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Joined 10-20-17, id: 9886705, Profile Updated: 01-09-18
Author has written 1 story for RWBY.

Hello! Profiles are very finicky, so this is at least the fourth time I've had to write it. And I don't even remember what I wrote! Oh well, here's my story.

Age: Why do you care? Oh well, fifteen.

Gender: Female. What did you expect, attack helicopter?

Interests: Sci-fi, fantasy, ANIME, videogames, basically everything normal people don't like. And I hate things normal people like. Usually, that is. Also, I love dank memes. And yuri. Yuri is love. Yuri is life.

Favorite Music: I saw this as a category on a lot of other profiles, BUT WHY THOUGH!? That's my new catchphrase, by the way. I invented it approximately two hours ago. Back to music, I have weird taste. Dubstep, (but not too loud, I have very sensitive ears) stuff in lots of different languages (mainly English, of course, but I do find some anime openings to have a cool tune and I do occasionally listen to K-Pop if it's actually good... which it is more often than in English at least.) I can't listen to songs that don't have any real meaning unless they aren't supposed to have one, and with modern American society being the way it is, most music is focused on romance, which is okay in small amounts, but I wish that there were more artists out there that covered more important topics. (that aren't really emo)

Favorite Shows: RWBY is my all time fave, but Fairy Tail has a special place in my heart. Found randomly on Netflix one day, I started to watch it (not knowing it was TV-14, but I really didn't care. Parents did though, and I hid the fact that I watched it until about a year ago) and I loved the way it represented friendship and the way that it can be more of a family than actual family, and the added chaos is always a plus. Also, Kill la Kill has a special place as well, as it was something of an experiment. As soon as I watched the first episode (and even before I finished it) it confirmed my hypothesis/fear: I was approximately as straight as a spaghetti noodle. A cooked one, not an uncooked one. So really not straight. I think I knew the whole time, but it really took six months from there to really accept it. Lucky Star is also great, and my account itself is based on the true otaku godess, Konata Izumi!

Alignment: Eh? This ain't D&D pal. Oh well, Chaotic Neutral. I care about my friends more than anything, and rules are really just meant to be broken. If someone tells me not to do something, I automatically do it. Hence why I am on this website in the middle of my Physical Science class. Use the Tor browser if you want to get past firewalls, download it on a computer that doesn't have a firewall and then after unloading all the extra files and getting it to work on that computer, you can take all the files and smack 'em onto a flash drive. Open the browser, and although it is a little slower, you can get past the firewall with ease! Oh yeah, this was supposed to be about alignment... I get off topic often, as I am extremely scatterbrained.

Things I plan to write: RWBY fanfics sound fun, but I also have an idea for an original story that has been brewing for some time! Hint: lesbians.

My Entire Life Story: This is just overkill! I mean really, BUT WHY THOUGH!? There's my catchphrase! Yeah! But overall, my life isn't the best of lives, but it sure isn't the worst either! Somewhat overbearing parents caused me to become gasp curious! That's dangerous, especially with the internet... as I later found out.

Top Ships: KonaKaga (Konata X Kagami, Lucky Star), White Rose (Ruby X Weiss, RWBY), Bumblebee (Blake X Yang, RWBY) and quite a few more that I can't really remember. Just insert a yuri ship here, I guess.

Catchphrase: BUT WHY!?

I might add some stuff later, so just ask, I guess.

Well, I hope to see you in my stories! And all input is welcome, positive or negative, as long as its only purpose isn't only just to be mean. Plz no bulli.

