Doug is heckin' gay, son.

inventive.

I have to admit it I actually like the idea of Doug being gay. I mean now as Iam older I can see where you got the idea from and I totally respect your idea.

Um, okay, Doug...

This is like unto Papier ouf Dem Boden! Is this perhaps written by the great Don Shuffy? I especially enjoyed hearing about Skeeters Chiseled Features. I would have liked it more if you had elaborated and possibly involved Skeeters 'Peter'. My only quip is that in a good episode, his sister and Rodger made fun of Doug about his 'Diary' and Doug made it very clear that it was a journal. I feel like you are either not a real fan, or trying to allude even more that he is of the homosex. I wish you had written more chapters, I expect more in the future. I will defiantly be back. Consider your self followed and Favorited.

lmao.

Dear Doug

Maul the hell out of him with a wrench.

Love Diary.

P.S Quit your whining fool!

This sucked!

This story was

G A Y!

I loved Doug when I was little, until Disney killed it. I can SO imagine Doug writing this. Aw, I always thought Skeeter was cute. (Though, Patty did look like a boy). You should writ A DIFFRENT FIC about Skeeter finding out about Doug's secret. Title Suggestions:

You're WHAT?

Doug is GAY?

Skeeter's discovery

I thought you liked Patty

Somethings you shouldn't know

Locker Room

It was a pretty good diary entry. And I can't wait to read the next chapter.

BEST. THING. EVER. TODAY.

MOAR DETAILS ON MOSQUITORS "BEAUTIFULLY CHISELED FEATURES" PLZKTHX~

Heh heh heh. *imagines Doug's voice reading this*

El oh el.