WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lives in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that the best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that read this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on the site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake, apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow...,...

I really enjoyed the banter between everyone it got a good laugh out of me I wish it was longer tho.

I love this so much. I love the the concept of this story. It's so fun an interesting to read. Can't wait to read more!

Skreeeeech! Can I just say that I love how you write these two bros? Because I genuinely just love it so much. By bros I mean John and Dave. They are the bestest of not-raised-in-same-family friend bros.

And then there's the John and Bro/Dirk feels. It's just so... nice and face-breaking grin worthy? And the mention of the meteor! I freaking love this so much!