Okay, I finally managed to get past the evil teenybopper style, and I'm glad I did. This is hilarious! I love the E-mail and the telegraphs, and the french-fry tresses were a nice wave to Gaiden.
So… tannish hair and hazel eyes? Basically it looks like Koumyou, then? Way to luck out, Sanzo-chan.
I have to say, though, the return to reality was a relief, even if it was hard to follow. I'm guessing the fic follows the Kami-sama arc? The 'it's his fault' was confusing-I thought it was Goku or Gojyo who slammed into Hakkai and sent them down the cliff?
Really very funny, though, and it having been Sanzo's fevered delusion just makes it that much better. ,

I admit that the first site of cross-dressing Sanzo sent me running for the hills. Then I plucked up my courage and curiosity and cautiously approached your fic. Despite the precautions I still died laughing. And I reincarnated to read it again... and again... Write more? Ever read 'Bored of the Ring'? It's a parody of 'Lord of the Ring'. Somehow this fic remind me of that (very silly) book.

Yes, he never did anything 1/2-way, except the time he failed his driving test. (Did he take any?)

Hakkai, dishabille: nothing to tuck shirt with?

XD XD XD

Oh, blame us now, yah? Knife? The one that swims without an objective? Heh, if you're going to write strangefic on blog test results, why not do so all the way?

Oh goodie. Electra Oedipus didn't marry nor kill Koumyo, instead she offed a pair of incestuous siblings. Even Set killed Osiris but spared Isis.

you used 'defenestrate' in (what, if you squint your eyes and tilt your head, passes as) an actual story! automatic gold star!

also, the fruit knife made me giggle every time.

...Good grief. This has to be one of the silliest fics I've ever read...and also one of the better ones. You actually take note of grammar and spelling, and it's really quite funny looking at all the parallels between the real stuff and the fiction. Sanzo's honestly acting like a fangirl...that's the one gripe, but hey she's a princess now, right? ;)

Defenestrate, not defrenestrate.

I'm not sure whether to scold or warn, but considering the reputation of the site in question, here goes.

Part of your fic has been turned into an instant Middle-Earth Mary-Sue generator on .

eeto... how do I say this...

well, reading about a princess sanzo is certainly taking its toll on my imagination. I kept thinking of the original, gun-wielding male sanzo clad in a gown plus breasts of his own. And the result: I can tell you is not pretty.

anyway, your story is unique and very witty! My favourite part is when king goku chewed on sanzo's hair- thinking it looked like fries. That was one of a kind for gokuXsanzo's first meeting!

but why would you want sanzo together with hakkai? wouldn't it be better to have sanzoxgoku? and what happen to the kappa? did he die?

Not that it's not obvious but...

you write really. weird. fics.

Patricide! And kappa didn't even tread upon her toes!

Re: flute vs. mean guitar: playing the former simulates an act of pleasing another (uke-ness), playing the latter an act of self-loving (narcissism). Have your pupils met in the middle yet?

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A person with that much rage, crude tastes and preferences for phallic symbols would play guitar, not piano. I don't mean sissy spanish guitars, but those mean, slim, and, er, mean electric ones (with pedals too).

Yes. 'Cos it is Another phallic symbol.

Stop snorting that stuff. Please.

And I notice that you do keep that toastrack in character. Male or female, se does love to flash that thing around!

*Goes back to camphor tree to meditate on the symbolism of "[Sanzo] put[ting] her gun to his lips to silence him"...*

H.

P.S: Squishing toes are so Pratchett-ish, dont u think?

A small attempt at a serious review:

"Hakkai started to protest, the sweet darling, but she put her gun to his lips to silence him."

"Sanzo screaming in delight at how much the whole situation was like one of those really fun arcade games where you try your best to knock over as many pedestrians as possible."

- am a romance nut. am so laughing nonstop.

I'm afraid I can't bear to suffer through...er, hang on every word of, this incredible story, but I just have to say "Sanzo loved Hakkai's eyes, their murky depths as fathomless as an algae-choked pond in summer. You know it is as shallow as a kiddy pool, but you can't see to the bottom of it anyway." left me breathless from giggling.

Not to mention "but you must promise to come back, or I shall die, and take half the population of your city with me"

Only half? it must not be true love...probably 'cuz they're not blood-relatives (or ARE they?)