LaniLaniDuckhide bio
 Author has written 9 stories for Glee, Harry Potter, and Phantom of the Opera. Hi, I'm Lani. This is my basically defunct fanfic profile. I'm keeping all my old stuff up here, but everything I've written since 2013-ish is on my A03 account, and I don't intend to post or update anything on here anymore. You can follow me to A03 for sad superheroes, or feel free to stay here in this weird remnant of my past. Thank you to the people who stop by, who read and send me bits of appreciation. I still get email notifications for reader activity and it's super sweet. Have a good day! |
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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7834 - Favs: 8,475 - Follows: 7,853 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
The Source of Our Power by Chazzam reviews
Klaine AU set in the BtVS 'verse. Blaine Anderson is the only boy ever called to be a Slayer. He already feels like an outsider, but when he meets his new Watcher it seems that things can only get worse. IT'S OK IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN BUFFY-INFO PAGE POSTED!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,634 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Well I'm Sorry I Can't Afford a Ferrari by bdrake07 reviews
"We aren't exactly rolling in dough, if you know what I mean." "Well of course not," Wes says. "That would mean you were bakers." Kurt/Blaine. Rated T for Language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Silence, Schemes, and Potentially Shattered Dreams by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Sometimes beautiful things break. The question is can two - perhaps stubborn - people find their way back to each other without a little help?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,799 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Knife Going In by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Blaine put the past behind him, telling Kurt to have the courage he couldn't. But the worst happened anyway, and Kurt is left broken. Now Blaine has to pick up the pieces, but if he couldn't have the courage three years ago, how can he do it now? Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,966 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Truth, Love, and Evolution by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
A love story, told in moments... Romance, Humor, Friendship, Fluff, Angst, and everything else.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 84,186 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
To Fly With You by particularly good finder reviews
The tragic, untold love story of two birds from different worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hedwig, Pavarotti - Complete
Through the Eyes of the Observer by klemonademouth reviews
During the day, a barista saw a lot of things- people arguing on cellphones, sappy couples, people getting their heartbroken, people getting proposed to. All stages of love, out on display for the world to see, if it so chose. Klaine. Coffeeshop fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
How to Woo Someone In Five Simple Steps by particularly good finder reviews
Kurt and Santana are not friends; they are partners in crime. And they will do anything to make sure they both end up with the people they love. Brittana. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Santana L., Kurt H. - Complete
Trapped by L'esprit reviews
In which Blaine and Kurt get stuck in an elevator, and Blaine was really just planning on playing a game. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Have Youself A Merry Little Christmas by HXCQAFFAN1998 reviews
When Blaine leaves Kurt alone with Mr. Shu, trouble arises. One shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Clueless by A Phrase That Cuts These Lips reviews
Five times Blaine should have kissed Kurt, and one time he did. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
From the Desk of The Fourth Writer by helloclaude reviews
A complete re-write of episode 2x10, this time with more Dalton, more Jesse, and less plot holes. Also, Christmas spirit.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,015 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Complete
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'm fine, really by Alice in Wonderless Land reviews
Kurt is indescribably lonely, but his wounds are slowly healing thanks to a friend. Kurt/Blaine Klaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,018 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Sleepovers, Sex, and Stolen Kisses by particularly good finder reviews
In which the boys plays Call of Duty, the girls talk too much, Wes gets more than he bargained for, and Blaine has a pretty terrible night.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
School Spirit by Trunks lil' sis reviews
Kurt had managed to tell Blaine just about everything before his transfer to Dalton, except one extra curricular activity that had made him a bit infamous at McKinley High.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Friends, Family, and Food, Glorious Food by particularly good finder reviews
In which Wes and David mooch, Blaine tags along, Finn makes new friends, Grandma Hummel preaches, and Kurt just wants some pie; this is a Hummel-Hudson Thanksgiving to remember.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by helloclaude reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 142 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Very Potter Dream by LuvMeSumGlee reviews