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Lusus Naturae by fireflame789 reviews
Evolution has always been thought of as progress. This is how we have entire cities- kingdoms full of people. Evolution has always been enough for us. But what if it hasn't? What if we need another jump start? With a little science and the knowledge of Grimm, this should progress human evolution, right? Takes place during Volume 1. T because... you'll figure it out.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 153,031 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 6/5/2017
Growing Closer by N30S reviews
[-M-Rating mainly for safety later on-] Kagami and Konata were good friends since the very beginning, but as they spend more and more time together after Konata raised her own death flag by agreeing to teach Kagami how to cook, they became even better, or rather best friends. As time passed, new and different feelings became part of their friendship that changed everything.
Lucky Star - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 439,630 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 5/1/2016 - [Konata I., Kagami H.] [Tsukasa H., Miyuki T.]
Golden eyes by Saharet reviews
What started as an "innocent" trip to the strip club orchestrated by team SSSN turned into something much bigger. Yang now remembers those smoldering golden eyes, and this fated meeting burned in her mind will become their salvation. For both of them. AU Bees and OOC Adam
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,663 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/14/2019 - Published: 8/24/2016 - [Yang X.L., Blake B.] Adam T., Team SSSN - Complete
Brighter by y8ay8a reviews
It took that three day mission away from Beacon Academy, but if Yang looked back on the last months, their relationship was probably bound to change sooner or later. - Bumbleby smut. Starts in between V2 and V3, follows events of V3. May very well be continued with V5.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 180,821 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 6/21/2019 - Published: 9/17/2016 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.]
Blind by Darkbring3r reviews
Ruby and Weiss are single on Valentine's day. At the coaxing of Yang, they both download an app that automatically pairs them with an anonymous person to talk to, both of them unaware that the other had done the same. Two single girls talking to a random person online. What's the worst that could happen? Future WhiteRose story. Cover image done by Terkontar.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,803 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 2/16/2017 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.]
Childhood Crush by TheFuriousWolf reviews
Miku and Luka are both orphans and best friends. they get separated one day but Luka promises that they'll meet each other again one day. but after ten years the two are the world's famous super stars and what happens when the two are suppose to work together and they don't recognize one another? Summary sucks I know but give it a shot, YURI rated M for future chapters and cursing.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,404 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/18/2018 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Miku H., Luka M.
Operation Family Bonds by xXIyra16Xx reviews
Sequel to Operation White Rose. It has been 3 months since Ruby and Weiss confessed their feelings to one another and they believe its time to tell their parents that they are together. Will family bonds be shattered? Or will they become stronger than ever before? Read and find out. RWBY belongs to Monty Oum. Rated T but may change later on.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,735 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 2/21/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.]
CrossRoads by Byepolarbear reviews
She was happy. She had to be happy. Everything was so perfect. She had no other choice but to be happy. But, if she was happy, then why could she never say aloud that she was happy. And why did this girl make her feel so not-happy. This was all terribly confusing
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,404 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 8/15/2017 - [Weiss S., Ruby R.] Yang X.L.
Testosterone Boys Harlequin Girls by Lavits Dragoon reviews
Its senior year at Beacon high for Blake, Sun, and Yang. The senior prom is almost upon them, and one is hiding a closely guarded secret. Things get pretty hectic and complicated for two of them after they decide to go to a late night party celebrating their senior year. Friendships will be tested and so will love as teenage hormones expose feelings that laid buried. Real world Au.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,905 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/27/2017 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] Ruby R., Sun W. - Complete
Out There by sortacrazi reviews
An introverted journalist leaves home to party with her friends. She meets Yang, a boisterous bartender with a spunk streak, and the attraction is immediate. This is filth. Smut. Plot. Bumbleby.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,836 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/7/2016 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.]
A Brawler's Guide to Love by Mr. Blender reviews
In which Yang finds herself smitten with her calm, cool best friend. That was the easy part. Now, her only problem is how to work up the guts to tell her that...
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,701 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 2/21/2016 - [Yang X.L., Blake B.] Ruby R.
I Know You Wouldn't Hurt Me by TheFuriousWolf reviews
Everyone fears doing it in the beginning, Miku especially. she beat herself up for not giving as much as she's receiving from her girlfriend Luka who only thinks of her happiness. after a eventful day at school. she finally decides to face her fears and give herself entirely to Luka. (Now complete because I can't write) YURI! LEMON! (with slight comedy)
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,605 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Miku H., Luka M. - Complete
Do I Really Deserve You? by TheFuriousWolf reviews
Luka and Miku are a couple and Miku's a world known pop star they keep their relationship secret from the world but that's hard when the tealette always insists on doing something in the middle of a concert where anyone can come through the door. Luka's concerned she's not worthy of Miku, and Miku gets jealous easily when a certain eggplant is near HER Luka. YURI, LEMON YBW!
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Miku H., Luka M. - Complete
I'm Sorry! by TheFuriousWolf reviews
'There is no chance I'm letting her leave on a three month world tour without me apologizing! Damn it' Miku runs to catch Luka before she goes on a world tour. can she make it in time? and what promise does she make that might lead to pleasurable things in the future? I suck at Summary's so.. enjoy. YURI! FIRST LEMON! (have been rated M for second chapter)
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Miku H., Luka M. - Complete
Beyond Friendship by DoubleBoxEven reviews
A powerful storm hits, but that won't stop Konata from trying to have some fun. Konami
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 166,694 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kagami H., Konata I. - Complete
When it Falls reviews
In an alternate Remnant with no magic or semblances, peace filled the world until the Grimm appeared, causing an apocalyptic world to be formed where people are willing to do anything to survive. Death and destruction run rampant, and in order to bring peace to the world once more, Hunters and Huntresses must band together to eradicate the Grimm from the face of Remnant for good.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,396 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/1/2018 - Published: 11/20/2017 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
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