Reviews for Great Horny Toads
Mary Rose chapter 4 . 1/29/2017
I enjoyed this story.
Roni Stevie James chapter 4 . 7/24/2014
I've watched Gilligan's Island since I was a kid. Loved it, still do. My fave ship has always been Gilligan and Mary Ann. I even had a crush on Bob Denver. :) So glad you wrote this. It was awesome. I always wished that their characters had gotten together before the show ended. Please write more.
K9grmingTwihard chapter 4 . 4/20/2014
This was an awesome story. Very hot and steamy. You should write more like this.
Angels-heart1 chapter 4 . 3/6/2014
Great story.
TL Chasse chapter 4 . 3/2/2014
Now there are some awesome island rendezvous. :) Whew - while I was reading this, my husband was flicking channels and passed by Admiral Gilligan defending the women from the pirates, Skipper, Professor and Mr. Howell. hahahhaha - it was awesome watching G-Man's dream sequence while reading about him and MaryAnn getting all hot and steamy and sweaty.

It was most definitely worth waiting for. Thanks for the smiles. :D
ForeverLulu chapter 4 . 3/2/2014
Oh Ginger. You're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to love. (If ever a song was written for someone...)

His strong arms and his scientific terms. And don't forget his throbbing manhood!

Lol, is Mrs. Howell still 'ignoring' her husband, Lysistrata style! That poor man.

Oooh, I wouldn't mind being at Gilligan's mercy. I wouldn't mind at all if he developed his sailor's blood and unleashed his inner wolf! I'd say, bring it on!

He's definitely reeling her in though. Reeling her in, bit by bit, almost expertly, one might say. Never has washing the dishes seemed so sexy!

I got a bit worried when he told her to close her eyes and bend down. Fortunately he was just leading her into a cave.

LEADING HER INTO A CAVE TO DO NAUGHTY THINGS TO HER!

Oh man, where is that ambulance? Hurry up, I need a love transfusion, stat! It's so hot to know that Gilligan has done this before, even if he only had that one girlfriend, he knows his way around the female body enough to give Mary Ann a good time. And he planned it all along, and Mary Ann is all, "Mrs. Howell was right!" but even though she suspected it all along, she would still follow Gilligan to the ends of the earth. Because ok, maybe he planned it, but he's no love rat, he planned it because he loves her and wanted to make it special.

I'm babbling, haha. Babbling and melting.

Awwww, he's a natural! Well, he would be with that butt and those hips, ay yi yi. his former g/f definitely did not know what she was talking about. And then she went and married a gay man who needed a cover, proving that she hasn't a clue about anything when it comes to sex. Or maybe, deep down she actually didn't like sex!

MY TURN, COWBOY! - Annnd, that's it. Too late, ambulance, I just died.

And the next morning, adorable sleeping Gilligan with his hair all in his eyes, but it doesn't take long before they're at it again!

Loved how Lovey finally let her husband back in, and he had to promise to take it easy. And the conversation between the Skipper and Professor. Proffy is so laid back and logical sometimes, that's why I love to see him paired with a strong, fiery woman like Ginger who can get him going :)

Gilligan is indeed a man, boy howdy.

I loved this whole story. Don't tell me you wrote it all in one day. The sex scenes were hot, but also loving and beautiful. I loved the way Gilligan went about seducing Mary Ann, it was made all the more hot because they genuinely love each other, he wasn't just trying to get into her pants. And I always love when they do it in a cave. It makes it so much more earthy and 'back to nature. ' Like they're the only two people left in the world.

Lovely story, Magenta,. Lots of funny moments, too. Thanks for sharing it with us!
JWood201 chapter 4 . 3/2/2014
OH GIRL.

Spring has sprung and, well, so have other things. What.

This was interesting and could have easily gone OOC or something, but you did a few things that made it more believable. I liked how you set it four years after the shipwreck, after the end of the series and after they've all been there for a significant amount of time. They all know one another, so it's not super awkward and creepy, haha. I also appreciated how you had the MAG storyline progress slowly, have him discover what is happening and win her over with kindness and helpfulness. He seemed less a dirty typical guy that way, haha.

Poor Skippy, forever alone. :( But an interesting way to get the couples together - and everyone loves a good M story once in a while.

This review seems all over the place, but my brain isn't working too well tonight, haha. Thanks for the story!
ForeverLulu chapter 3 . 3/2/2014
Ooh, I get giddy at the thought of Gilligan saying the word 'sex' so nonchalantly! And then, "I wouldn't be like that." Oh, man! Gilligan sure knows how to charm his way into a lady's heart.

Aww, the 'twice as sweet as me' exchange. One of the sweetest and most memorable MAG moments and it always makes my heart glow whenever it crops up in fanfiction.

