Oh my lawd, this is funny...the mutant hot dogs, the oozing sentient caramel...I can honestly see this being one of the actual episodes of Danny Phantom, maybe with Danny muttering about it being "the kitchen ingredient and condiment battle and peace talks all over again" since with Maddie's bizarre talent with cooking, I can COMPLETELY see this happening...and what would be even funnier is if that incident happened BEFORE the ghostly accident and Danny being the one to oversee the peace talks since he's more level-headed than Jack would ever be, Maddie CAUSED this and thus would be of no assistence, and Jazz would just nope right out of there since it exceeds her low tolerance level for nonsense, of which at least 60% of this hypothetical situation would be comprised of...wonder if anyone else has had that idea too...Imma go see, since insomnia has me in its aggravating clutches and I am definitely not escaping anytime soon...

I laughed so hard at the term "vaguely sentient," and the ending was too funny! Thanks for writing this!

XD

And we make fun of my grandmother's cooking, but at least she listens to the magnet we stuck to her refrigerator. (If it crawls out of the frige, just let it go.) Poor Danny. Another amazing story.

Sweet!

On a more serious note... ever wonder what would happen if the Lunch Lady merged with those hot dogs?

Well, it got me to laugh. And smile. And giggle. Thanks.

RFYS!

Pterodacty

This was a cute oneshot! I like the idea of expanding upon the show like you've done here- it's the same brand of humor, and it fits nicely with the canon! I hope we continue to see more great writing from you :)

Starlin's Ghost

Oh goodness! I'm sure not everything comes alive in the Fenton kitchen but I agree that there is something particularly compelling about the oozing, sticky consistency of caramel.

I kind of want to know why just about everything Maddie cooks turns sentient, but I'm a little afraid to ask.

This oneshot is short and-dare I say it-sweet. There's nothing more to say except: this is just so incredibly perfect, I love it. XD

Haha, this is amazing XD

Wow. This is glorious. Crackish gloriousness.

Sweet.

Cute story. Love it.

omg Catherine this is so wonderful you DON'T EVEN KNOW

Everything Maddie making ever becoming vaguely sentient, the caramel just like taking over the counter and escaping into the world - HOW. I DON'T UNDERSTAND BUT IT IS GREAT

just. ugh. HOW DO YOU WRITE EVERYONE SO PERFECTLY sfdkoaewkfjl this is so great omg

Even Sweet goods are dangerous, Danny just can't catch a break now can he?

Invader Johnny Signing Off.

Oh my gosh, I saw this on Tumbrl already but it's still just too funny XD