Lauren: Erik...

Erik: what now?

Lauren: you got something on your face.

~points to own face to show erik~

Erik: Here?

Lauren: nooooo ~moves to a different spot~

Erik: Here?

Lauren: nooooo ~moves to a different spot~

Erik: Here?

Lauren: nooooo~ moves to a different spot~

Erik: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD AND HOLY WHERE IS THE @#$&(SPOT!

Lauren: ohps. its gone now.

THE LINGO OF THE LAUREN

YOYOYYO-TINKO...HI.

HEY LOOK A CHICKEN...can I have a cookie?

YOU HAVE GUM ON YOUR FACE...where is your bathroom?

COOKIES!...cookies.

FREDRICK WAS A MONKEY...shut up and go away.

GET AWAY FREAKO!...I am Tierd and want to go to bed.

I NEED TO GO GET A HAPPY...i need more coffee.

I HATE RAOUL...I hate raoul

HATE...raoul

YOU ARE SUCH A RETARD!...can I have some more leomonade?

OHHHHH PREATY!...Can I have a monkey?

YOU ARE SO PREATY... Go put a bag on a face

NOT IN LAUREN'S LINGO

No.

Raoul is hot (ewww)

No you may not set the house on fire.

A commonday in Laurens life.

Dad: go do the Dishes Lauren:

Lauren: okay. ~mutters~ Tyrant.

lauren does dishes

~Lauren's Boggart apears on the counter~

Boggart: WATCHA DOOING!

Lauren: the flippin dishes.

Boggart: Look, a chicken

Lauren: where!

Bogart: THERE!

~a chickin is walking across the counter~

Lauren: why is the chicken Purple?

Boggart: its not.

Lauren: ~points finger at chicken and it turns purple~ now it is.

Boggart: wow.

Lauren: I like Purple chickens

Dad: ~walks in during the Conversation and hearing the Last comment turns around and walks rightback out~

~Sam the Poltergeist that haunts the house appears and sits on the counter with the boggart~

Sam: wahhca doin?

Lauren: the flippin dishes.

Sam: wana invite the priest over for dinner?

Lauren: last time we did that he preformed an exsorciesm and fainted, and left saying the devil himself dwelt in the house.

Sam: the chicken was good.

Bogart: the priest liked it.

lauren: before you threw it in his face.

Boggart: ohhh yeah.

Dad: ~walking back in~ Um Lauren sorry to interupt your conversation with you imaginary friends but-

Sam: we are not imaginary dude.

Boggart" Lets throw something at him.

Sam: LIKE THE PURPLE CHICKEN!

Lauren: no leave the chicken alone guys.

Dad: not hearing the other two ends of the conversation what!

Lauren: nothing. continue.

Dad: right. well My boss is comming over for dinner and I want you to make some dinner.

Lauren: liiikkee?
Sam: puuurrrrplllle chhhiiiiickkkkennnnn

Lauren: FOR THE LAST TIME WE ARE NOT EATING, THROWING OR OTHERWISE HARMING THE PURPLE CHICKEN!

Dad:... I'll oder chinese food...

Boggart: OH SUSHI!

Lauren: thats japanise dear.

Boggart: I want sushiiiil..

Lauren: we could make some!

Sam: welll we can use bread for the wrapping!

Lauren: annnndd the goldfish for the filling!

Boggart: we can use Katsup for the sauce!

Lauren: YAY!

Lauren Playing in the Mud,

Lauren: laaa la la la...~ some guy on a bike rides by~ laaa laa LA! ~hits guy full in the face witha mud pie~laa laaa

Biker:YOU @#$&(KID!

Boggart: Now now lauren. we musn't pester the neighbors.

~Boggart gets a face full of mud~

Lauren at night.

~Laying in bed~

Lauren: OH I AM SO FREAKING BORD!

Sam: ~Yawn~ its eleven at night!

Lauren: ~sitting up~ wanna go for a walk?

Sam: again i state. "eleven at night"

Lauren: oh fine...wana go ride bikes?

Sam: no lauren.

Lauren: fine...I wonder why the sky isn't blue at night,

Sam: oh for the love of.. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!

Lauren: I had a buzz cola before I came up.

Sam: oh...Great.

Lauren: sooooo how bout that bike ride?

Things I love:

Coffee

Coca cola

caffine in any form

Erik

Sam

Boggart.

Mud

my creek

cookies

Chocolate.

my daddy

my bed

the night

mountains

wolves

Driving the mustang

THINGS I HATE

being told no.

Raoul

denied caffine

bordum.

idiots

preps.

"all-that" people.

People who live in a small world and refuse to see.

self pityers

people saying "oh i have the worse lot in life!" WE ONLY LIVE ONCE! DUDE, MAKE THE FREAKING BEST OF IT

WHERE SOME COLOR! BE ARTISTIC! LIVE LAUGH LOVE!

Raoul.

denied My phantom books.

Raoul Lovers. ( you will all die)

THINGS I FEAR

Being alone totally alone

Being a coward

Clowns

My Friends and family being left, when my big daddy comes home.

clowns.

La la la la. thats bout it,