I do love the way that the MAGness has progressed much more slowly, like they're both experiencing inner turmoil because they're both so young and innocent. Mary Ann pedallling furiously on the bamboo bicycle to try and take her mind off things, and then Gilligan, obsessed with rutting, suddenly noticing all the contours of her body and starts getting that tingling feeling but still doesn't know if it's the right thing to do and even wonders if he should marry her first. Gotta love those two!

Awww, Gilligan doing the laundry and nearly falling in. Bless! If it wasn't for his natural grace he'd probably be dead by now. (Death by laundry? Smothered by the Skipper's huge pants!)

But he's working his way into Mary Ann's heart the right way, by being an attentive and helpful friend before anything else.

And speaking of 'anything else'... that was one scorching kiss! Finally the inner beast shows itself and our boy gets physical. Someone call an ambulance to take Mary Ann (and me) to the love hospital! **fans face**

Awww, "I had a girlfriend who taught me." That was one lucky lady! (And no, it wasn't Ginger!)

'Everyone thinks I'm shy or naive around girls, but I'm not." - HE'S NOT! He's got experience! Make way for the G Man, yo! #swag :D

And *now* we know why he avoids Ginger at all times. It would make sense for him to not want to get involved with someone like that again.

"Turned me into a man, if you know what I mean." - Gee, Gilligan, do you mean SEX?

Lol! Jason Maxton! But I loved how Gilligan was all, "it's her loss" and "the joke's on her." It's good that he wasn't completely crushed by the experience. And he's too cool for school with his, "love is love, but I prefer girls."

And then "I prefer you." And he kisses her and heads back to camp, leaving her all ferklempt and a-flutter.

G MAN! Smooth as hell. And then some!

**applause**
ForeverLulu chapter 2 . 3/2/2014
HIS THROBBING MANHOOD!

Well, things progressed all right. Boy, did they progress! Goodbye ferns, hellooo fun. That was pretty darned steamy. "Oh, Roy!" Indeed!

Mrs. Howell knows how to control her husband with threats to get rid of Teddy if he tries it on with her, haha. Skipper thinks it's all hilarious- I guess he may as well enjoy the shenanigans if he has nobody of his own!

Lol'ed at this whole conversation-
Skipper: "Getting your rocks off is not life or death!"
Thurston: "It is for me!"
Gilligan (puzzled): "Getting your rocks off?"

As if the Prof could make it any clearer for Gilligan by saying "he means procreation" :D

A couple of morons! Ooh, Skipper, them's fightin' words...

"Put a sock in it!" - OMG, I'm loving the heated argument. Poor Skipper is going to explode if he doesn't do something about his inner beast soon! But the back and forth insults are hilarious.

Meanwhile, Mary Ann and Gilligan are keeping their heads down, trying to eat, and having a simple conversation about procreation. I knew he wouldn't know what it meant, bless him!

UNRULY BULLS! And then Gilligan: "Well, why didn't you say they were having sex?" And of course he says it loudly, hahaha.

Hey, if Gilligan's mom said it, then it must be true!

I loved Ginger's warning to Mary Ann that Gilligan has sailor's blood and is luring her in like the Big Bad Wolf. Ay carumba! Our sweet Gilligan, with all that unruly bull's blood running through his veins. It's sweet how Mary Ann and Gilligan are still so innocent while all the hormones of the other castaways are raging around them, all the arguments at the dinner table, Skippy insulting the Prof and Ginger leaping to her man's defence, and then finally she needs to go off and live with Mrs. Howell because 'her muscles ache'! Oh man, if even Ginger is tired then ol' Roy must be releasing his inner beast all right. And how!
ForeverLulu chapter 1 . 3/2/2014
Lol, Gilligan wants to go investigate the 'unfamiliar' noise coming from the Howells' hut. He's so inquisitive, that boy! But, oh my...the Wolf of Wall Street is busy living up to his name :)

Every year for a whole week, LOL! Ignoring the inner beast, double LOL!

BEING ALONE TO RELEASE THE INNER BEAST! That's it- I'm officially dead :D

Poor Skippy. Imagine some ravishing beauty washing ashore just for him. That would soon put a smile on his face.

Lol'ed at Thurston fobbing Gilligan off with a story about spiders, and then he offers to help, awwww! He's so sweet and helpful...and clueless.

RUTTING SEASON! Oh Lord. It's just like being back on the farm :)

Imagine the men acting like wild bulls or hungry wolves! - Okay, I'm imagining it... OH MY!

Whoops... Gilligan nearly caved there with being offered Captaincy of his own ship.

Hmmm, Ginger's off to have Fun With Ferns... probably end up rolling all over them and squashing them, if all goes well!

And MAG- it's cute to think that they actually thought there were spiders in the Howells hut :)

So the Professor and Gilligan are finally, after four years, beginning to acknowledge their inner beasts. Let's see how things develop!