And with Nohr you get a ninja anyways . Thanks [the following has been removed due to it being a spoiler.]

What makes this funny is I bet some people did choose a side for a waifu.

That wasn't really much of parody, nor was it funny. Plus there is logic to birthright, and on a personal note, I did not care for conquests story

Alas, the downside of "Conquest" is that you don't get unlimited opportunities to "scout" and grind for EXP and gold. So when you reach the end of the game, and you haven't got an S-support for Camilla, you're screwed. :/ (Is there a busty counterpart in "Birthright" that could serve as a replacement for her?)

This is great, especially since I paired Ryoma/Camilla in Revelations and I feel like every second of their existence is Ryoma trying to not stare at Camilla's chest.

Corrin: "I'm so sorry, everyone. I choose...to Smash!...Camilla!"

That's how the updated version of this would go.

Anyway, funny parody!

Speak the truth!

You perfectly captured my thoughts on why I prefer Nohr.

Also, Corrin x Camilla FTW!

Camilla is both seductive and annoying.

"Join the Dark Side. We have boobs...and you can prove that 'Dark' and 'Evil' are not synonymous." Yeah, it doesn't seem like Hoshido has a very good argument, though it's possible given how little we actually know that the Nohr people have been jerks the whole time. For example, there's that one scene where The Avatar's New Daddy says "You are my child now," in that super creepy voice that basically broadcasts the villain's newest evil plot.

So it's still complicated. I'd probably do Nohr first to see how different it is from ordinary Fire Emblem games, then do Hoshido on a separate file with a separate name.

For some reason, Dissidia Final Fantasy treated action games as "difficult" and reccomended RPG mode for less-experienced players, so that might be what the trailer meant about challenge; bonus! I would love to have an action-oriented Fire Emblem. All the shooting and stabbing of Dissidia, all the plot of FE. A series lovechild conceived in heaven, yet it is stillborn because Sakurai isn't the one who thought of it. Sigh...

This was perfect. I must ask you to do another Fates fic. Because good god this is hilarious

Yes! This is my reasoning too! Blood don't mean shit in this situation. Though if it actually happened your way, then my faith in FE would be restored.

I knew you were going to make a Camilla joke as soon as I saw that warning

I would choose Nohr because of the Blonde Lolie and the Frederick-lookalike (I think his name was Marx). Also, the king of Norh looked like the best person to hang out with so yeah. Look like no lightning sword for me.

I don't even know where to begin... I know you wrote this for fun, but... ugh...

The people who only choose Nohr for Camilla... You know what, I'll behave, but my god, some people.
Besides, choosing only one path is for scrublords. I'll play through all three paths as male avatar, than female. And if there's any choices like the Samson/Arran kind, then I'll play through the paths yet again.

Still, creds to you for writing this. I only just now thought of writing a piece for "if" and I don't even know what. Oh well.
Cheers.

First Fire Emblem: If fanfic I've read. I cannot even begin to describe the manner in which this made me crack. Great job.