My name is Ryan.
I am comfortably fruity.
My boyfriend's name is awesome. On his birth certificate, it's Parkin.
I have an older sister at Harvard.
My mom is a nurse.
My dad is a lawyer.
I want to be an archaeologist.
Damien Rice is better than your paltry musicians.
Kiri Te Kawana is an awesome singer.
I play the piano like a pro.
I can also play the flute, but not as well.
I have broken my left arm six times.
I love to draw, but I'm bad at it.
My dog's name is Francesco. He is a whippet. He's better than your dog.
I have been described as "terminally cheerful". Which I am.
I am a doormat.
Je parle un petite francais, mais je deteste la langue, et aussi mon professor, M. Boyer.
My favorite book is Beowulf.
I am the drummer in a band called Thom Brokenblood.
We're really terrible, but we have fun.
I am allergic to walnuts.
I have a six-pack.
I love writing House fanfiction. House-Wilson forever, BITCH!

Oh, and...

I live outside Chicago in a neat little town called Wilmette.

I am a boy.