Protective Dadcard is the best. Thank you for this!

Geez.. Alucard, did you kill them

Alucard did you kill them?...

This was pretty good I especially liked the fact that those douches quit, I'm a fanfic of mine they would have been eaten.

Alucard might be a sadistic, cruel and belligerent fuck mothering vampire...but deep down he's a big old sweetheart! :D

Though...don't say this out loud, even if his intentions are clear. Period.

It was funny.

I liked it.

It is an interesting take on Alucard and Seras's relationship.

Alucard acting like a protective father is my favorite part of any fanfic! I love this and I love how blissfully unaware Seras is of this. Good on Alucard to try and make her life at hellsing a little less difficult.

Brilliant!
...Integra probably knows full well what he did, and approves...