Kurt gets sick and in his fever-induced dream, it's time to Get Back to Hogwarts, where all the Glee kids know Blaine's cool
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Secret Agents by DustyDreams reviews
If Blaine is going to gush about Kurt, it should be at Kurt. This, at least, is how his best friends feel after three weeks of the non-stop Hummel network.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Couch Talk by DumbHumanLikeYou reviews
Burt Hummel comes home from work to find his son asleep in the lap of a boy he never met. Klaine crushing from Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Blaine A., Burt H. - Complete
kerrigan & lowdermilk can write our soundtrack by helloclaude reviews
Kurt and Blaine's relationship, as set to music by Kait Kerrigan and Brian Lowdermilk.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Pause by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine's got this weird window of time in the afternoons where he invites Kurt over to watch movies. Because he and Kurt are just friends. Kurt definitely doesn't have feelings for him. There's no way. :::Oneshot, Blaine/Kurt, HP jokes:::
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Six Weeks by LittleWords reviews
If she and Jim still spoke, he'd probably find it funny that the sight of someone eating his old lunch at his old desk made her physically ill. PB&J.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,590 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 4/1/2008
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 3,128 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Cruise by Shaneener reviews
Jim and Pam win a cruise from a radio contest, although whether it turns out the way they both hope, neither are sure. AU Season Two. Mostly JAM.
Office - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008
When Your Wheels Stop Turning by SombraAlma reviews
Pam and Jim, post ep to Goodbye, Toby. "She is disappointed in this whole night, in the buildup of anticipation that's come to no fruition, in herself for expecting."
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Something's Gone Wrong by siriuswriter reviews
With summer coming on, more and more writers are composing those... what are they called again? Fan-chics? At any rate, our staff and students at Hogwarts inevitably undergo some Changes at this time, and this Meeting to evaluate them is worse than ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Jam are the Office Block Persecution Affinity by HalloweenJack138 reviews
In which Jim declares the office an independent and self ruling nation, Dwight launches a counter revolution, a national bird is chosen, Jim goes mad with power, things fall apart, come to an end, and Pam and Jim have a rather nice conversation about tea.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,433 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
Problems With Pokemon by Veronica Catherine Richards reviews
A Jigglypuff and a Pikachu get aboard the Starship Enterprise.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/1999
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Not Yours reviews
Santana doesn't want to own up to her mistakes. But she also doesn't want to lose Brittany forever. It's all very complicated. Brittana, with some Klaine on the side.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,528 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Unexpected reviews
What does Harry deal with after the war? PTSD? NAH. THE GAY. EWE, more serious than it sounds. This might be it or I might write more. Not sure yet. Sorry. SLASH. DRARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
What Even reviews
I'm sorry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Punjab Lasso reviews
Harry goes back to Hogwarts- only to discover a strange mirror leading to somewhere new. He gathers the gang. Wacky times ensue. But is there something else going on? Crack!fic. Like, really crack!fic. Written pre-DH. Slash?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P.
The Evolution Of Kurt's Pants reviews
Kurt was a snazzy dresser. That was something Blaine noticed from the very beginning, even when they were just friends. Oneshot random Klaine fluff. Post Original Songs.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Not Until It Was You reviews
Blaine and Kurt cuddle. Blaine muses over a few things. Post Original Song tiny fic that is MADE of fluff.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Thoughts That Are Silly And Have To Do With Love reviews
Blaine may have just said he was oblivious and left it at that, but there was a lot going on in his head. Post Silly Love Songs, Oneshot, COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Man, That Kiss Would Last Foreeeeeever reviews
Kurt remembers when Blaine took his hand and led him to the Warbler's performance, taking a shortcut. He remembers the floating feeling of running with him. He finds out later that's due to the magic powers of the infamous slow-motion hallway of Dalton.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,576 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Month, A Week, And Three Days reviews
"Why does everyone take me seriously when I talk about that?" Kurt mused. "My Step-Brother, my Dad, my-" he stumbled over his words for a second. "-Blaine." He finished lamely, his cheeks turning quickly to a rosy, adorable pink.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
