Um its a cute story but Americans don't really say "piss off" I've lived all over the country (my dad is in the army) and I've only ever heard it used in British TV shows I watch on BBCA. Assuming you are American and use that phrase I'm pretty sure you're very much in the minority.

Lol

Lol

"As for number six, I think you're confusing 'an idiot' with 'my big brother'."
lol Cutest line, ever.

I love this. This is absolutely adorable. Dick and Damian were so in character and Jason's part was just icing on the cake.

I love the Batfamily and their diversity too.

Love it! Very entertaining.

Jason was great, love it

Very good characterization of Damian and Dick. Funny and heartwarming tale. Well done.

I love their different nationalities too! Good job!

I really like this. I can totally see Damian doing this and thinking he is superior. One thing I will point out is that Romani and Romanian are not the same thing. Romani people are of Indian descent but they traveled around Europe and America. So Dick would not speak Romanian. Just thought I'd you know for future reference.