Old and literally the biggest pile of shit you'll ever have the displeasure of reading.

Sometimes a joke can go a little too far. But when emotions also get caught up into the mix, how will our two favorite alchemist handle this?

a boy has trouble with his hearing. Or at least that's what the doctors said. But what happens when a Roy Mustang finds him one day? Will he be able to save the golden eyed teen? Royed.. just like always.

[FMAHarry Potter Crossover][AU] Hermione Granger has found herself intrigued by the new professor at Hogwarts, Edward Elric. As she tries to learn more about the mysterious Professor Elric, she finds out more than she bargained for.

While trying to create a simple cup of coffee, Ed accidentally gets himself and a few choice other characters blown to Hogwarts! How will they survive? “…I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore…” Roy remarked slowly.

After a horrible accident, Edward in injured and has fallen into a deep depression. He is sent to Hogwarts for protection, but does he have the will to survive? Harry Potter Crossover

The first day of Junior year and already Ed wishes it'd be over. With a frustrating new teacher, an overzealous new rival, rising family tension, and confusing new feelings, he'll be lucky to survive the first month! Shounen ai, AU, etc...

Who would have thought that germs could be useful? A humorous, multichapter story where Ed and Roy discover the possibility of romance thanks to the help of various viruses. Used to be titled 'Winter'

AU. Out of the blue and into his perfect life of reinforcing praises, endless romantic dates and stunning female persocoms, there came that distinctive flaw which threw off his equilibrium – Edward arrived. Eventual Roy/Ed. [ON LONG HIATUS].

Ed was sucked into Harry Potter's world. Now he has to find a way to get back to his own. Complete, but in the process of redoing..

Sequel to Mr Elric. It's obvious now that the community of Hogwarts wants a piece of Mr Elric, be it knowledge or attention. Ed's privacy is further invaded when forces beyond his control insist on contact with The Boy Who Lived.

Everything is darkness. Everything is pain. Pure and utter Pain. He screams at night and is numb during the day. nothing works. Nothing makes sence. It just... hurts.

Edward has gotten into a bit of trouble again, this time very wounded. While healing in the infirmary, certain feelings are discovered from a fellow military officer. Can someone who committed a great sin experience the joys of love? [RoyEd]

Harry Potter and Full metal Alchemist crossover. There has been no clues for months. Ed finds a strange book about wizardry and an Alchemist called Nicholas flamel, who created the Philosopher's stone...

Hawkeye's on vacation for a few weeks, and Roy, as the new Furher, needs a temporary assistant. Luckly, Ed's around. RoyEd. though it takes a while for Ed to notice .

No one with half a mind will ask the question on EVERYONE'S mind... has Ed gotten shorter?

CHAPTER 11 UP Ed knows that alchemy can explain everything. Even daytime vampires, unundead zombies, and his surprising attraction to Colonel Mustang... Okay, maybe not the last one. TWT, post Lab 5 AU, RoyEd

After a frightening dream, Edward is forced to go on a mission with Roy Mustang. Odd occurences and reoccuring nightmares trouble the young Alchemist. RoyEd

When Roy joined Ed in his trip through the Gate neither expected to live, let alone be immediately pushed into battle for a world opposite to their own! But there's a much greater battle on the horizon, one of cosmic scale... HPFMA RoyEd

Summary: Ed gets a present on Valentine’s Day--and a really good one, too. As the days draw nearer to White Day, he realizes there’s one tiny flaw in his search for the perfect gift: he doesn’t know who sent it. Oneshot EdRoy.

Written for a drabble challenge - "Let me introduce this year's Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher. Class, this is Col. Mustang." Crossover with Harry Potter. I have no excuse.

Mysterious happenings cause Edward to appear at Hogwarts.

Dumbledore summoned the Gate to ask for help. The Gate sends two alchemsit that seen a few share of their own troubles. Fullmetal Alchemist and Harry Potter crossover.