Oh my god! That was the best fanfiction I ever read!
I loved the humour and the whole plot!

Thanks for the good time reading this story!

Well. Everyone remained alive. Jadeite became a girl and Zoicite and Kunzite are together again.

It was a really funny fic, thanks for sharing.

No! Zoicite is in danger. But I can't blame him for exploding, Endymion really outdid himself.

Kunzite x Zoicite, best couple of evil doers ever.

This was funnier than what I believed.

As annoying as Sailor moon was, we were all her in the end "BRING ON THE YAOI!" A pretty good fic, hilarious to angsty in a flash!

Aaah this was absolutely delightful! Someone on tumblr rec'd this fic and I blew through it in one day. This was so enjoyable to read, and a lot of the dialogue really made me smile. This was such a fun read! :)

Lol, I accidentally hit post on that last review before I was done ranting. So ANYWAY this is the rest of what I wanted to say for Chapter 16:

"So you didn't call out refresh and become human?"
"Ew. Of course not. That's gross."
YOU DON'T REALIZE HOW MUCH I NEEDED TO HEAR THIS.

Kunzite's voice breaking a little. Stop killing me. And then Zoisite saying Kunzite could just give him another scar if he cared that much. That really stood out, because despite how much Zoisite cares about his looks, it's nothing compared to how he feels for Kunzite. Aww! And Kunzite telling him he really couldn't care less about it. I'm sure the main reason it bothered Zoi so much was because he thought he did, so I'm glad he finally got to hear that.

"Kunzite. You're crushing me."
"Good. You deserve it."
XD

"Kunzite said nothing."
OH MY GAWD KUNZITE, JUST SAY IT. YOU ARE SO FRUSTRATING. THANK YOU SAILOR MOON, FOR SAYING WHAT WE WERE ALL THINKING.

Also, Beryl back from the dead?! Uh oh!

- So Chapter 17's review: -

DAMMIT KUNZITE SUCH A TROLL. You really had me for a second. Your writing is really amazing, that you can keep making me doubt him like this XD "If I can't have him, no one can."

Zoisite's bitterness and hopelessness ;_; "Show of hands, who saw that coming?" And then Beryl referring to him as Kunzite's pet weasel, lol.

"He's a pet. Pets die all the time." NO. STOP.

And then Zoisite's insane fit of giggles. It did kind of seem like a desperate move to use Zoisite as the hostage to get the Sailors' crystals, considering what he had done to them.

But Usagi was awesome, like always. And Zoisite trying to get them all to leave. He really didn't want them to waste their time on him :'(

"Because I actually want to die." NOOOOOOO *SOBS MORE*

Kunzite did great in this (BESIDES BEING A MEANIE). His Beryl tricking skills were so on point, like wow. The fact that he was just trying to save Zoisite the whole time made every word of that brilliant. And then him saving Zoisite the very instant she dropped her shield. YAYYYYYY! And the fact that Zoisite instantly knew to run, rather than standing there in shock. He knew all along deep down that Kunzite loved him! "You really shouldn't have cut him." Hahahaha, nice!

Queen Beryl getting rekt by Usagi's tiara, lol. And Kunzite willingly handing over the crystal! Aww, because Zoisite wanted him to! Also, I'm glad Kunzite confirmed that he hadn't actually been putting Zoisite in danger.

"Clinging to him like a barnacle" lol. I'm so happy Kunzite finally proved that he liked Zoisite more than Beryl! And what better way than saving him from Beryl, and letting Beryl get killed.

"No, I don't think you do." AND THEN KUNZITE'S SPEECH TO ZOISITE. IT MADE ME CRY, LIKE LITERALLY. I'm so glad you saved this until the end :'D

And then, the light and funny ending. "Bring on the yaoi!"

So, overall, the plot for this was absolutely brilliant, and your writing style was hilarious and perfect. This story is pure gold. 100/10, would recommend and read again and again and again. Thank you for writing this beautiful fanfic!

THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOO AMAZING! LIKE, SOOOOOOO AMAZING!

I could literally take every single line of this and tell you how awesome they were, so I'll try to just do my favorites.

First off, Kunzite hoping Zoisite would just throw a tantrum or something. And then, how sending Kunzite and Zoisite together into the deepest depths of hell was far from a punishment. So perfect :)

Kunzite wincing, and his psychotic rage were also perfect.

