Ha!

Great story. You did a good parody, the ending was good.

It was so great! Thank you for sharing this!
During the time I read this, I was pitching some more complex scenarios in my mind.
What if GRR Martin was a true villain who was escaped from Arkham and try to turn his psychotic nature in killing characters instead of real people?
Or what if he is really a fictional writer made by Joker in order to make batman suffer?

Although it was really great idea.

ALl i can say it WOoo

That was one of the funniest parodies I ever read.

Darkseid: I fear no man...but that...thing...it scares me.
Thanos: I dare not delve into that...book, as you call it. For I fear what it will do to me.
Dormammu: Many times I have scoured the mortal realm, my subconscious easily moving through reality, and I still have yet to find literature that truly makes me rage like this song.
Galactus: I dare not provoke his ire by consuming, nor do I dare to consume the prime earth. For even I would grieve at the loss of the song.
Love this! And just wanted to leave you something you could huwee about.

I think the best part was the Red Wedding part. Can understand his suffering. Still, laughing at all the references. Batman really has a problem.

The world's greatest detective goes up against the world's most frustrating (and addictive) book series. Just by reading that you know that things aren't going to end well (and that laughs are guaranteed).

Seriously though, I could not stop laughing nearly the whole time I was reading this. And I will admit that there is something enjoyable about seeing Batman finally meet his match.

Literature's greatest mass murderer? (I assume that's the word you meant, unless you meant he's wiping out the will to read.)

Not

Even

Close.

E.E "Doc" Smith killed people by the planet-full.

If you want to try an excellent book by George RR Martin, try "Tuf Voyaging". That one's got murder, genocide, godhood, and monsterdom, all in a single biowar seedship.

"George RR Martin published his sixth book in 2015"

Oh, my sweet summer child...

I GET ALLLLLLLLLL FUCKING REFRENCES

Well, that was something short and funny to read. Haha.

Can't stop laughing :)

I just had an image of Bruce Wayne staring into space and slowly, soullessly masturbating to the song of Ice and fire.

Thanks for the laugh!

Hahaha.