Why is the whole book Thalia's POV? Third, or at least Percy's, would be better.

This is great!

The irony though

SSHHAAADDEE!

When I was reading the line where Nico asked where he joined, I said, with a mischievous smile, "Shame. Poor Nico."

I steadied my heartbeat and took a deep breath. "As a child of the eldest gods, I've been issued a prophecy foretelling the rise and fall of Olympus. Oracle, tell me the Great Prophecy."

"It is not yours." Her voice was a raspy whisper.

"Yes, it is." I insisted. "I am the oldest known child of the big three."

"No, you are not. It is not yours."

"I don't understand." My mind was spinning, trying to figure out who it could be. The other children of the big Three-Percy and Nico were younger than me.

If a skeleton could look pissed, the oracle certainly did. "Girl, how many times have I got to tell you-it ain't your prophecy no more. Now leave and do your nae nae whip thing."

0_o and I thought Percy was OOC af.

"You know," the homeless man said, "you're never completely without friends."

"Well, I don't see your squad rolling up." Percy said rudely.

Damn, get rekt.

Damn now I wish I had golden eyes

Maine is north of New York.

Awesome stories. But I have to ask did you have to hate on trump in that last story?

wow just wow

I HATE THIS
YOU MESSED IT ALL UP!

I bawled my eyes out in chapter 12

What the f ck Percy is a rapist by legal terms. This turned out to be a goddamm game of thrones fetish relationship

I can't take pervy Percy seriously