Hahaha!
Han's going to get it isn't he?

This is more realistic. And hilarious! You really got these characters' voices right. I can hear them. Even C3PO is so himself with his extravagant, polite stiffness. You also wrote some of the action the way Han would think of it in his head with "furball" instead of Ewok. I could see and hear the characters at times as they also "do" what they would do. Only Vader seemed out of character and this is obviously AU. We don't know how he would have behaved how he lived. Awesome job. I think this is one of your better ones.

LOL! Of course Han would think that's funny. ;)

God Bless
ScribeofHeroes

AHHHH This is so CUTE! X3 I love it!

This was great! Vader's reaction at the end was the best part!

Ha! Awesome! These stories are hilarious. Thanks for the laughs and God bless.

Han pissed himself, didn't he?

Great! Definitely another favorite!

I love Han's reaction in this, and extremely realistic and funny! I like it how Han is kind of grossed out but then finds this humorous as well. Very in character.

I also really like it how Vader is already so protective of his daughter. And it's even funnier, because he tortured her himself. Talk about ironic.

Thanks for another great story!

What's gold here is Vader freaking out over his daughter having a boyfriend. :-D
Ariel_of_Narnia

Good Story

I was laughing the whole time! And I am looking forward to Vader Part 3! I wonder what Vader will think when he finds out he froze his future son-in-law in carbonite? lol!

I don't really care about Han but it was a good story. p.s: Darth Vader's reaction spot on.

After seeing this one, I went and looked up the other "Realistic Reactions", and they're quite incredible. I really like the light-heartedness you introduce in this - Luke's and Leia's RR were priceless, with how they kind of dismiss everything that made the pathos and the drama of the original film to focus on how they unwittingly kissed, and Vader being totally dumbfounded (and not impressed at all) with learning of the relationship between Han and Leia xD And I like how it's slowly becoming a real AU, what with Vader surviving the DS because of his different reaction. Would you consider gathering them into one single story? I have a feeling it would be easier to follow. Anyway, well done, I really enjoy those silly-but-great little pieces.

This is nice. Enjoyed reading it.

I love it! It's pretty funny but also poignant at the same time.

The last line - glorious! Can't wait for more! :D