I loved this. So funny and witty and in-character; I actually laughed out loud a few times. Please do more for some of the other noodle incidents in the show! :D

this story does have that Gravity Falls feel to it

Cool! I'll pay to see this as an episode or short.
Dipper was amazing, and I mean amazing at freaking out! School, college job, he's done!

Ooh, this was so good, it felt like an actual episode!:D

Ha! Fun, comical, and very in-character. That's what this is. You took a scene that was just barely skimmed over in the show and wrote a whole background behind it that felt very believable. Dipper with his over thinking, Mabel with her carefree nature, Stan with...well, Stan. "Cross my heart and hope to buy. Hope to bribe. Die. Sorry. Talkin'. Yeesh."

Loved it.

This is just awesome