new. A young Albatross considers this as she watches from afar... and the question she longs to ask. Originally a RM oneshot, now expanding slowly to more chapters. R&R. Serenity spoilers

DRABBLE! When Sain returns late home one night from questionable activities, Florina has to confront them. But some boys just never grow up.

The story of the doomed Kiryu twins, from before their ritual to the Repentance. Also learn who the Tsuchihara twins are.

Muarim had never had even a single penny to give her, although sometimes he wished he did.

Fire Emblem never had such a sarcastic viewpoint! New chapter FINALLY up. R&R. This means you.

Maybe if you said you loved me just once, Mother, it would make me consider not leaving you. Even if it was just another lie. [ninocentric]

PoR Her simple answer seemed to clarify everything. This is my first fic! ElinciaxIke

Eliwood and co have gathered for a reunion at Castle Ostia. While Nino and Erk try to help each other through relationship problems, with some unwanted assistance from the others, chaos ensues. Oh, and bandits attack at some point. Gotta love the bandits.

Calvin doesen't want to be the Head Journalist of the school paper...until he leans of the 1st amendment. Please R&R.

Ike goes to the super market to buy chocolate. What twisted, evil things will happen to him there? Final chapter up!

Here comes the promotion. Sing, skies, sing. [guycentric]

Miyuki always hoped her children would be normal. It just never worked out that way.

[Rekka no Ken, crack!pairing] oh, to see her smile

Oneshot. The chosen four rarely have time to relax and contemplate during their journey. This story explores what Jeff and Ness are thinking about at two specific moments during the War on Giygas.

When we can simply ignore our suspicions without consequence, why should we ever try to prove them? LouisexPent, sorta.

Change of title, it's still the 10 commandments. I'm back, and I give you...CHAPTER 19: Siblings!

Melee. Marth accidentally starts a food fight in a fancy restaurant. Every customer begins chasing him. From there, the chase gets crazy. Run Marth! Run for your life!

This is just a poem about Renault I wrote the other day and decided to put on here.

Since there were no character endings for Path of Radiance, I decided to create one. Random Pairings. Prequel to the second war twenty years later.

Trilogy Complete! Third and final chapter up. Summary: Did she say she could eat five meals... or five unsuspecting birdies...? Title: Reminiscing Inside You

A humor fic that takes place after the events of Xenosaga Episode II. When Dark Professor creates the Uber Dark Erde kaiser it's up to our heroes namely KOSMOS & co. to save the universe!... again.

Are you really human? she asked again. He stared over the water, seemingly pondering that very question. A first pairing. Rated T, just to be on the safe side.

FE 9. Titania thinks. He is like his father in nearly every way.

How many Fire Emblem people does it take to change a light bulb? Read and see.

Gibari takes the gang on a big fishing trip. What could go wrong? What kind of crazyness will they have to endure? Knowing me, it'll be a lot... R&R Please!

Or That Cooking Fic with a Lot of Titles. This is a random bout of insanity. Count on seeing Raine's cooking, Cruxis flashbacks, Yuan acting like an idiot, and the so called bonding times of the HEROES of the Kharlan War. YC

Takes place in Caelin! Kent pulls a 72Hr. watch shift, Sain plans a Birthday party for his horse, Marcus goes hunting, AND the one and only League of Random Axefighers! Randomness and OOCness all around!

What happened when Zelos's mother was murdered on that snowy winter day in Meltokio?

Pent and Louise dabble in the art of matchmaking, only to have it end in disaster.

Crappy title, I know. This is my take on how Kratos told Anna he loved her. Just one thing... He can't find the courage to utter the word 'Love' in front of her, or even say it while thinking about her. He substitutes it with a heart but, will she get it?

As the war of the stones continues, Tethys realizes that war is much worst than anyone could have ever expected. Fire Emblem 8, Death Fic. Rated for blood, gore, and descriptive violence. No swearing, shonen or sex.

FE7 A true story about why Hector is so low level in my file...at the last chapter. Part One in a series called Fire Emblem Follies, true stories about my mistakes in Fire Emblem. Rated for language.

Kent/Florina. Yes, I said Florina. Kent always helped those in need, man or woman alike. When Florina's legs were weak, he carried her home, but in the end it was her who held him up.

Before, during, and after the quest to defeat Nergal, everyone finds themselves caught in a moment. A collection of oneshots based on various pairings and situations. Please see inside for summaries of each chapter. R&R sil vous plais.

[ERKxSERRA] Oneshot. ERk get's poisoned and Serra comes in to save him. But when Erk finds Serra he insults her? Read to find out! Review to make me happy...

The nightmare is over, but is it possible to live on with the scars? Fatal Frame III, MAJOR spoilers, as it is postgame. Rated T for later chapters. Chapter 4 is now up.

Now my heart is heavy because I realize that my thoughts will be lost when I am gone.' This is a tale told from straight from the journal of the Tattooed Priestess. Slightly AU, but mostly based on video game canon.

OneShot Its a little cute story about Serra and Erk. Serra wants to be alone to deal with her pain, but a certain purple hair Sage won’t let her. Bad summary. Just judge the story for yourself.

Dan is no ordinary tactician. With his mysteriously obtained player's guide, he can do anything...except kill off that darned Marcus. This is my first fic ever, please R&R! The final chapter is up! Who will make it ut alive?

Just how powerful IS Saleh, anyway? Oneshot. [AU, Sacred Stones]

See Matthew as a blackmarketer, Raven as a king, and Lucius in mad monky mode all to answer the question: WHO IS THE FIRE EMBLEM IDOL?

EliwoodLyn. A short story in which bets are made, rock paper scissors attains an entertaining new twist, and two good friends cross a few lines and become rather embarrassed.

Every kid has his or her day, so to speak. This is what happens when it comes for Nils. Rated for being suggestive and for language.

[Complete!] Tripping over your own shoe every ten minutes is one thing. But when you walk, unharmed, away from a mishap that should have killed you, people begin to get a little suspicious...

Ever have a story that's stuck in your head and won't go away until you write it?...Yeah...I was having a moment like that. R&R please, and no flames...

Kratos has returned to Symphonia several years after the game! Unfortunately, he has been turned into a kitten! What'll happen when he encountered everything from Noishe to Catnip? And what about when Lloyd and the others find out?

Paine never knew who her father was, and believed that they had never met. But they had, and a certain black mage was one of the few witnesses, and the only person who knows who Paine's father really was. In game Oneshot

Ness and his posse finally get a well deserved vacation. It seems however that action, adventure, and random blue faced enemies follow them wherever they go. A light, breezy fic, like Summers itself.

The stories on how some of the ghosts died. I may get into FF2 later, but for now it'll be ghosts from the first one. Chapter 5 added Koji Ogata!

The entirety of FE8 Abridged. It is a parody of the entire game. Oh yes, and I failed to mention that this is indeed a oneshot.

This is a full novelization of Final Fantasy 6. Join Terra and The Returners, whose mission to overthrow a threatening Empire turns into a life-altering, world-shattering adventure. Complete & Uncut.

Chapter 2 up! It's about Chitose! I might rewrite it, I had a lil' writers block.

this a poem that God inspired. I love how it turned out and I hope you do to. Not only is it good it is something that I hope makes you realize how great God is.Plus it makes you realize that the ruler and creator of the world wants to talk to YOU!

What happens when Eliwood decides to hold a big Christmas party for all his friends? Chaos, that's what. Has very little to do with the eggnog or cool hats

From inside the mansion during the masacre

[One-shot] Renault-centric. "This is my atonement, milady... we all have to repent a little."

Anonymous love letter. Multiple, unintended recipients. Chaos. Complete.