An intriguing switch on Harry is a Time Lord.

Intriguing.

Time lords aren’t reptiles though.

Wait...TIME LORDS ARE REPTILES!?

But...I mean...That doesn't...But...

What about Rose!? I mean, she loves the Doctor, and the Doctor's a reptile, which means his metacrisis double is a reptile, which means that they're not biologically compatible! I mean, sure, that sounds exceptionally shallow at first glance, but when you think about it, most relationships between significant others eventually include the activity that requires the two or more individuals who make up the relationship to be biologically compatible!

I have loved this thing for ages and never commented! So bad.
Anyway, I love it; I love that the Dursleys treat their pets better than their actual family, and I love that Dumbledore doesn't understand that Harry isn't Lily's biological son. Now if I understand correctly Voldemort is a human (for a value of "human") and got stuck with Harry because the unintentional Horcrux; which did happen like in canon because Lily sacrificed herself for him because he was HER SON alien or not

This was an interesting story. I didn't know timelords were reptilian.

LOL! This is totally off the wall hilarious!

Very good! I'm favoriting this!

It was pretty cool, weird and funny and just all sorts of crazy, I enjoyed it.

This was awesome. The only thing I really had to question was how Voldy made it to Albania if he was being driven insane by the time vortex. Thanks for writing and posting!

Funny idea, Thanks for sharing

Very unique and very entertaining. Thanks for writing this.

Clever and funny. Very original. Thank you for writing this.

Lovely story with a good plot. It's a shame you missed the opportunity to call it 'you're a lizard, Harry'.

Harry the Pet's life seems to be quite enjoyable.