Well, at least you talked about the dead parrot and not about The Larch.

And I loved this chapter when they actually used their words and told each other the truth.

Ok, the lemons were great, too!

Oh, Hermione, those filters are garbage, *I* can get around them, and I am sadly inept otherwise in many computer type things. Even Crabbe and Goyle could get around them if computers were there at Hogwarts. Snape is far wiser in the way of dunderheads in this. But of course she is always right, because...well, because.

I'm sure this will end with Hermione being totally right again, but it will be fun to watch the process. (Gryffindors are always right. If they're not, see rule 1).

Minerva offers wise counsel, except that Snape's situation is somewhat different-there's a good chance he could risk Azkaban or a screaming populace by dating a former student. He has a lot more enemies that he does not.

I would feel sorrier for her not being Headmistress except that she bailed when given the chance, so she can just suck it up.

Whatever *did* she bribe the Castle with get the closet so cooperative, though?

Argh, they're being idiots. Yeah, locking them in a broom closet sounds about right.

ultimate role play

Loved it! Thank you for sharing!

I was complaining recently that I was out of non crappy SSHG stories/authors and then you came along. I loved this story. I love smut. I love flangst. I love pirates.

Lovely story! Thank you for the nice reading piece! Ps. I loved the punishment for Minerva in particular :D

loving this, making me so happy

I hope you decide to post their pirate themed escapade! With all of the vitriol between them, I think they were a bit quick to forgive, but I thoroughly enjoyed this.

I really enjoyed this. I was afraid you might actually follow Sprout's suggestion of locking them naked in the cupboard, because I cannot imagine anything more humiliating and less funny, but you did a brilliant job with a creative work around and I'm sorry I doubted you! I actually did have tears in my eyes during some of Hermione's moments of heartbreak and I properly laughed out loud at the peace lily. Great fic.

This is a joy to read! Love the relationship transition and their revenge.

Fun well written story. Thank you

Great story, very entertaining!

Fanning myself furiously right now. Hearing him talk about her being given to the biggest baddest pirate sparks all kinds of naughty thoughts. Love it!

I love this story we need the details of this pirate game now please