Wow, I actually didn't expect this. The beginning made me feel like this was kind of a humor/parody type thing, but the ending gave me feels? Meg, how could you XD

Also:
"Rob thought he felt more like Daniel's birthday; a joke." APRIL 1ST SSKLSKHS
"You're a great mom." DID U INTENTIONALLY QUOTE THE S2 FINALE CUZ I'M WHEEZING OMF
Douche!Rob was interesting, I felt so bad for Nana, Christine, Melanie, and Tom tbh.

But yeah, great story, as always. If only I had half of your writing skills!

Thank you so much for this gift! My review shall be in bullet point format:

- "Once the table was set and Daniel only smelled slightly burnt," WHAT IS THIS
- Okay but all the Millers forgetting to close their eyes is so legit.
- The fact Rick and Christine are still technically married smh
- Tom continuously looking green is RULL GOOD.
- "His feet were by the mashed potatoes." Good.
- "Mom, Daniel's in his food again." TOM IS ICONIC
- "But then - Daniel finally had his outburst. 'Mom, let's do it RIGHT here.'" I ACTUALLY CANNOT BREATHE.
- "loving and tolerant" yyyyeah there's quite a bit of tolerance required for #doingdaniel.
- "and then he reeled back and decked Rick in the face" YASSS GIRL
- OW DANIEL'S APOLOGY
- You know, it is such a valid point that the entire fucking city of Miami (AND Missouri, or at least their police department) has learned to Deal with Daniel, but Rick couldn't. (It's the guilt. Mark my words.)

I love this. It's so funny and cute. Thank you again! *hearts*