The bit with Zoisite saying he was "I was a repulsive monster," and Kunzite replying "No you weren't. You were perfect. Just as you were." THIS WAS SO EPIC ON SO MANY LEVELS, LIKE WOW. Zoisite thinking he was that repulsive because of a silly scar. And Kunzite's lines were so beautiful :') Too bad Zoisite didn't even realize what he was referring to. The misunderstanding here was done so fabulously. This is just amazing.

And then, "if she wanted to destroy something of Kunzite's, then he would destroy something of hers." SO GOOD SO SO GOOD!

"Since you like these Senshi so much why don't you join them? You already have the uniform." OH SNAP!

This chapter was so beautiful. It really showed that all that fighting meant nothing to them, in the face of how much they loved each other. As mad as Kunzite was, the only thought on his mind was sheltering Zoisite and trying to protect him. The same went for Zoisite- he could have escaped but he ran back for Kunzite :'D *sobs*

The demon limbos thing makes so much sense and is now my headcanon. I think you hit the nail on the head with that, hence, "Zoisite, take me to where your soul resides!"

Queen Serenity, you tool. Just let them be evil lol

That was such a sad but beautiful image of Kunzite wandering threw the snow calling Zoisite's name and yelling "I didn't mean it!"

"For the first time in thousands of years, Kunzite allowed tears to fall from his eyes." ABOUT. FREAKING. TIME. And I don't just mean in this story, I mean in the anime as well. It's not even out of character for him, since the reason he didn't cry in the anime (at least on screen) was probably that he knew he'd see Zoisite soon enough anyway.

AND THIS CHAPTER'S ENDING! Zoisite being adorable as always, but is he cleansed?! I must admit, I had to skim read the end of this and the next chapter until I got a resolution to this. Y U PUT ME THROUGH DIS

Hahaha, Jadeite really was being a little bitch about it. He got karma slapped.

"Before Super Jadeite finishes fighting with himself and embraces his inner goddess." LOL

Aww, Sailor Moon's forced giggle killed me. She has finally come to accept who she is as the moon princess, and give it all up for her friends. ;_;

"If two scumbags like Kunzite and Zoisite can find true love, there is hope for everyone." Amen. This line should have been in the original.

I also love your explanation behind the Shitennou being demons. I forgot to mention it a couple chapters ago, but Kunzite being an archdemon makes sense. I almost feel bad for Jadeite.

Wow Mamoru, you're so ungrateful lol.

Aww, and even after all that, Zoisite still gets pissed off when people call Kunzite a pansy.

"SAILOR ANTI-MISOGYNIST ATTACK!" They need to use that one more often.

Sailor Mars summed it up pretty well. "Face it, you suck!"

Kunzite, you dick! That's not how you get your boyfriend back!

Sailor Mars is great in this. "It's bad enough losing my boyfriend to Usagi. I'm sure as hell not losing hi to Zoisite!" I also liked Zoisite answering for Kunzite when they asked if he could take Jadeite. Kunzite passing Sailor Moon his sword was another good image.

Kunzite and Zoisite's argument throughout this was really interesting, and you kept them in character very well. Kunzite's "Patience, my pet," and then "It's called lying, Zoisite," killed me. Also, Kunzite's fantasy, and him thinking that it would be Zoisite's as well. And how you manage to keep the humor in this, even at the most serious times. I would love to hear Kunzite's other 1072 lessons, lol.

Remember that time Zoisite flashed Endymion? Lmao.

"I'm furious." Sure you are, Zoisite lol. I had to legit laugh out loud when Sailor Moon said they must be brothers, and Zoisite said "Hence the strong family resemblance." Gawd this story is perfection :'D

I don't remember if they said the DD girls couldn't survive outside the arctic circle in the anime, but I'm glad you mentioned it whether they did or not. When I watched that part, I couldn't help wondering why they hadn't sent those guys out sooner. Could have solved a lot of their problems earlier on, lol.

That last part was awesome :D Kunzite's lines about Zoisite were so cute, and the Sailors' reactions were perfect. "Kunzite is gay?" And then Mars' line. That's nice that Mercury's compliment made Zoisite happy, you know he wants them to get back together!

ANOTHER PERFECT CHAPTER, THIS STORY IS JUST TOO GOOD OMG.

Kunzite's concern for Zoisite throughout was so sweet.

I loved when the scouts were naming off their reasons for disliking Zoisite. "He actually did kill Naru's boyfriend, right in front of her." Lol, these were great.

Kunzite's part with "If you much as throw a bubble spray in his direction..." Loved it so much!

Did I mention that this chapter (as well as all the others) was awesome? As was Kunzite's line in italics toward the end. Also Usagi's "You're so mean!" So much perfection :D