Three not quite Heroes find themselves in Konohagakure and end up acting as mentors, friends and family to the number one knuckle headed ninja, raising him to be the next man to have a flee on sight order. But can these Anti-heroes escape their pasts? We shall see.

Asuma never thought of himself as role model material, sensei material sure but he never thought anyone was going to pick up any of his habits. That is, until Naruto did. In which a change in teams and role models leads Naruto to take up an unexpected side hobby, vaping.

Naruto's training had been actively sabotaged by almost all of his teachers. That's why when he had his head lopped off in his first real fight nobody was surprised. People were surprised instead by Naruto's speedy recovery and the abilities that came with it.

Harry had almost always enjoyed new things. Not a lot tended to change when he lived with the Dursleys so new things tended to be good, like school, but Harry wasn't sure he liked this new ghoul thing. In which Harry takes a "trip" to Japan and ends up becoming a half ghoul.