I wonder what has happened to your updates...

This is pure gold. I'm trying not to die laughing in Organic Chemistry, lol. I would not have appreciated this if biology, genetics and animal nutrition had not drilled those terms in my head. I'm not going to think of enzymes the same way EVER again.

*gasp* Vae!

A cleverly worded fic
A poor unattended dick
And in spite of his desperation
Ivan studies on.
But not this time. Bio is no way to spend time with a horny boyfriend.

They are both horny in the end.

Alfred’s come to sex Ivan up.

He needs to study

Alfred keeps playing this game, Vanya, just help him!

We both know you both want it, Ivan.

If you really are so absorbed in your work, do you THINK you would react so much?

Y E s. Who wouldn't?

Alfred F. Jones wants everything from Ivan, and will give it all back in kind. Until Ivan just gives in and sleeps with him.

Just like what Ivan did. Be honest. Ivan has done just the same.

BUT ALFRED HAS THE BETTER MEMORY.
Finish he must.
Dear Vanya shook his head and wished Alfred would stop. His face was red with lust.

Kiss him. Look at the desire in his face. Imagine the passion, see his bod!

But I believe Ivan was on the proper course. HIS STUDIES NEED SOME WORK.

Finish together, and they can cuddle and relax AND GET THE REST THEY DESERVE.

The proteins. The enzymes. A substrate needs an active site. Alfred says what's most suggestive to VANYAAAAAA. For the Russian, his beauty, what choice but to be horny? HE WANTS HIS BOYFRIEND'S BODY

AND
THE
FIC IS GREAT
Just like Vae

AND. ALL. HER. WORKS.

The words just flow
So well indeed

Be careful of these fics that you read
THEIR PERFECTION IS A POWERFUL THING.

What the hell is this? I want slash, not a biology lesson in the end