LOL This is hilarious! XD

This was hilarious I was having a bad day and this really made me laugh

"-and feed it to a goat!"

Haha, this part really got to me dude! Good on ya for that. These are some mighty creative swears I see and I PROMISE you that I will use them on some other unfortunate S.O.B.

Nice first start dude, I expect more and I expect better.

Stay awesome dude.