Michael McDoesn'texisthide bio
 Author has written 25 stories for Overwatch, Assassin's Creed, Far Cry, Doki Doki Literature Club, Fortnite, Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, Hellsing, Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, Team Fortress 2, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Beastars/ビースターズ, Hazbin Hotel, IT, and RWBY. DEATH IS NOT INFINITE THE PURPOSE OF LIVING IS TO SUFFER CONSUME THY B A T H S A L T S Michael McDoesn'texist: PhD in Memeology, Leader of the Big PP Gang, autistic AF and professional shitposter. If you wanted quality... then what the fuck are you doing here? If for some reason you read my carefully crafted crackfics, please feel free to leave a review stating what emotions went through you while reading, because to be honest, even I don't have the faintest idea what I'm doing. Stay cool my dudes and dudettes. And don't forget your offerings to the Elder Gods of Awesomeness. |
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Gumball's Balls Delve Into Deep Holes by Kream45 reviews
Gumball and Darwin discover the dark truth about Nicole's past. It turns out that their mom was actually sent by Satan to destroy at least a large portion of the world's population. They need to stop her at any cost, otherwise everything will be lost.
Amazing World of Gumball - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2018 - Gumball W., Darwin W., Nicole W. - Complete
Mario Brings Devastation Upon His Friends by Kream45 reviews
Mario finds a powerful weapon, capable of destroying anything in its path. While it doesn't seem like a good idea, Mario being a retard takes the sword and decides to try it out on his friends.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2017 - Mario, Peach, Daisy, Rosetta/Rosalina - Complete
All shall know who and what I truly am by SareBear96 reviews
Kenny McCormick has been keeping secrets her whole life. But what will she do when one of her secrets is revealed by Butters? And how is Cartman involved in her curse? Could this finally be her chance to make everyone believe her, once and for all? Bunny Kyman Stendy Dip One-sided Style Slight Creek Warning- In this Fanfic Kenny is a girl! THIS FIC HAS BEEN ABANDONED, SORRY GUYS.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,407 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Horror Friends by Jitterbug15 reviews
What life would be like if Michael Myers, Jason, Freddy, and Ghostface all lived together rated T for language, R&R
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,015 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012
How to train your Assassin by rivendellelve reviews
Ever wanted to have your own assassin? This simple guide will help you deal with the most common problems concerning assassins.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
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Ruby reviews
Ruby
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20 - Ruby R. - Complete
Team RWBY goes to IKEA reviews
The girls go on an exciting adventure looking for a new bunk bed in the local IKEA. Wacky hijinks are sure to ensue.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Christmas Charity Work reviews
Legosi, Haru and Louis participate in some charity work for the holidays, in order to make sure the less fortunate also have a pleasant Christmas. Rated M because you really shouldn't be reading this lol.
Beastars/ビースターズ - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2019 - [Legosi, Haru, Louis] - Complete
The online adventures of Pennywise reviews
Pennywise discovers the wonders of the internet. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? :))))
IT - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2019 - Complete
Hell's Kitchen reviews
Niffty asks Alastor if he could find someone to help her in the kitchen. And with the help of an obscure bureau, Alastor finds the perfect candidate for her. Rated M because what else?
Hazbin Hotel - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2019 - Alastor, Angel Dust, Charlie, Nifty - Complete
Legosi looks for Haru reviews
Pretty self explanatory to be honest.
Beastars/ビースターズ - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2019 - Legosi, Louis, Haru - Complete
King Crimson Requiem reviews
Giorno is attacked by Diavolo, who manages to get hold of the Arrow, resulting in a terrifying evolution of an already terrifying Stando.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/16/2019 - Giorno G. - Complete
Killer Queen's Fourth Bomb reviews
A theory about what other bomb Killer Queen could have received, backed up by real scientific evidence, based on accounts with real serial killers with magic fight ghosts and hand fetishes.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2019 - Josuke H., Yoshikage K. - Complete
Offensive Spy reviews
BLU Spy is about to make the lives of his teammates rather difficult. Will the other members of the BLU team be able to keep everything PC? Or will they turn to the Dark Side as well?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2019 - Demoman, Heavy, Pyro, Spy - Complete
Game of the Year reviews
I have no hope left for the human race.
Fortnite - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/19/2018 - Complete
Don't read this, it's dumb reviews
In this short, inspirational story, Red Guy tries to overcome his fears as he tries to introduce his Fursona to his friends. Will they accept him for who he is? Or will things change forever?
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/24/2018 - Harry, Manny, Robin - Complete
Alucard gets fired reviews
Through a series of unfortunate events, Alucard may risk being fired from the Hellsing organisation. Will he be able to convince Sir Integra to let him stay?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2018 - Alucard, Integra, Seras, Walter - Complete
The Badass Knight of the Kingdom reviews
Marco is a badass knight who rescues Star in two chapters and goes back to Earth and bangs all the girls in school
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2018 - Star B., Marco D. - Complete
Marco's Girls reviews
In this multi-chaptered story, Marco will critically look at all the girls he has been shipped with in order to decide who is the best girl for him to be with. Rated M for explicit themes and mature absurdity.
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 2/13/2018 - Marco D. - Complete
Fortnight out reviews
A short story about one of the heroes who is out to become Victor Royale by all means necessary.
Fortnite - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2018 - OC - Complete
Reaper's gonna reap reviews
In this short story, Reaper tries to cope with some serious things. Will he be able to control himself? Rated T for once. Variety is the spice of life.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/16/2018 - Angela Z./Mercy, Hanzo S., G. Reyes/Reaper, Sombra/Olivia C. - Complete
Doki Doki IKEA trip reviews
The four girls travel to IKEA for some furniture. That's what happens, really.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Monika, Natsuki, Sayori, Yuri - Complete
Ajay's Amazing Adventure reviews
Ajay finds out he wants to see more of the world and thus he gears up and looks for all the hot babes in Kyrat.
Far Cry - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Ajay G., Yuma L., Noore N., Amita - Complete
Assassin Party reviews
All of the Assassins gather for a wild party! Friendships will be made, hearts will be broken and people will be offended in this quality shitpost by yours truly.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 11/1/2017 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Ezio A., Haytham K. - Complete
The new leader of Masyaf reviews
After Altaïr beats his former master Al Mualim, he seizes control of Masyaf. Will he be a responsible leader? Probably not...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/14/2017 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Tracer watches too many horror movies reviews
Our most beloved british girl learns that her passion may come with not-so-nice consequences. Rated M because duh.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2017 - Complete
Mercy is old reviews
In this emotionally deep story, Mercy tries to face something every human being has to face at some point in their life. Rated M because the subject of this story might get you thinking about deep stuff, such as the meaning of life, or why Italian food is so damn delicious.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2017 - Angela Z./Mercy, Mako R./Roadhog, Akande O./Doomfist - Complete
Mei's revenge reviews
Hatred can be a powerful thing. It can make a seemingly innocent person do something terrible. Rated M for some mild violence and perhaps a naughty word.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2017 - Mei - Complete
Reaper's concert reviews
"Music is universal. Everybody and everything can understand it. That's the beauty of it!" Reaper said softly while on stage.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2017 - Angela Z./Mercy, G. Reyes/Reaper - Complete
Roadhog's one and only reviews
A short story filled to the brim with genuine romance. Literature at its finest. (Ok, no not at all)
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2017 - Angela Z./Mercy, Hanzo S., Mako R./Roadhog, Genji S. - Complete
