Very funny! My mother thinks I'm losing it. Thank you for sharing.

Thanks for another good story.

what a funny and lovely one-shot, I really enjoyed it, thanks ever so much.

I feel bad for Draco no matter how annoying someone is...that was just yuck!

*snicker* bong bong indeed.

hahahahahaha... I can't stop laughing

This was a nice, tidy story! No, not tidy in the sense of clean - Ronald saw to that - but in the sense of dealing with pesky problems and characters who are far too frequently allowed to continue their nasty little ways. **cough! Umbridge! Fudge! cough!**

First of all, I love bad-*ss Amelia, especially when you let her do what she does best. I always enjoy seeing her nail Lucy, because he usually manages to slither away relatively unscathed and come up smelling like a well-fertilized rose. Finally managing to interrogate him under Veritaserum really yielded quite a haul! Ditto Barty Junior. I only wish I could have seen Babymort stuffed into that specimen jar. I also wouldn't mind seeing both him and Dumbledore when they meet Lily. I'm guessing she would have some rather creative "activities" saved up for the two of them.

I like your method of dealing with the Horcruxes. I have always believed bringing in the Goblins and/or the Unspeakables would have sped up the process immeasurably. So much for Dumbo's belief that he alone knew what was best.

Who knew Hermione could be so ... sneaky? Here I always thought she was averse to punishment if she slapped Harry's head when he mentioned getting even. What she really wanted was to punish the Dursleys herself! Hehe! Fawkes, too, proved wiser than I had recently come to believe, given his frequent tendency to flash a very guilty Albus away from justly deserved punishments. I'm glad you cleared the Wrackspurts away from his head! Who knew Wrackspurts were simply manifestations that Dumbledore had been messing with someone's head - Obliviations, Compulsions, Loyalty Potions, Blocks, and so forth? It certainly explains the Weasleys' blind obedience to the old coot! Hogwarts should now be Wrackspurt free, making Lav's job much easier.

Thanks for a fun story where the good guys win!

xxx KUDOS xxx : )

So who was waiting for the Old Wether on the other side?

Lily?
Arianna?
His mother?

;-P

A warped humor fic in the fine tradition of "Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion".

Pretty good fic. Horcrux!Dumbledore makes a sick amount of sense - he supposedly had those Horcrux books in his office for the purposes of researching how to destroy them, but why did Hogwarts have a how-to-make-a-Horcrux book in the first place, and why were they focused on *making* a Horcrux rather than *destroying* a Horcrux?

Heh. Nice Fourth Task.

Fun fic. I liked that Ron and Severus were actually redeemed.

Wtf was that? That was both strange...and oddly satisfying. I have no other words for it.

Who'd have thought that Ron's greed and bad, I mean nonexistent table manners, could lead to such drastic consequences and changes for the wizarding world? Amelia must have enjoyed herself immensely when she questioned Lucy and then got enough dirt to deal with the whole lot. Nicely done.

amusant! :)

...I'm not nearly drunk enough for this. Good job

What can I say?..Keep up the great work.

:))